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    Out of Tune by

    Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Superman - All Media Types, DCU  

    10 Jun 2026

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    Bruce glared at him. Kal always took him seriously when he was concerned about a security risk. Sure, he’d always try to rationalize Bruce’s paranoia, but he never ever brushed his concerns away. Because he trusted him more than anyone. Because his opinion always came first.

    Except-

    Except when it came to Clark Kent.

    Because…

    Oh.

    Oh.

    Bruce swallowed.

    “I didn’t bug his apartment.” He deflected, voice coming out weaker than he intended.

    Oh, fuck.

    ~•~•~

    Bruce Wayne knows two things about Clark Kent. Well, no. Bruce Wayne knows a hell of a lot more about Clark Kent, but it boils down to two things.

    1. Clark Kent is a threat
    2. Clark Kent is dating Superman

    The first is a problem. The second wouldn't be, if Bruce wasn't horribly, desperately in love with Kal-El.

    Which is a third problem.

    Bruce is doing fine.

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    adrenergic by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    09 Jun 2026

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    It does mean missing out on things like barbeques and team dinners sometimes, but it’s not as if he would have been able to participate anyway. At this point in his life, risking someone not taking his allergies seriously would mean potentially missing games, which makes it unacceptable. Jackie always makes sure he has a dish or two that’s safe when he’s over at their house, but if he was going to be the one guy sitting and drinking ginger ale instead of taking part in sharing nachos or Korean barbeque or burgers or any other delicious thing he goes in knowing he can’t have anyway, there’s no point in making a fuss about it. He eats at home, has a drink with everyone else, and he calls it a day. Easy. Safe. Foolproof.

    But also the reason it doesn’t occur to him that he hasn’t actually told Ilya about any of his allergies until it becomes immediately relevant five days into being at his cottage together.

    (how ilya learns about shane's food allergies) (and how shane learns what it's like to have someone who always saves him a seat at the table) (and who also makes sure there's food he can eat on the table to start with)

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    The Great Pretender by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    02 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov is in love, closeted, catastrophically lonely, and apparently incapable of referring to Shane Hollander in present tense.

    The Centaurs come to a- given the circumstances- reasonable conclusion.

    Or:
    Five times the Centaurs thought Ilya Rozanov was mourning his dead wife, and the one time they discovered his wife was actually Shane Hollander.
    Shane, for the record, is alive and really confused.

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    The Language of Scars by

    Fandoms: Stranger Things (TV 2016)  

    04 May 2026

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    Six months after ‘Mike Wheelers Guide to Surviving’. Mike and Will are hanging out in the Wheeler basement— Will is drawing and Mike is cuddling. Mike is upset that he can’t see the art and Will thinks of a solution.

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    Distance Is In The Eye Of The Beholder by

    Fandoms: Re:ゼロから始める異世界生活 | Re:Zero Starting Life in Another World (Anime), Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types  

    05 Jun 2026

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    Set before the start of the main series of Percy Jackson, and after the end of Re:zero.

    Being a single father for three girls was hard enough. Getting isekaied once again, along with his daughters, this time to a different earth, only added to that.

    Thankfully they reached some peace and quiet.

    But getting caught in a goddess’s suspicious gaze was not part of the plan.

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    Fanning the Flames by

    Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    11 Dec 2025

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    The Voyageurs ask Shane to join FanMail in order to foster a better connection with fans. Internet sleuths start to notice some interesting details in the background of Shane’s videos, and then the internet does...what the internet does.

    Or Shane and Ilya are granted an opportunity to come out on their own terms. Sort of. And in they do it in a very Ilya way. (Surprisingly, it is Shane’s idea)

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    blame it on the wine by

    Fandoms: 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Manga), 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Anime)  

    09 Feb 2026

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    The summer festival is winding down, but for their group of friends, the fun is far from over.

    Asako has plenty of good ideas. Yuki is having fun. Maki has a surprise. Yoshiki is trying to hold himself together. And ‘Hikaru’ can’t take his eyes off him.

    Clearly, tonight, plum wine - and ‘Hikaru’ - are going to test just how long Yoshiki can pretend to be indifferent.

    Based on a short manga comic saying 'Hikaru' can handle alcohol, and Yoshiki… well, not so much.

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    No Escape from Cravings by

    Fandoms: Dragon Age: Inquisition, Dragon Age (Video Games)  

    22 Aug 2025

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    When the Inquisitor's duty compels her to undergo the templar ritual, Cullen decides to break off their relationship and maintain a civil distance as they carry on with their responsibilities. However, it quickly becomes apparent that any proximity between the two will only result in tension. He pursues increasingly desperate measures to maintain his composure while she struggles to make peace with her decision and her influence on the people who matter to her.

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    Wei Wuxian’s take: The Heaven must have fallen apart; IS LAN ZHAN REALLY HAVING AN AFFAIRE WITH A SENIOR WHO IS MARRIED!? by Anonymous

    Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)  

    10 Sep 2025

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    He was sure that this would definitely annoy the second jade, but his confidence faltered when he saw something flash across Lán Zhàn’s beautiful eyes.

    He wasn’t able to decipher it but something in his heart clenched as he felt that Lán Zhàn looked a little bit melancholic. What can it be that this time Lán Zhàn felt like a stranger and no longer the Lán Zhàn he knew.

    “ Wèi Wúxiàn! Wèi-xiong!” Voices echoed in the background, but he couldn’t focus on them. Right now, his attention was entirely devoted to the minute change in Lán Zhàn’s expression where he could see nostalgia and sadness.

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    A self-indulgent fic as I'm suffering from a writer's block with my other works.

