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GILBERT IS THE BEST MOST GREATEST EVER
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Antonio has changed the name to 'The Chitlins™'
Gilbert: HEY NOT COOL
Gilbert: Im SORRY was there something wrong with the previous name??
Ludwig: Yes it wasn't true
Roderich: What In The Hell.
Roderich: Why Was This Horrid And Abomination Of A Group Chat Name Changed To An Even Worse One.
Roderich: And Why Is It Trademarked?
Roderich: This Is All Utter Nonsense.
Alfred: BROO IM NGL you MIGHT be curious george
>Replying to, Roderich: Why Was This...
Antonio: ¿Wdym?
Joao: Ew the upside down question mark lol
Feliks: That’s gotta be racist
Joao: No I just hate everything he does
Lovino: THATS NOT RIDICULOUS TO SAY THAT
Roderich: @Antonio What Do You Mean, "Wdym".
Roderich: "The Chitlins", Was There No Logic Behind This Whatsoever.
Antonio: Ahh but thats where you're wrong amigoo
Antonio: There was logic! Lots of it in fact!✌️✌️
Antonio: I thought it was clear and obvious?
Arthur: Sure Antonio. It's as clear as an average morning in England.
Antonio, Ludwig and Roderich reacted with, ‘❓’
Yao: Yea nobody even understands what you mean because we would rather die than to step foot there
Francis: Sighh its not our fault we come from places with clear skies and sunny days Arthur~~
Feliciano: OHHHHH THATS WHAT HE MEANT???
Feliciano: FRANCIS UR SO SMART!!! IT MAKES ME WONDER WHY YOU COPY OFF MY WORK IN FINANCE CLASS
Francis: Why would you..
Ludwig: Why would the one with overspending issues copy off the person with the same amount of overspending issues am I missing something.
>Replying to, Antonio: I thought it was...
Lovino: Well its obvious that nobody else sees the “logic” so are you going to fucking explain anytime soon
Alfred: OHHH DUDESS
Alfred: AND DUDETTE**
Elizabeta reacted with, '👋'
Alfred: DONTT WORRY THE HEROS GOT IT ALL UNDER WRAPS
Matthew: There was .. nothing wrong
Lovino: NOOO YOURE NOT A FUCKING HERO SHITHEAD GO BACKK
Lovino: WE DONT WANT YOU HERE
Lovino: LEAVE LEAVE
Alfred: MY GUYSS ITS BECAAUSE OF THE ARBYS CHITLIN BURGER ‼️‼️‼️ Sure its a little strange on how Anthony KNEW ive been wanting to try that burger BUT AYE HE COULD JUST BE A MIND READER AND WELL IM FRIENDS WITH ALIENS SO I DONT JUDGE BROCHACHOO🗣️🗣️🤝🤙
Lovino: LEAVEEE WE DONT WANT UR DIRTY ASS HELPP
Alfred: As long as youre not reading my mind when Im with like. Kiku or Ivan. Because WELLLLL thats a different story...HAAHA ANYWAYS WHAT
Lovino: WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKINGOh what in the fuckery
Arthur: What did he mean hes friends with aliens is he alright.
Elizabeta: Im more interested in checking his thoughts when hes with kiku and/or ivan💗but to each their own!
Kiku: Somethings just a little wrong with his head pls give him a break
Francis: Who said I gave great head??
Elizabeta, Yao and Alfred reacted with, ‘😐’
Francis: Oh oupsi
Francis: I misread teehee~
Roderich: Are You Reading With Your Eyes Closed.
Arthur: Can that frog just shit up
Francis: Ah, so a thing called gravity actually makes it go down thanks!❤️
Gilbert: LMAOAOOAOAOAOOA #ROASTED #GETSCHOOLED #ROFLMAO
Gilbert: THAT WAS SO FUNNY I HAD TO SD
Gilbert: SD
Gilbert: SD
Gilbert: sd
Francis reacted, ‘😍’
Gilbert: SS**
Gilbert: Wgat the fudge…
Heracles: you couldve js edited ur message btw
Lovino: That was so funny you had to suck dick???
