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After 2 rounds of UNO, Ino woke up. She opened her eyes looking around the table. Once her sleep blurry eyes landed on you, she turned to face you.
“You know, Y/n,” the blonde woman started, “you’re really pretty.”
“Um, yea thanks,” you awkwardly accepted the compliment.
“No, like really really pretty. Like, I think you’re hot.”
“Oh,” you looked away from her not sure how to take her comment. Ino was beautiful, but also sitting on her boyfriend’s lap. You looked to Sasuke who glanced over to you, brow furrowed and shrugged his shoulders.
“Why don’t you date more? When was the last time you went out with someone? Or even just got laid?”
“I’m not going to talk to you about my sex life during a game of UNO, Ino.” You rolled your eyes, playing a card. “And the last time I had a date was probably last semester.”
“Guy was an ass,” the Uchiha commented, “didn’t bring her flowers or nothing.”
“As much as I like flowers,” Sakura frowned, “they aren’t required.”
“I didn’t like him,” Sasuke insisted.
“You’ve never liked anyone, Y/n has dated,” Kankuro teased the raven.
“That’s because they’re all idiots,” he forcefully smacked a card on the discard pile.
Kiba snorted, “at least she dates, you’ve never even kissed a girl.”
The Uchiha glare was fierce, “I have.”
You gave him a blank look, “we were 13, it doesn’t count.”
The brunette man barked laughing, “virgin lips Uchiha. Never had a girlfriend, never been on a date.”
“Come on, Kiba,” you stopped the Inuzuka’s taunting, you could feel Sasuke’s anger rising, “there is nothing wrong with focusing on education. He’ll graduate and become a CEO of a major corporation while you pick up his trash.”
“The way your grades are right now,” Shino added injury to insult, “that’s looking highly likely.”
“You should at least pick up someone for a night,” Ino was still focused on you, “sex is great stress relief. There’s this guy in my Literature course whose a real hottie. I could introduce you.” She wiggled her eyebrows, “or…” she looked from you to Sai then back again, “you could join us,” she offered suggestively. “We both find you attractive. I wouldn’t mind sharing for a night.”
Your jaw dropped as you stared at her. Ino Yamanaka was offering you a threesome.
Eyes wandering to Sai, he just smiled and laid down a card, “UNO.”
Across from you, Kankuro pouted, “how come I never get invited to sexy time?” Gaara elbowed him in the ribs.
“She’s not interested,” Sasuke snapped, taking the liberty of responding for you.
“I believe, Ino asked Y/n, not you,” Sai turned his blank smile on the Uchiha.
“Well, I mean….” Ino blushed playing with her fingers, “I wouldn't mind if you joined in too, Sasuke.” Sai frowned.
“Not a chance,” the raven scoffed, “I don’t share.”
“So,” Sakura gave him a sly look, “what you’re saying is, you want Y/n all to yourself?”
Sasuke turned redder than his favorite food, “whose turn is it? Will you fucking go?”
“M-m-mine,” Hinata drew a card then placed one down bashfully.
The game continued. Ino pushed up from Sai’s lap and went to grab herself something to drink. You didn’t even realize where she was until you felt hot breath on your ear.
“I wasn’t joking,” the blonde whispered, “and I- wait, is that Sasuke’s shirt?”
“You’re just now noticing that?” You glanced at her out of the corner of your eye.
She didn’t move and her proximity was starting to make you nervous. Suddenly she reached forward and grabbed your chest, “I knew it!”
“Hey!” You smacked her hands away from your boobs, covering yourself with your arms, “you have your own, play with them.”
“You’re not wearing a bra!” She sang in your ear, loud enough for everyone to hear, “are you not wearing any panties either?” With a mischievous smirk, the blonde reached down and ripped the blanket off your legs.
Sasuke’s shirt flew up and you hurriedly held it back down, screeching, “INO!”
The glare your best friend gave the horny woman was so intense, you flinched. Snatching the blanket from her, he wrapped it around you and possessively pulled your chair right up against his. He opened his mouth to yell something but Sai was already there, lifting up his woman and pulling her out of the danger zone.
“I think it’s time to sleep off the rest of that alcohol,” his smile was obviously fake as he forced the struggling blonde back into his lap on his chair. Holding her close, he rocked back and forth, ignoring the looks from his friends. He motioned for the group to keep playing. Eventually, Ino stopped struggling and settled down defeated. After a few rounds she fell asleep.
"I'm still mad at you, Naruto," Sakura huffed crossing her arms, pouting as he tried to cuddle with her as the game went on.
"Awh, sweetie, it was just a few shots. Ya know, to lose up a little," the blonde tried reasoning with his strict girlfriend.
"Midterms are right around the corner!" She hissed through gritted teeth.
"Exactly the reason we need to loosen up a little," he gently massaged the pinkette's shoulders, you could see her will falter. "Nobody's going to get hung over."
