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Its been three years since Lampert’s parents got divorced and also he found out he was born because of a hookup between two creatures from a children's show brought to life by some crazed weirdos, anyways he was in the elevator with the guy his best friend turned into.
“1 w4n7 y0u.”
“What?”
“n07h1ng…”
“…ok?…”
Well that was weird but his brain was fried so yeah. Sometimes I pretend Infected is Kasper…I might be gay… actually I’m definitely at least a decent amount gay and-
The elevator door opens and the chicken robot Null steps in.
“We have recently been informed of our relation to a lamp named “bright knee” and a television named “V” or something like that. The lamp also said that you were one of her offspring as well which makes us half siblings.”
Null said immediately as they stepped into the small compartment
“Are you fucking KIDDING ME!?”
Infected looked in between the two now stuck between family drama I guess
“God my family just keeps getting weirder!”
Lampert complained starting to pace in circles
“We don't like this anymore than you do lamp.”
Null replied deciding they wanted to get off on the next stop, which was Slide 4 Admin. They left but not before making sure no one else got off with them, then they made their trek to the colorful downturned plastic hill sitting down to begin their journey down. As the colors flashed by the saw the bullseye getting larger, they closed their eyes as they prepared to hit it but before that could happen the giant hammer came and smacked them away.
“W311 7h47 w45 w31rd 101”
Infected pointed out turning back to Lampert
“Honestly I don't even know what to expect anymore…”
Lampert responded looking down at his hands
“W4nn4 k155 br0?”
“You know what…why not”
Infected grinned the biggest grin he'd ever grinned and then they kissed mwah mwah wow I love love gang anyways the end! *insert that one sticker of lampert doing the Liam face*