Feliks: I mean if hes riding it this hard then im like so not surprised
Yao: Eww a smelly cheesy one at that
Gilbert: STOPPPP
>Replying to, Yao: Eww a smelly…
Francis: Ugh. I could show you irl proof that its NOT but.. 🥺Im a little …neerrvvous~
Elizabeta: Aw yuck??
>Replying to, Alfred: MY GUYSS ITS…
Alfred: 🚨🚨‼️🔝🔝🔝🔝🔝‼️🚨🚨
Lovino: And the world kept fucking spinning
Feliciano: WAIT EWWW EWEW so ALFRED ur saying Antonio changed the gc name because of.. 🤢🤢🤮🤢🤢ARBYS?..🤢🤮🤮🤕🤢
Alfred: Sigh…
Alfred: Ok HERE ME OUT
Alfred: Listen fettucini listen bros its REALLY not as bad as you think I PROMISE you‼️‼️
Arthur: You are a madman that will die of heartburn.
Ivan: lololl im poking my eyes out with a crowbar to avoid seeing Alfred’s pathetic excuse
Yao: Do mines next idc whether its safe or not aru
Ivan reacted with, ‘🖤’
Ludwig: Whats wrong with arbys?
Ludwig: I like arbys?
Gilbert, Francis and Kiku reacted with, ‘💔’
Alfred: OH DUDE RARE LUDWIG W???
Gilbert: My brother #WILDING yo😂😂
Ivan: uhoh someone get the cardboard ))
Tolys: What did you even mean by that..
Ludwig: I personally think its the best??
Gilbert: Ok you can stop now
Gilbert: UR EMBARRASSING MEE
Elizabeta: Aww but u werent embarrassing him when u had that bra on ur head in Francis’ stupid video?
Gilbert has muted Elizabeta for 5 minutes
Gilbert: 😂😂😂get muted idiottt
Gilbert: SHSHSHSH ELIZA I HATE TO DO THIS BUT YOU KNOW FRANCIS DOESNT LIKE TALKING ABOUT THAT #PTSDTHINGS
Francis: Ouuu dont worry~ im fine now hehe Arthur gave me an ..extremely detailed and long apology in private❤️
Feliciano has unmuted Elizabeta
Gilbert: FRANCIS IS.whWhy did you do THATT FELII
Feliciano: RODERICH THREATENEDME I COULDNTT IM SORR IM SORRY I WAS SCAREDD i 👉was 👉scared👉
Elizabeta reacted with, ‘☺️’
Heracles: wait since when could u unmute ppl
Heracles: i think its only cus feliciano made it
Kiku: Why did you just reply to yourself…
Heracles: oh
Kiku: No I was asking a question
Heracles: yeah i bet
Kiku reacted with, ‘❓’
Gilbert: WHATEVER WHATEVER POINT IS THAT FRANCIS IS LIKE SUPER SAD CUZ THATS A VERY SENSITIVE TOPIC FOR HIM
Matthew: No offense but I think ur just describing how you feel
Francis: *Chuckles* Welllll~~ I do have a sensitive topic alright💋
Gilbert has muted Francis for 2 minutes
Arthur: Im actually ill.
Arthur: It felt like the frog was describing an adult film he acted in.
Roderich: One That You Were In With Him.
Arthur: NOT
Matthew: How did this even start from Arbys??
Lovino: Blame the burlap potato sack
Lovino: Shithead started talking about fucking making out with arbys for whatever reason
Ludwig: THAT IS NOT WHAT I SAID
Feliks: Lowkey the way u were glazing had me thinking we were talking about krispy kreme
Feliks: @Feliciano thats ur broski btw
Feliciano: Smash
Feliciano: Wait yeah 7 hours in heaven
Feliciano: WAWAIT WHATD U ASK ME??…? Lololllololl😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
Alfred: Ok dude.
Peter: DEAD INTERNET THEORYYYYY🫨🤯
Lovino: That doesnt even make any fucking sense
Lovino: What the fuck are you talking about
Lovino: Who the fuck even let you in here???
Arthur: Will you calm down hes just a child??
Arthur: Sure an annoying one but arent they all
Arthur: @Antonio control your “son” because he gets off of bullying little kids.