Sakura deadpan looked from Naruto, to Lee, to Ino, and back to him, "you sure about that?" Both were fast asleep, Lee on the couch and Ino in Sai's arms. The two lightweights.
"Lee is always a problem with alcohol, he's an exception," Kiba rolled his eyes. Hinata had finally managed to pin his hands down and was giving him a fierce glare. Well, fierce for Hinata.
The Haruno sighed, looking to Sai, "you're taking her home with you. I don't want to deal with her in the morning."
"Ouch, girl. Where's the love?" You teased her laughing. Sakura has spent more sleepless nights holding back hair and wiping months than anyone you know. If anyone deserved a night off it was her. But you instantly felt a bit guilty for the joke as shame flashed in her eyes. She opened her mouth, probably to retract her statement to Sai but you cut her off, "I'm sure Ino would be thrilled waking up next to Sai in the morning. And she didn't drink that much to be anything other than disoriented and horny." You shrugged, "besides we can have a giant buffet breakfast the morning midterms start. I bet your homemade cinnamon rolls would pave through any hard feelings."
Hinata sucked in a sharp breath of delight as Kiba screamed, "hell yea!"
Sai nodded his acceptance, running his fingers through Ino's blonde tresses, "this all works for me."
"For me as well," Shino pushed his sunglasses farther up the bridge of his nose. "I'll bring a fruit tray."
Gaara glanced at his brother before offering, “we can bring different juices.”
"Alright," the pinkette acquiesced with a tiny smile, "Breakfast is important, we need the energy for our tests, plus it'll be fun." She paused then hesitantly added, "and I guess you guys are right. I suppose just as long as nobody gets drunk, it'll be good to relax a bit."
You felt Sasuke get up from the table as Naruto whipped out what he had been hiding behind his back, slamming a giant bottle of Grey Goose down on the table. "Courtesy of my pervy uncle," he announced.
As everyone grabbed cups from the table and their favorite soda to mix with the vodka, you felt Sasuke behind you. Turning to him he held out one of the miniature cups they had been taking shots in earlier. It was filled with brown liquid.
"I knew you'd want to try it," the raven smirked, "so I hid you some. Figured it'd be gone quick."
"Oooo," you snatched it from him, "you know I love you right?"
You missed the blush on his face as you sipped the burning expensive rum. You wanted to taste it, unlike the guys earlier using the beverage for quick shots to sneak around Sakura. The initial taste of caramel and chocolate gave way to bitter citrus. It was smooth and spicy, warmth spreading inside you. The perfect drink for a cold evening.
"Thanks, Sasuke," you grinned genuinely at him, "you're the best."
He spun away, "hn," again you missed the rosy glow of his cheeks.
You sat back at the table, a mixed drink in hand. Since the rum warmed you considerably you decided against covering your legs with the blanket. After all, your bare legs were hidden under the furniture, and Ino was asleep.
"Are you not wearing any pants?" Shino raised an eyebrow at you, asking in a soft voice.
"You didn’t notice after Ino tore the blanket off me?”
He shook his head, “all I heard was about the bra, and I couldn’t see you through her.”
“Lee threw up on me, remember," you scoffed, relieved he hadn’t seen anything, "Tsunade is washing my clothes, but for now I'm just chilling in Sasuke's shirt."
The insect obsessed man stared at you then turned away, his ears dusting pink.
"Tch," Sasuke grabbed your arm pushing you into the chair he had been sitting in and taking your seat next to Shino.
"What the hell, Sasuke?" The raven didn't respond, simply grabbed the blanket and covered your legs.
The bottle of Grey Goose lay empty and forgotten, along with a 2nd bottle Jiraiya had brought in.
"UNO," Kiba slurred, carefully laying a card on the discard pile.
"Bullshit!" You yelled, jumping up and smacking your hand down on the table.
"Wrong game," the Inuzuka smirked at you.
"Bullshit," you repeated, "Hinata, what was the card you put down?"
"Um, it was, it was, it was a, um, it was a b-blue 7."
You nimbly picked up the red 7 Kiba has put down revealing a red 4. "I knew it!" You screeched shaking the card at him, "I thought you had been putting down 2 cards at a time!"
"T-they they just, they just stuck!" The brunette tumbled over his excuse.
"Bull. Shit." You scoffed, drinking your spiked soda.
"I had thought the same thing," Sai interjected looking at Kiba, "a man who cheats has a small dick."
You choked on your drink. Sasuke thumped you on the back as you tried to clear your throat. You bent over the table breathing deep as you tried not to laugh anymore. You felt hands on your ass, and remembered you weren't wearing anything under Sasuke's shirt. Snapping your head around you saw the Uchiha tugging the fabric down to cover your ass. Naruto, who was on your left was too preoccupied with Sakura to notice. Good thing Sasuke forced you to switch seats with him or Shino would have received a free moon viewing. Still, it was mortifying. Quickly you sat down, looking away from him. You both unsuccessfully tried to hide your blushing faces.
