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Dear Professor McGonagall,
I don't know how you keep finding us but you do realise that you're now sending the owl mail to my cousins car.
His screams of horror when he saw an owl on his car may have been amusing the the first few times it happened but it is quickly becoming annoying, especially because he wont let us shoot the birds so close to his baby.
Please stop sending the letters, I won't be attending Hogwarts this year. Or ever really.
Sincerely,
Harry Potter-Winchester
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