Ludwig, Matthew and Peter reacted with, ‘⁉️’
Alfred: Bro…. Pause that..
Lovino: WHY IN THE SHIT WOULD U SAY IT LIKE THAT
Antonio: Holaa
Lovino reacted with, ‘🖕’
Joao: Ok now your annoying me lol
Tolys: All he did was say hi??
>Replying to, Joao: Ok now your…
Antonio: Ahh me when im jealous of my cousins beauty!!
Joao: Which is you 7 days of the week ?
Ludwig: Can we not use this group chat for family drama
Gilbert: LUDWIG LIKES BOYSS
Feliciano reacted with, ‘💕’
Gilbert: Oh so NOW you want to say something about it
Ludwig has muted Gilbert for 1 minute
Matthew: Why did feliciano heart that message..
Kiku: He has this thing where he acts abnormal towards Ludwig
Kiku: Um just dont question him too much I think he was born with it
Feliciano: 😅😅🥳✌️🤞✌️🐱🎒🍕🫰🤗
Ludwig: Great.
Ludwig: What were we even talking about previously??
Roderich: Chitlins.
Roderich: Antonio’s Chitlins. It Really Isn’t That Hard To Stay On Track.
Antonio: Ohhhh
>Replying to, Alfred: MY GUYSS ITS…
Antonio: Well see its kinda obvious!!
Antonio: And.. you called me Anthony again!! ¿Porqué?
Alfred: Dude I have no idea what that last word means
Alfred: Duolingo could only take me so far
Alfred: And there is NO WAY in H-E-🏒-🏒 that I am watching Dora the Evil.
Matthew: Isnt it dora the explorer
Alfred: Dora needs to explore away from me dawg
Matthew: Shes just a seven year old..
Ivan: right so now we have @Lovino and @Alfred as certified kid haters how nice )
Lovino: FFFFFGGC I DONT HATE KIDSSS THERE IS YOUR WEDGIE FIXED NOW
Ivan reacted with, ‘🖤’
Lovino: Wtf hey dont pair me up with that donut deep throater
Arthur: Oh my days im actually getting sick of all this tomfoolery
Arthur: Antonio explain this ridiculous name this instant or else im changing the name to 'History Class'
Gilbert: EWWW UR SO BORING
Feliciano: AH WAT WHO GAVE YOU THE RIGHT TO CHANGE THE NAMES?? I ADDED EVERYONE IN THE FIRST PLACE WHAT
Feliciano: LUDDYDYYY ATTACK THEM FOR ME NOW⬇️ ⬇️GIVE ME SOME DOMINNANCEE *pleads with huge sparkly puppy eyes because you like puppies a lot andd you like me alot so you definitely cant resist at all this time*
Ludwig: Uah gh
Feliks: Yo what the fuck
Feliks: Did he just type out a nut or
Lovino: GROSS WHAT THE FUCK
Joao: Someone's son btw . .
Elizabeta: Well he is Gilbert’s son so it makes sense!
Roderich: I Mean This In The Nicest Way Possible: Yuck And Highly Illogical.
Francis: 👀Kiku I’ll give you $30 to draw mpreg Gilbert!~
Kiku: Higher
Francis: $130???! You know i dont have much left back anymore.. *sniffles cutely*
Kiku: Well.. my goal was going to be a million dollars but now I kinda feel bad
Tolys: So was rejection just not on the table??
Yao: Do not feel bad aru. They are not worthy creatures that deserve sympathy. Demand more money you cant live without money
Kiku, Arthur, Tolys and Alfred reacted with, ‘⁉️’
Yao: Reacting to my message but not the ones talking about mpreg is so immature aru.
>Replying to, Feliks: Did he just…
Gilbert: ROFLMAO NO THE TEACHER TOOK HIS PHONE CUZ IT WAS GOING OFF SO MUCH I JUST SAW IT HAPPEN #SUCKS2SUCK #RIPLUDDY #IHateThisTeacher
Gilbert: ?????YO can I at least see it too @Kiku @Francis
Gilbert: Fine WHATEVER YEAH IGNORE THE HOT AWESOME GUY #FuckYouGuys #NotLovino #Unless… #Lol
Gilbert: #ComeBack
Lovino: @Feliciano Do you need Ludwig to put on your fucking diaper too??