Thankfully, Tsunade entered the room then with your clean and dry clothing. Grabbing them, you rushed off to the guest room to change. Slipping your underwear on first, you then take off Sasuke’s shirt to put on your bra when the door opens. The raven entered and shut the door behind him. Quickly you snapped your bra on then turned to him, holding out his shirt.
Ignoring the held out garment, Sasuke paces the guest room bare chested. Running his hand thru his hair, it sticks up more than usual as the back resembling a cockatoo's crest. You couldn’t help but admire those cut abs of his. Even though you two live together, you never got sick of his glorious body.
Sighing you slip your pants back on. "What's wrong Sasuke? You're even more irritable than usual.”
“What's wrong? What's wrong! You're what's wrong!” He shouted at you, aggravated.
“Excuse me?”
“I mean, no that's not- ugh.”
He stops facing you. His face flushes rapidly taking in your topless state, picking up your shirt he tosses it in your face. "Finish getting dressed. I can’t talk to you like that.”
You snort. "Sasuke we live together, you've seen me in a towel.”
His cheeks got redder if possible. "T-thats n-not important right now." He went back to pacing
You titled your head confused. Sasuke never stuttered. "Whats wrong? You're acting weird.”
He sighed glancing at you again, "just put your shirt on.”
You obeyed slipping it over your head. After you sat on the bed he paced in front of. "Now will you tell me what's wrong?”
He pulls his hand down his face grunting "don't date that guy. I don't trust anyone Ino tries to set you up with.”
“OK?”
"And why didn't you shove Lee off you?" He was getting mad now, "that moron was all over you and you barely resisted."
You rolled your eyes, “Lee is harmless.”
“Do you call Ino harmless too?”
“Really?” You deadpan.
He stopped, standing in front of you glaring, "will you stop brushing this off?”
“Only if you stop taking it all so seriously. Come on, Sasuke I'm your best friend what's really bothering you?”
Sitting next to you, both your knees touching, he buries his face in his hands. "That's what makes this so hard.”
“Makes what so hard?”
“Just shut up will you. You're so annoying.” You smacked his shoulder. “Hnnnnnnn...”
You started rubbing his back trying to comforting him but he smacks your hand away. “Sasuke what the he-”
Suddenly he sits up, grabbing your shoulders and yanks you to him. One hand gripping your shoulder the other firm on your jaw. His lips were forcefully on yours before you could finish responding. Your mind blanked. Blinking rapidly at the raven whose mouth was pressed hard against yours before registering what happened. Just as quick as it begun it was over and Sasuke was sprinting to the door.
Leaving for him you grabbed his arm "Sasuke wait!”
“I don't want to talk about it,” he tried to shake you off but you yanked him back to the bed.
“Sasuke, stop! I'm not mad, I was just surprised.”
“Not mad isn't the reaction I was wanting.”
"Sasuke" you ran your fingers gently up his arm, and pushed against his shoulder turning him towards you but he would look at you.
Placing both palms on his chest, you felt his muscles tense under your fingers. Stepping into him you cautiously wrapped an arm around his neck, the other hand cupping the cheek he had turned away. Pushing against that cheek you turned his face to meet yours.
You hadn't realized how insanely fast your heart was beating until your eyes met his dark orbs. The room suddenly felt too hot. Locking your knees to keep them from shaking you raised up on your toes to place a soft kiss on his lips. Sasuke’s eyes widened as you shut yours. As you moved your lips muscular arms wrapped tightly around your middle tucking you into the Uchiha. His mouth wasn't as forceful as before. Now tender but increasingly impatient, his hands roamed your back. Fire scorched your veins as if an internal volcano had erupted. Long held back feelings surged forth. Tears pricked your eyes. Butterflies swarmed your stomach. Parting for breath, lips bruised, he rested his forehead against gently your own and nuzzled your noses. You could feel the rare smile on his face. He started chuckling, the vibrations shaking you.
“What's so funny?”
“I've been wanting to do that for years.”
Your eyes popped open and you squeaked, “years?”
“Yea, that's why I could never get myself to date anyone in high school, nobody was you,” he paused, “and you're too important to risk.”
“Then why now?”
“Guess it was those shots and a bit of jealousy. No inhibitions.”
“Jealousy? Mr. Uchiha, are you feeling OK?”
He laughed, softly poking your forehead. Then kissing your nose. Both cheeks. Then lips. But his mouth didn't linger there. He buried his face in your neck just holding you close. “Y/n,” his call was muffled by your hair.
“Hmm?”
He was silent for a few moments. You allowed the silence knowing he was collecting his thoughts. His grip tightened. “You're mine now, y/n, I'm not letting you go.”
You smiled, kissing his raven hair, “I've always been yours, Sasuke.”
He pulled back studying your face. Satisfied with what he found in your eyes he kissed you again. This time not stopping, possessively matching his mouth against yours.