"Tell me about the Hobbits, George." Being a fanfictional repository of mostly horrible characters in dreadful situations.....
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.....because I tend to like writing stories featuring Tolkien's Orcs* - a nasty habit that rarely fails to cause offence.
*and now, extremely scraggy-looking, very minor characters who only put in an appearance for about 30 seconds towards the end of quite long films.