Lovino: FUCKKKK I SHOULDNT HAVE SAID ANYTHING I HATE MY LIFE
Gilbert: AYEEoh.
Feliciano: Ehh tbh fratello im not into ageplay.. but if I was then im 🫳🫴200% SURE I WOULDVE ASKED WITHOUT HESITATION!!
Arthur: What.
Feliciano: KIDDINGG.
Feliciano: Pastaaa!!!😄😄😃😃😄😁😁😁😊😊☺️😕😞😞Not funny…????
Heracles: why would we laugh at you for being an age regressor
Heracles: i dont get it
Feliciano: But I’m not….
Feliciano: Eh youre right
Roderich, Joao and Matthew reacted with, ‘❓’
Kiku: To be fair, @Feliciano the name the gc had when they all first joined was Alfred's doing..
Feliciano reacted with, ‘😢’
Alfred: AW YEAHH DAMN GAY
Kiku: Is that an insult???
Arthur: No, that moron just doesn’t know proper English and used it instead of “damn straight”.
Alfred: Bro.
Alfred: HE WAS ASKING ME NOT YOU DUDEE IHYIHYIHY
>Replying to, Arthur: No, that moron
Alfred: F*CK you cant i just wanna be WOKE its JUNE 2026 brah live a little you stuck up BIOTCH
Alfred: ✨biotch✨
Yao: We heard you the first time.
Alfred: EWW FRANCIS' GAY TEXTING IS RUBBING OFF ON MEE HAHAHA GROSS
Matthew: Didnt you just speak about wanting to be woke 15 seconds ago im lost
Francis: Why am I categorized with "gay texting"?💋❤️
>Replying to, Arthur: Antonio explain...
Yao: And I dont even see why youre so curious aru its not that big of a deal
Francis: Dont ignore me
Lovino: STOP TRYING TO GET THAT UGLY SPANISH BASTARD TO TALK MORE OH MY SHIT
Alfred: UMMMM YEAH I dont really wanna circle back to this (CS THIS HERO ALREADY SOLVED IT🔥🔥🔥) but it ignores francis question so IM GUCCI
Francis reacted with, ‘😒’
Francis: Wellll~ When youre unemployed like Arthur, you try and do anything except finding a job! Xx
Arthur: Im not unemployed?? The hell DONT START THIS BULLSHIT WITH ME TODAY
Francis, Yao and Alfred reacted with, ‘😬’
Feliciano: CENSORH THST OWR
Feliciano: CENSOR THAT WORD
Feliciano: CENSOR IT CENSORR CENSOR OH PLEASEEE LELSSE
Elizabeta, Joao and Matthew reacted with, ‘❓’
Feliciano: ahh ahAHHH IM SHAKINGG LUDDY HOLD ME
Kiku: Theres no way we have to censor another n*rmal word around you..
Roderich: Theres No Way You Actually Bothered To Listen To That Thing.
Arthur: Hes hollering for that stuck up German wet napkin like as if he didnt see hes the same one that got his phone taken up in the first place
Arthur: And ffs what am I supposed to be censoring now. Bullshit??
Francis: Aww knowing poor Feli he probably got triggered by hearing the word job..❤️
Arthur: You cant be serious.
Feliciano: STOPPPP ITTTTTTTT!!!!!!! STOP!!! GET IT....OFFF MY SCREEN!!!!!🤧🤧🤒🤒🤧🤧🤧🤒✋✋🫱🖖
Francis reacted with, ‘🥺’
Roderich: I Get More Vex With Each Emoji You Add.
Feliciano: When im mad i eat.spaghet yumm lick lick Nfhsssmgg
Feliciano: AHOMG Luddy if I FAINT from hearing uhhthat.......word ......again you know you have to like kiissssss 💋mee to wake me up like in those disney princess movies!!!!!
Feliks: Oh babes you are far from a disney princess in more ways than one.
Ludwig: I'll be the judge of that?
Feliks: What..
