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Isagi picks up a scarf and gets swept away in a chaotic turn of events.
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title: I met your sister, she was nicer
rating: teen and up audiences
fandom: blue lock
relationship: vivian hugo/isagi yoichi
author: anonymous
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OPI (Other People's Injuries) by prailock
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 Jun 2026
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When one of their campers gets bullied for letting his sisters paint his nails, Ilya decides to show him it’s perfectly normal for a boy to wear nail polish if he wants to. Some of the League decides this is a personal attack. They want an attack? Shane's more than happy to provide it.
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Keep my husband's name out of your fucking mouth.
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- Part 1 of Shane's Got Hands
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̶H̶e̶l̶p̶f̶u̶l̶ Advice by nomsy
Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
07 Jun 2026
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“If I gave Jackie a day of getting to have sex with me whenever she wants as a thank you for tidying the living room, I think she’d divorce me,” Hayden says.
“Nah, man, she’d kill you,” J. J. says, which is probably true.
Shane shrugs. “That sounds like a straight people problem.”
Hayden is truly glad that the times of Shane torturing himself by being in the closet are over. But. Well. This conversation is kind of making him miss those days.
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Finally, after everything, Shane is a happily married man. Incredibly happily married. It only becomes a problem once he thinks it qualifies him to dispense relationship advice.
Or, five times Shane gives relationship advice his friends disagree with, and one time he doesn’t.
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“Alright,” Eddie shrugs, laissez-faire. He pulls Buck’s plate to the center of the table; pushes his own forward in kind. Then he begins a drawn-out circus routine of plucking an olive at a time up and out of the bowl and plopping them onto their respective dishes, one by one.
The delicate, repetitive movement of Eddie’s pinched fingers reminds Buck of picking the petals off of flowers. He loves me. He loves me not. He love—
An olive hits him square in the forehead.
“There,” Eddie says, resolute, as the pitted projectile tumbles to the ground at Buck’s feet. “Equal treatment.”
Or: Buck, Eddie, and the olive theory. Well, in theory.
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It has been one year since Natsu and Happy left after the showdown with Tartaros, and they return only to find Fairy Tail gone and its members scattered across Fiore.
Reuniting with Lucy should have felt like coming home.
Instead, they discover that some distances can't be measured in miles, and rebuilding Fairy Tail may be easier than rebuilding what was lost between them.(Story of post-Tartaros and pre-Alvarez reimagined)
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“Let’s break up.”
“No,” Louis took off his jacket. “Anywaysㅡ”
“What do you mean no?”
“No,” he repeated. “You want me to say it Spanish? Noh.”
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Safety First by lonelyhourglass47
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
27 Apr 2026
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“Golly,” he says, and you catch the wince that paralyzes his face for a split second at his silly wording. “Do you really think that after all this time, I’m not absolutely dying to touch you?”
His lips fit perfectly with yours. His beard rasps against your chin and his nose bumps your cheek, and his bangs (if you can call them that) tickle your forehead, but this is how you want it. His kisses are so darn tender, his lips so smooth. His hand lands warm on your thigh, and when you shift to urge his fingertips toward your hip, he breaks the kiss with a soft pop and his eyes flit back and forth between each of yours.
“Are you,” he asks almost in slow motion, “wearing any clothes under my sweater?”
Your lips bloom into a smile. You shake your head.
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Jane Adapts Nonnaturally Expeditiously by shanessed
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
06 Jun 2026
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Ashley: but seriously if not at his place then where do you meet?
Jane: We hook up in hotels, mostly
Vanessa: He doesn’t come to your place in Montreal?
Jane: No
I bought another building where we can meet discreetly
Madeleine: YOU BOUGHT A SEX CONDO???alternate title: shane hollander befriends boston wags surprisingly fast
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Ilya R has been added to the group chat. by Anonymous
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
30 Apr 2026
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Bood
what have you given her before?Ilya
A fucking, mostlyBood
CHEAP
CHEAP GIFT GIVERIlya enlists Bood & the Ottawa WAGs to help brainstorm ideas for his first proper Valentine’s Day with ‘Jane’.
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- Part 1 of O-Town’s Fillies Back Again
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He didn't intend to be a traitor. To have developed a routine of fighting, fucking, and fixing with the Raiders’ most unhinged weapon, the very man he had sworn to neutralize with whatever his mediocre staff can do to an immovable force.
It's an active operational security breach thrumming in his veins every time his heart stutters. He didn't know that he signed up for that through every single clash of metal on metal — and of lips on lips.
Now the captain and the boss know. So he's facing consequences.
And it's all biting him in the ass.
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Janka gets caught by enjin + addit zanka going through withdrawals (8.5/10)
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“We can’t be seen together,” Shane hisses. A bottle girl parades a flaming champagne bottle above their heads and sidles between them, blocking Ilya’s wide, frantic eyes for a moment.
Ilya crosses his arms, his voice breathy. “You know, if you wanted to be treated like shit, Hollander, you should have just said.”
Shane freezes. “My relationship is none of your business.”
“Really?” Ilya questions. A vein pops out of his neck, a greenish wire that looks purple under the strobe lights. “I saw it. She hit you.”
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Where, months after Shane's post-tuna melt panic, Shane and Ilya lock eyes across the dancefloor - only this time, Shane’s “new girlfriend” isn’t Rose, and she’s nowhere near as kind.
