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When smuggler decides to mock a paladin's virtue, the outcome is usually divine wrath - swift, righteous, and terminal. Rugan, however, receives an entirely different kind of revelation when Tav reveals what really happens behind temple doors.
Turns out, holy warriors aren't just skilled at smiting evil - they excel in activities best kept out of sacred texts. Nothing shatters illusions quite like realizing that those who polish their armor with devout precision have equally creative uses for their stamina.
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- Part 4 of Rounds Owed
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Wading Through the Shadows by mischiefangermanagement for Cinderminx
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games), Baldur’s Gate 3
05 Dec 2025
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In the Shadow-Cursed Lands, an ever optimistic Tinuviel comes to grips with the gravity of her situation through a series of sobering interactions. But ultimately, it’s a vampire spawn named Astarion that helps her wade through the darkness.
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The wisdom of the fool won't set you free
But that's the way that it goes
And it's what nobody knows
Everyday my confusion growsValora's always been deeply connected to herself. Though, there's some things that even she doesn't know.
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Iona (Tav) tries to make sense of her end-game world state and takes a stab at this whole “character development” thing,
Wyll discovers the myriad lessons warning against revenge the hard way,
Astarion speedruns his romance arc,
and Gale learns how to play the piano. -
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Since entering the Shadow-Cursed Lands, Helena has not performed her Evensong ritual to share her daily revelations with her goddess Eilistraee. And much has happened in need of reporting, namely her new sexual relationship with Gale of Waterdeep. In an act of defiance against a moment of doubt in her faith, Helena asks Gale to partake in the Evensong ritual with her. Though with all their pent up sexual attraction to each other, it may be difficult to stay on task.
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