Alfred: This is bros FIRST message after he gets his phone back btw💔💔💔
Lovino: TAKE THIS TOFUCKING DMSSS
Elizabeta: Oh my
Lovino: IM RIPPING MY HAIR OUTT AND COUGHING BLOODDDD FUCKK YOUUUUU GAYASS DICKWADDDD
Arthur: You cough blood too?? Nice to see we’re in the same boat on that I guess
Feliks: No lmao I really think u both should get that checked out sickos
Elizabeta: Umm haha Ludwig even if you were specifically replying to Feliks message that still comes off as a bit queer, is there something youre not telling us?
Lovino: Oh so now he wants to give us the silent treatment WHAT-FUCKING-EVER
Antonio: We're all kids
Matthew: Uh???
Lovino: And here comes this absolute piece of shit after going awol for like 10 mins with some more bullshit to say can this day get any worse
Gilbert: Bubble butt men throwing it in a circle
Tolys: WHAT???
Feliciano: FRATELLOO THE DAY GOT BETTERR!!!!😄😄😁🌸🌸🌸😛
Lovino reacted with, ‘🖕’
Gilbert: Oh sorry I thought we were just typing random words now bcs of Tonys message lol um Hi hows everyones day going
Gilbert: Ooohh-kaaayyyy #nicetalk.
Arthur: Let me guess. Thats why you also werent talking for so long
Arthur: Searching up indecent crap
Arthur: DURING SCHOOL HOURS TOO???
Gilbert: ITS NOT DURING SCHOOL HOURS I TOLD YOU I GET OUT OF CLASS EARLY FOR MY SUPER AWESOME MOVIEEEE
Kiku: Why is that the one thing you correct
Lovino: You and this FUCKING SHITTY BOOTY MOVIEE
Francis: Non. Now thats a sensitive topic. Dont bring up the movie. I dont want to hear it today I really dont.
Francis: Youre going to make me angry Gilbert.
Francis: Antonio, you may speak.
Gilbert: IM A MOVIE STAR AND IM PROUD IM A MOVIE STAR AND IM PROUDDD
Gilbert: YOURE MAD YOURE MAD YOURE MAD CUZ YOURE NOTTTTT
Gilbert: IM AWESOME IM AWESOME IM AWESOME BECAUSE IM GAY
Francis, Elizabeta, Kiku and Ludwig reacted with, ‘‼️’
Gilbert: HWoah .
Gilbert: Gay as in SUPER happy btw..YEAH #Elated #Joyous24/7 #NotHomosexual #UnlessLovinoAsks #Jk #Not #DontBlockMePlz
Lovino has muted Gilbert for 3 minutes
Lovino: FUCKING TIRED OF HIM YOOMG
Alfred: Coming out on pride month is like super major captain gay WOW dude
Antonio: Hola amigos its me again
Lovino: GO AWAY.
Joao: You as a man saying hola..
Ludwig: WHAT IS YOUR PROBLEM
Arthur: Don’t worry Joao, I get it
Joao reacted with, ‘❤️’
Arthur: But ugh Antonio.. what???
>Replying to, Antonio: We're all kids
Arthur: What was the need for this
Arthur: Like ok...?? I sure hope so? We’re in high school after all?
Ivan: oh no oh no Yaos not a kid
Ivan: Yao is like ancient )
Yao: WHY AM I BROUGHT INTO THIS
Yao: Ive never even told you how old I am? You dont make sense??????
Heracles: no no it sorta does make sense
Heracles: people only hide their age when theyre really old and embarrassed about it
Heracles: Sadık does that and he doesn’t look a day below 85
Matthew: Oh….
>Replying to, Heracles: people only…
Alfred: ORRRR WHEN THEYRE LIKE REALLY YOUNG‼️‼️🔥
Kiku: He.. kinda has a point
Yao: KIKU?? I LOOK OUT FOR YOU AND YOU TREAT ME LIKE THIS?
Tolys: Hiding their age when theyre young? Like what @Peter does??
