Bio
This is the part where I put the whole 'tell you about myself' biography. I used to do that but now I've grown up, so apparently I'm supposed to be all edgy and s*t.
But screw them am I right?
So I love the Vatican national football team, pineapple and ham pizza and my little pony. I dislike actual ponies, dogs aged between seven and eight and the second stanza of the Nigerian national anthem-Hey wait! I was just joking, I don't actually like pineapple and ham pizza!
*Dragged away kicking and screaming.

