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    "-wait?"

    With a sharp pull from his hand, Stiles freed himself from the hand that was holding him. He turned to glare at Talia, the corner of his eyes carrying the weight of tears unshed; "I waited for your son to get his head out of his ass- I waited for your son to finally accept me, I waited for him to finally say yes when all he said was no, for 10 fucking years!"

    Talia didn't know what to say, her eyes widened in surprise. Everyone else was quiet as well.

    "-I endured 10 fucking years feeling like a sack of worthless shit while your son tried mending his broken heart while breaking mine- I waited, and waited, and waited, and waited for him and now that I'm tired, you tell me to wait!?"

    Or; Derek has serious issues, Stiles is seriously done.
    A lot of angst ahead, my friends.

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    Look, he didn't expect to be kidnapped. Nor did he expected that, when the bag over his head was pulled off, that he would be face to face with three people- two men and a woman -fighting, arguing.

    Their lips moving rapidly, but he could get some things here and there like the words "Derek", "Rejected", "Apology", and a few things he... didn't quite had the context for.

    And then they turned to him as he spoke: "Not a very interactive kidnapping, not a very organized kidnapping crew, I've had better ones... I'd give it a 3 out of 10 stars."

    And then more people appeared. And they were talking, there were too many lips to form a coherent story, so he focused on a few to catch some things- until he felt a touch on his shoulder that made him flinch: "Fuck, whatever it is you guys want, I don't have it."

    And whoever was behind him was talking. He could feel it through the vibrations of the air into his back.

    "Can you at least speak in front of me? I can't see your lips from this position, and trying to talk to somebody who is deaf is kinda ableist you know?"

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    My sad love life created this...
    Enjoy 😊

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    The Alpha looked confused and concerned all at the same time, so taking an educated guess, Stiles ventured a theory.

    “Oh great. Let me guess… We’re lost aren’t we?”

    Derek growled at the insult and continued to scan the trees, rocks and stumps around them.

    “We’re not lost, Stiles. The landscape has… changed.”

    “Changed?” Stiles repeated in disbelief, before intentionally wandering in front of the werewolf to block his view. “As in, the trees just grew legs and walked away?”
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    Or, 5 times magic messed with Derek and Stiles, and the 1 time it got it right...

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    Born into a world of the supernatural and forced to segregate himself and his human peers from the supernatural creatures that inhabit Beacon Hills, Stiles grew up with the belief that integration was the key to a better life, thanks to his mother’s social work. Of course, that belief is only furthered by the mate mark he bears of his mate’s first words to him, something only supernatural creatures and their occasional human mates are supposed to have. Desperate to find his mate and carry on his mother’s work after her death, Stiles does everything in his power to unite his town, even if that means enduring dinners with Derek Hale, who hates him and refuses to speak to him. After a terse interaction, Derek finally speaks and the two realize they’re mates. Well, surely Stiles can still get his happy ending. Right?

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    An alternate season two, where Chris Argent realizes how Allison is being manipulated and brainwashed sooner than in canon, and actually decides to step up to change it before it is too late.

    Derek doesn't understand why this is a him problem, but now he is stuck in a cabin in Utah with Allison and Chris, while everyone else fights the kanima, Gerard, and each other.

    Time changes everything, and if they don't change fast, everything will far apart.

    But Derek could never anticipate just how much things would change.

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    Stiles absolutely, most definitely, totally does NOT have a crush on Derek Hale. Not at all. He doesn't.

    He grew up with the Hale kids and saw every embarrassing moment along the way. How could he have a crush on someone he saw cry the first time they saw their beta shift in the mirror? Someone he saw literally almost bite off their own finger while eating.
    No. No, Stiles definitely doesn't think about his best friend's older brother like that.

    What happens when the opportunity to confront his totally-not-a-crush appears: the Beacon Hills high school's Valentine's Day fundraiser?

     

    DEAD DOVE: DON NOT EAT
    Do Not Read IF you cannot handle discussion of: child grooming, drugged drinks, corrosed alcohol abuse, sexual assault/abuse of a minor, sexual assault/abuse trauma, suicidal thoughts & actions, suicide attempt(s)

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    Derek felt better equipped now. Stiles’ help had given him enough breathing room to re-orient himself and really accept his new reality as a father. Derek was beyond grateful, but he couldn’t impose anymore.

    Stiles, naturally, thought this was incredibly stupid.

    “You know I’m not asking you to leave, right?” he questioned indignantly, spoon of mashed potatoes hovering, forgotten, between his plate and his mouth. “Like, have I given any indication that I want you to get out? Truly, because if so, I need to know so I can stop doing it.”

    “No, of course not,” Derek said hastily, abandoning his own spoonful of chili (bless Stiles for his somewhat unconventional food combinations that always turned out to be delicious). “I just – it’s time, you know? I really, really appreciate all your help, really, I don’t know how I would have gotten through this first stage without you. But I’ve taken up enough of your time and space.”

    Stiles stared at him, clearly unimpressed. “So that’s what this is about.”

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    When Derek has a hard time with feeling guilty over essentially forcing Stiles to co-parent Eli with him, Stiles sets the record straight.