Alfred: BROOO GIL GIL LMFAOOO remember when Peter said that he was a freshman?? LMFAOOS LIKE YAH RIGHTToh i forgot that son of a gun was still muted
Gilbert reacted with, ‘🤧’
Peter: I REALLY AM THOUGH?? I ALWAYS SAY HI TO YOU GUYS IN THE HALLS EVEN THOUGH YOU IGNORE ME
Matthew: Hey its no use haha just stop trying
Ludwig: You arent very motivational are you..
Ivan: well the Peter case works too ))
Ivan: but i was talking about how Yao couldve been sold to the school at a young age and now hes just a poor 12 yr old as a senior because hes trapped in an endless time loop to pay off debts of some sort
Feliks: Literally nothing you said made sense
Tolys: @Alfred i thought you said you weren’t going to make him play those weird video games of yours??
Tolys: I told you not too?? He’s already bad enough..
Ivan reacted with, ‘🖤’
Tolys: Bad as in wicked and hardcore of course!!! You know the stuff Feliks says hahaha wow so funny!!
Ivan reacted with, ‘🖤’
Feliks: Gross yeah its only cool when I say it you sound like gooner bait
Tolys: HOW AND WHAT IS THAT EVEN SUPPOSED TO MEAN??
Ivan reacted with, ‘🖤’
Tolys: pPlesse stop reacting with the eemojis now
Ivan reacted with, ‘🖤’
Alfred: BRO I made him hop on the witch’s house ONCE AND THAT WAS ITT
>Replying to, Antonio: We're all kids
Arthur: Bloody fucking hell this is the third time Im bringing up this blasted thing and you still havent explained it
Arthur: EVERYONE SHUT YOUR TRAP NOW
Gilbert: WHO IS THIS CUCK FEELING LIKEEEEE😂😂😂#MODS BAN THIS #LOZARR
Arthur has muted Gilbert for 5 minutes
Alfred: LMFAOSO RIGHnvm.
Alfred: BRUHH HE JUST GOT UNMUTED TOO WHY CANT HE JUST LAY LOW
Joao: Arthurs right I mean no duh we're kids Antonio and so what about it??
Antonio reacted with, '😂'
Joao: Why is it laughing
Antonio: Aaaandd chitlins means kids..??
Antonio: So im pretty sure you can connect the two dots together
Joao: ??No? Apparently I cant??
Arthur: Thank you Joao I swear youre like the only other sane person in here
Joao reacted with, ‘❤️’
Arthur: Because if I had to constantly deal with crap like this any longer I honestly would’ve lost it.
Francis: ..Make sure you wipe each other’s mouth when ur done hmph.
Arthur reacted with, ‘❓’
Joao: What
Francis: So!~ Tony~ does that also explain the trademark symbol?❤️
Antonio: Oh no i just thought it looked cool!! Lolol
Roderich: It Does Not.
Lovino: There is no way I waited for this dumbass bum ass fuckass shitty ass explanation.
Lovino: GIVE ME BACK THE 20 MINUTES OF MY LIFE THAT YOU WASTEDDD YOU JERK ASSHOLE
Ludwig: NO HELLO THATS NOT WHAT CHILTINS MEANS AT ALL WHY IS NOBODY ELSE CORRECTING HIM
Alfred: LMFAOOOO
Alfred: LMFOSOAOOO
Alfred: LMFAWCKINGASSOFFF
Feliks: Yeah thats kinda what lmfao means
Alfred: CHITLINS??? = KIDS???? IN WHAT WORLD BROOOO
Antonio: ¿Doesnt it sound like the word children?
Feliciano: ANTONIOOO LAY OFF THE CRACK PLEALSPELEASEEE I DONT WANNA LOSE YOUU 😭😭😭😢😭😢😢🥺🥺🥺🥺😢🥺🥺😢🥺😭
Antonio: I take pride in being and always have been completely sober!!!
Antonio: no.