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The Chaos Theorem (or: Shane Hollander needs a nap and a therapist. He got Ilya instead) by Goffi_3197
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
13 Jun 2026
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Welcome to the Ultimate Game.
If you’re looking for a chronicle of redemption or, worse yet, a fairy tale ending with a kiss under the snow, you’ve walked into the wrong locker room. This is the story of a sabotage.
For ten years, the hockey world has feasted on the rivalry between two captains with the same hunger one brings to a public execution. And us? We served them the blood on a silver platter, while in the shadows of hotel rooms in Montreal or Boston, we exchanged fluids and secrets with the precision of two spies in enemy territory.
They believe the ice is a sanctuary of heterosexual secrets. They don’t realize that while they were betting on our next elbow to the face, they were witnessing a long, violent decade of foreplay.
Now, it’s time for El Plan.
Shane is the butterfly flapping its wings on an underwear billboard. I am the tornado about to level the entire NHL.
Grab your popcorn. It’s going to be a beautiful massacre.
My name is Ilya Rozanov, and you can thank me later.
Or: how Shane and Ilya gaslit the entire world by officially "starting to date" in 2020.
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- Part 1 of Hit Me With Your Best Shot
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One Tree by gwendee
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga)
24 Nov 2025
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“Tomioka!” Sanemi rushes to him. Tomioka jumps three feet in the air like a startled kitten and his bodyguard is there to block Sanemi from getting too close, again! Sanemi ignores him. “Want to team up?”
“No way!” Sabito snaps. “Giyuu is teaming up, with me!”
“Don’t be selfish, he can have more than one team member,” Sanemi says, feeling childish to be playing tug of war for Tomioka’s hand, of all things, but to see their Water Pillar so tiny, and nervous looking! Shinobu Kocho would poison someone for such a sight! Obanai Iguro would never believe him! Tengen Uzui would laugh so hard, he’d fall over! He wishes he had a camera…Shinazugawa Sanemi time-travels into the body of his younger self, is intent on speed-running his demon-slayer journey, and crashes an old (new) colleague's Final Selection.
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Buggy was always told that she should hide herself because the seas were too dangerous for a girl, but what would happen when she met a woman who was said to be one of the strongest pirates of the sea?
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A collection of my writing for the 2 broke girls fandom.
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Hedonist that he is, Lestat has never particularly cared to be held to the constraints of a schedule. Louis may enjoy the routine and predictability of something as prosaic as the requirements of managing a business–one of his many little idiosyncrasies that Lestat simultaneously enjoys and is frequently irritated by–but for him? Non. He can enjoy the artistry of a well-planned ball or the satisfaction of a business deal well-struck, but he’s always enjoyed the freedom of not quite knowing what’s coming next. In a long, long life, it’s far too easy to fall into a rut and find oneself constrained to it for decades before noticing.
Even with his taste for surprise, however, Louis holding out a tiny, sooty, sniffling child is a shock he is not best pleased by.
He flicks his eyes up from the big-eyed, dripping moppet, raising a brow and feeling his lip curl slightly in distaste. The child reeks of smoke and fear and God only knows what else.
“Put it back,” he says flatly.
(AU based on the idea of Louis finding Claudia at the age of five like in the book but raising her until she's old enough to be changed) (marked complete because each chapter can stand alone but will be updated)
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- Part 1 of en morceaux, une totalité
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Middle of the Night by CurlySwirly
Fandoms: LEGO Ninjago (Cartoon 2011-2022), LEGO Ninjago: Dragons Rising (Cartoon 2023)
01 Jul 2024
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At some point, the insomnia and/or nightmares got common enough that it was stranger to not find everyone in the kitchen with tea at 3AM.
Ninjago Fic Fest submission
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oh god my FEELINGS
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“You’re like,” Merlin tries to explain it, if only so Arthur stops looking at him with that strange, unsure look, “a toothache.”
The new look on Arthur’s face is not a better one.
“A toothache?” he says, dead calm, “Are you serious? Are you honestly saying that you think being married to me would be like having a toothache? Merlin!”
“I’m going to bed,” Merlin says, bailing out now and ignoring all protesting sputtering, because this conversation is clearly a problem for future Merlin. He will soothe Arthur and make sure that he knows anyone would be lucky to be married to him, but in a really annoying way. Merlin will figure it out. Future Merlin, that is.
Not this one.
This one is already drooling onto his luxurious down pillow, blissfully unaware of what he has wrought.
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- Part 1 of Going Home
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Petey and Wade are obviously an item, so why is Spiderman trying to be a Homewrecker? by isaDanCurtisproduction
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
02 Feb 2016
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So, Peter and Wade are dating. Wait, scratch that, they are totally engaged (Peter will show you the ring). Fiances for life, amiright?
Everything from here on out should be totally happy-go-lucky, right?
Right?
If your answer was, "Of course not, Peter's life will never be easy," than you're on the right track.
Peter's life is difficult, and as far as anyone (himself included) knows, it's never going to be easy.
...But why do the Avengers have to hurt him like this?
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"I'd Marry Him on the Spot." (Podfic) by gracefull101 for TheWitchBoy
Fandoms: The Flash - All Media Types, Nightwing (Comics), Batman - All Media Types
15 Feb 2023
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Wally jokingly tells his little cousins that he'd marry Nightwing. It becomes a running joke.
“I’m sticking to my guns. He shows up? He’s getting a husband,” Wally said.
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