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    Derek Hale has always known two things about himself: He's not good at making people like him, and he's going to be his sister's second for the Sacramento pack. But when a random assignment leads him to be the new alpha of Beacon Hills, dealing with far too big shoes to fill and a new pack orphan that everyone listens to far more than they do him, he thinks it's his big chance to finally prove his worth to his mother. Besides, it's not forever, is it?

    Stiles Stilinski has always known two things about himself, too: Being the son of the alpha is a Big Job, and it's his to do, and one day, his mate will be the next alpha of his mother's pack. But when his parents are murdered, and some growly man with expressive eyebrows unwillingly takes her place, he's got two choices: keep glaring at Derek or teach him to man up. At least until he's found a replacement. How long could that take?

    This is a story about building a pack, finding a home and cuddling with a dog. It's mostly about the dog.

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    “Derek,” Stiles said, heartbeat ratcheting up in surprise. “You…oh my God, what – are you – Jesus, come here dude!” And really, what else was Derek supposed to do except wrap his free arm around Stiles’ back when he lurched straight into Derek’s body and bury his face in Stiles’ hair?

    The embrace lasted two, three seconds. Then Elijah gurgled softly, a surefire sign that he was about to wake up and start wailing.

    “Holy shit,” Stiles whispered, pulling back and staring at the baby in Derek’s arms. “What the – what?”

    “Hi,” Derek said breathlessly.

    “Hi,” Stiles answered, still watching Elijah open his eyes and screw up his face in preparation to give voice to his fury. “You have a baby.”

    “Please help,” Derek said desperately. When Elijah started crying, albeit a little quieter than normal, Derek almost joined in.

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    In which Derek Hale receives a baby from a one-night stand, panics, and goes to Stiles for help...four years after seeing him last. Some things never change.

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    Sometimes revenge doesn't have to be violent or evil, sometimes you just need to proof them that you're better off without them.

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    All works in this series share the same universe and overarching plot. You can read them in chronological order to follow the full arc, or read each one as a complete, standalone work.

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    "Enough," Stiles cuts in, voice cracking on the tail end. "Dad – daddy, please.”

    Both Derek and his dad turn toward him in unison, mirroring each other with a, “Yes?” – one surprised and paternal, the other smugly amused.

    Fuck.

    This is it. His final moment. He’s going to die of mortification, right here, right now. Just bury him between the frozen cheesy pizzas and the off-brand chicken nuggets.

    Carve it on his fucking tombstone: Here lies Stiles Stilinski. Killed by his own goddamn mouth.

    Or: One fucking glance. That's all it took. A bored flick of those impossibly green eyes and a gruff, “You’re blocking the keg, kid.”

    Gone. Absolutely, irreversibly fucking gone. Like, one moment Stiles was a person; the next, he was Derek Hale's latest conquest. It was kind of great – well, at least until Derek totally flipped the table and suddenly it definitely wasn't all that awesome anymore.

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    Set directly after s03ep19, Derek must give Stiles a claiming bite if he wants him to survive the Letharia Vulpina injection (as well as the Nogitsune), but what is he supposed to do afterwards with this new bond that exists between them?

    And how will Stiles, still recovering from the events involving the Nogitsune, deal with with the fact that now he's basically werewolf married?

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    This is going to be a massive dump file for all of the outlines and ideas I've had over the years for Teen Wolf. I intend to have as many fully outlined as possible, and plan on encouraging some adoption. Fair warning, Sterek loyalist, possibly Scott bashing, and the Sheriff's name is John. Anything that's fully outlined will have a full synopsis if one exists.

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    Derek tries to woo Stiles with geeky latte art.

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    The Alpha Pack is sent to Beacon Hills by the Magic Council of North America to see how the new Hale Alpha is doing and reunite him with Cora. Derek isn't doing well on the test the Alpha Pack puts him through and Deucalion is getting bored, until he meets someone interesting in a bookstore who catches his attention.

    Stiles proves to be more than simply a good distraction from his boredom though.

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    Stiles Stilinski is an angel and protector of Earth. Derek Hale is a prince of hell and a demon. Derek is given a mission by his father James Hale, a fallen angel, to turn Stiles into a demon by any cost.

    Angels can be turned into demons if they willingly kill someone, have sex with anyone or are sexually assaulted.

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    All of us know the storyline of the first season of "Hannibal"... but what if the plot was disrupted by a character from a different universe? someone who coincidentally ended up in Baltimore as a resident of FBI School? Stiles Stilinski from "Teen Wolf" is coming and I assure you that Hannibal won't be pleased about it. Can Stiles save Will Graham from being imprisoned, before it's too late?

    I'M COME BACK!!!

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    Derek doesn't always make the best decisions. Maybe that's how he ended up hiding out with a 16 year old kid in a dingy motel room. He should've left town when he had the chance.

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    The first time they meet Peter is half feral, waiting to be sold to the nearest unit of hunters, most likely for slaughter. She is chained to a tree and about to be sacrificed in a summoning ritual by a group of eugenic druids. That is to say, things were proceeding as usual in Beacon Hills. A testament to how truly fucked up everything was in Peter’s life lately.

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