Feliciano: ANTONIOOO LAY OFF THE OLIVE OILL**😭😭😭😢😭😢😢🥺🥺🥺🥺😢🥺🥺😢🥺😭
Feliciano: I………didnt even get to send the messgae yyet HWAWHAT HOW DID YOU KNOW WHAT I WAS GOING TO SAY
Antonio reacted with, ‘😅’
Alfred: CHITLINS ARE PIG INTESTINES BRO
Antonio: Ohhh
Alfred: Ok talk about an underwhelming reaction…
Alfred: BOOOO🍅🍅🍅LIGHT URSELF ON FIRE OR SOMETHING🍅🍅DO SOMETHING COOOL BRAHH
Antonio: Awwww how kind!!!! @Lovino look Alfreds giving me tomatoes because im interesting!
Joao, Francis and Gilbert reacted with, ‘💔’
Lovino: I thought i told you to stop fucking tagging me STOP FUCKING TAGGING ME
Ivan: lolol Antonio is not a human
Alfred, Lovino and Feliciano reacted with, ‘❓’
>Replying to, Alfred: Ok dude that…
Joao: Nah he definitely knew the meaning already
Joao: Just look at that irritating reply
Francis: Mm only an 'Ohhh' ???? I see rightt thru ur face card Antonio~❤️
Francis: Façade* 😳
Feliks: No like ig ur kinda right he does have a face card too
Joao: Hes Spanish so no . .
Antonio: JAJAJAJAJA YOUR HILARIOUS JOAO Can you clarify whats that supposed to mean?
Joao: I dont want to
Kiku: Why do all Europeans hate each other??
Yao: Simple because everybody else hates them
Ivan: i love everyone )
Yao: Ok aru.. thats unexpectedly nice
Ivan: if we could taxidermy humans i would go those lengths to prove my love for you all ))
Yao: And then you ruined it by being creepy again
Yao: Also im pretty sure thats what those ugly western wax figures are
Ludwig: So wait wait
Ludwig: @Antonio were u thinking that Arbys was just. Grinding up kids and putting it in their burgers?..
Antonio: Si claro!! isnt that why everyone was saying it was disgusting and they'll never eat it?
Ludwig, Elizabeta and Tolys reacted with, ‘⁉️’
Francis: Tut tut!~ Antonio isnt thaaat wild im sure he prob thought it was another name for a cutesy little kids meal oui?
Francis: Oh.
Francis: I ..had that typed before he sent that btw.
Matthew: Omg??..?
Alfred: ANTHONYY BRO WHAT
Alfred: DDUDEE That just gave me a stomachache in my head💔wow bro just wow
Arthur: That’s called a headache.
Feliks: Antonio totally needs his cell phone privileges revoked
Joao: The smartest Spanish man ever .
Roderich: Whoever Said Spanish Is The Happiest Language In The World Is So Incorrect And Biased.
Gilbert: So BASED**
Roderich: Dont "Correct" Me With That Queer New Generation Lingo.
Antonio: Es hora de comer
Alfred: Ok bro whatever that means
Feliciano: Wait so Antonio is a cannibal???
Gilbert, Kiku, Arthur and Ludwig reacted with, ‘❓’
Feliciano: WAIT WHATTTT
Feliciano: AHFRATELLO HOWD YOU SURVIVE OH MY RIGATONI YIU COULDVE BEEN SUCH AN EASY FOOD SOURCE ESPECIALLY BECAUSE YOURE SO WEAK AND FRAIL OHNOOOO
Lovino: Nobody said that.
Lovino: Omfg Im not.
Lovino: Feliciano where THE FUCK HAVE YOU BEENNNN
Ludwig: Hey try not yell at him too much.. hes just a baby in a way
Lovino: ILL FLING THIS PENCIL AND WATCH IT LODGE INTO YOUR CRANIUM DONT "HES JUST A BABY" ME
Lovino: AND IF MY STUPID BROTHER WOULD GET HIS HEAD OUT OF THAT PISS HAIRED GERMANS ASS FOR ONE SECOND YOU WOULDNT ASK DUMB SHIT LIKE THIS AND HAVE TO DEAL WITH PEOPLE GETTING MAD AT YOU
Lovino: FUCK ME IN THE ASS WHAT THE HELLL
Gilbert: ?👀Dont gotta tell me twice #ImInThere
Gilbert has unsent one message
Gilbert has went offline
Arthur: Everyday.
Arthur: Do you seriously have to act like this every bloody day.
Heracles: hes offline i dont think he cant hear you