The pirate who was late...
Bio
Pirate looks at paper form placed before him by captain of the s.s. WildeHopps. The paper has "About Me" in big gothic letters at the top. "You expect me to fill this out?!? I dont know how to write even!!!"
Not much to say, honestly, other then that that dumb snarky wonderful grinch FINALLY got to me... Also actually getting to speak to the pirate admiral Cimarofturalis WildeHopps himself may have star-struck me just a LITTLE... Enough that I may be willing to learn to write just BECAUSE!!!
VIVA LA WILDEHOPPS!!!
VIVA LA SAVAGESKYE!!!