    This fic is a contribution to my favorite trope: Jealous Wei Wuxian as the little number of fics under this tag always sadden me. So here I'm trying to increase that number and what's more fun than Jealous Wie Ying? Two Jealous Wei Wuxians against each other!

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    The second incident where TeStar accidentally started another livestream (Moondae's in it!!) (he's not happy about this) by

    Fandoms: 데뷔 못 하면 죽는 병 걸림 - 백덕수 | Debut or Die - Baek Deoksoo  

    25 Apr 2025

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    [Yep!] Eugene cheerfully nodded. [We can just make another one if this one doesn't go well~]

    Shit, here we go again.

    Yeonjoo stared at her laptop screen. She was in the middle of watching a reality show that happened to feature TeStar in it, when she got a notification from TeStar’s account. A W-live notification.
    --------
    or; Yeonjoo learns a new fact about her bias.
    or, or; Eugene accidentally started another stream. more chaos.

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    if i survive by

    Fandom 文豪ストレイドッグス | Bungou Stray Dogs

    26 Jan 2026

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    Nowhere else to turn (Nusquam aliud est vertere) by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    10 Jun 2021

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    February 2003: Draco Malfoy is living as a virtual recluse in Muggle London. Finding a drugged and helpless Hermione Granger on the doorstep of his townhouse in the middle of the night fundamentally changes his existence… and hers.

    A story of redemption, reconnections, sexual awakening, mystery, and Dramione romance. HEA guaranteed.
    Primarily an erotic love story, with some elements of mystery (though the roofie subplot is not the principal feature of the narrative).
    Bonus content: Hansy (Harry x Pansy), Blussie (Blaise x Gussie - OC), and minor Vinny (Viktor x Ginny).

    'Draco stills and tips down his head; her dusky eyelashes are fluttering open like frantic butterflies. His own heartbeat inexplicably races as he breathes, “Granger?”

    Her variegated brown eyes widen in first recognition, then panic, as Hermione whispers, “Malfoy... didn't know where else to go... he drugged me – he roofied me-” Granger struggles feebly against his hold; her extraordinary utterance shocks Draco badly enough that he almost drops her. Drugged her? Roofied her?

    What in the name of Salazar is going on here tonight?’

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    Leaving His Mark by

    Fandoms: Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    14 Jun 2026

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    It all starts when Ilya shows up after the summer covered in hickeys and bite marks.

    Rozanov is, of course, entirely too smug about it, and Marlow wants to know more.

    Set after the cottage, Cliff accidentally finds out a bit more than he's supposed to and gets the chance to be a supportive friend to Ilya.

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    I Can Still Hear His Voice by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types  

    13 Jun 2026

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    A short lil crack fic and social media fic wherein Ilya’s overdramatic about Shane missing one (1) game so Harris decides to make social media content out of it.

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    trashy tabloid meltdown by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid  

    12 Jun 2026

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    When a tabloid article is written claiming Ilya the most likely in the league to cheat on his spouse, how does everyone respond?

    This story is told through texts and social media.

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    eh, it’ll probably be fine, stop worrying so much by Anonymous

    Fandoms: The Nice Guys (2016)  

    11 Jun 2026

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    Jackson comes to in the passenger seat of his own car, parked in the driveway of the March house, Holland at the wheel and bitching at him. "Just my fucking luck the universe saddles me with two of you. Emma reacted the exact same way when she found out I was pregnant with Holly. I'm telling you the exact same way except she hit her head on the way down and when she woke up she forgot what the doctor said so I had to break the news to her again and guess what she did next! Guess!"

    "Based on her previous behaviors and my own current experiences," Jackson says, groggy and out of sorts, "I’m assuming she passed out again."

    "Bingo!" March points a finger gun at him and winks as he shuts off the engine and hops out of Jack's car. He leans through the open window to ask, "You remember what the doctor said, right? I don't have to repeat anything."

    "No, I think I'm all caught up on the situation."

    so holland's gotten himself knocked up with jackson's baby and it's all pretty complicated except in all the ways it's all pretty simple

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    Thin Friendly Walls by

    Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett  

    11 Jun 2026

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    Every morning, Aziraphale is ambushed by his chronically straight flatmate in criminal morning undress and we absolutely don't know where this is going.

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    The Wrong Frequency by

    Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga)  

    14 Jun 2026

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    Sakura Haruno does not expect to form a soulmate bond.

    She especially does not expect it to be with someone who never stops thinking.

    When she finally learns how to turn the connection off, she learns something worse: some minds do not accept silence.

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    Orbital Velocity by

    Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types  

    03 Jun 2026

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    Ryland Grace is having A Week. First he is practically kidnapped from his place of work, sent into one of the finest labs he has ever been in, and told he is going to be first contact with an alien.

    Except he's already been first contact with an alien. It's just that no one knows that.

    Confused, curious, and with minimal supervision, Ryland Grace makes the breakthrough of the century. What he doesn't know is that he's about to become a part of something much bigger. In the process something he thought he lost will be found, and maybe if he can avoid making a mess of things, he will get to come home.

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    sold out by

    Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)  

    13 Jun 2026

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    Shane gestured helplessly at the empty space Wyatt had just vacated. “Rozanov. What are you doing? This is for charity.”

    Sliding a heavy, matte-black credit card across the counter, Ilya didn’t even blink.

    “I know,” he murmured, his blue eyes dropping directly to Shane’s mouth. “I’m being generous.”

    When Shane Hollander is drafted into working the hospital’s Valentine’s Day kissing booth, he expects awkward kisses and a miserable afternoon.

    What he doesn’t expect is Ilya Rozanov buying every single ticket.

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