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“follow me”
yoongi knew exactly where taehyung was taking him, and yet didn't even question why taehyung wanted to drag him away from the rest of their friends out on the grass in the sun. ‘soft’ most would call him. others preferred ‘whipped’ but by this stage he gladly accepted of all variations.
said boy walking in front of him leading him to their usual hang out spot at the edge of the forbidden forest. taehyung was wearing short black shorts with a blue shirt which nicely contrasted from his newly dyed brown hair. taehyung occasionally tripped over branches and his own feet that got in his way and yoongi couldn't help but stifle his smiles.
when they eventually reached the clearing yoongi jumped up on a suspended branch which made a perfect bench and started swinging his legs. the veil of leaves were fluttering softly in the breeze over his head. taehyung didn't join him opting instead to hop slowly across the small rocks spotted around the clearing. a stream trickled nearby and squirrels were rusting the twigs. the sun was filtering through the trees and among the greens and browns, taehyung was golden. glowing.
“so my dearest kim taetae is there a reason why you dragged me away from my study and led us to Our Hideout or whatever you call it, on this fine afternoon?” yoongi asked taking off his red cap and fluffing his hair.
“not really, just wanted talk” taehyung shrugged.
“oooh about what?” yoongi waggled his eyebrows. “is it about that hot dude in your charms class? or no no about who has the bigger dick between shownu and kihyun because-”
“oh my god no-”
“-i know we agreed on shownu but i saw kihyun making out with a hufflepuff and he popped one and not going to lie but he looked thicc-”
“do you ever shut up?”
“but shownu is buff as fuck so it’s a tough one-”
“yoongi it’s about our dicks”
that caught yoongi off guard. he looked at taehyung and he was staring directly at him, expression unreadable.
“our dicks?! what?”
taehyung shrugged again. yoongi jumped off the branch and started jostling taehyung.
“did namjoon slip us some potion without our consent again! that motherfucker, if my dick falls off i’ll kill him”
“no listen it’s less about our dicks and more about..” taehyung hesitated and yoongi saw emotion flash across his face for a split second, “..about how every time i see you i want to make out with you”
“oh so nothing about our dicks at all then” yoongi said his hands still on taehyung's shoulders but his heart soaring.
“well i mean…”
taehyung looked down directly at yoongi’s crotch and his hand flew from his side to grab yoongis dick but yoongi was faster and he caught taehyung’s wrist. yoongi let out a giggle and taehyung followed. soon they were falling into each other with laughter. it echoed nicely around the clearing.
“so is that all you wanted to tell me because i have a lot of study to do and those exams are creeping up on us and-”
“heyy” taehyung pouted, stretching out the syllables.
“whaat?” yoongi also stretching out the syllables, wiggling his hips and tugging at taehyung’s wrist.
“dude like kiss me now if you want to or like” taehyung paused, “or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love and i’ll no longer be a capulet.” he finished, eyes shining, dramatically placing his free hand over his heart lowering his head.
“oh so i’m romeo?” yoongi asked amused, “is it because i’m older or because i’m sexy and masculine af?”
“no.. it’s because you’re a lovesick fool” taehyung looked a bit apprehensive but visibly relaxed when he saw yoongi smile.
“how did you know?” yoongi fake gasped.
“do you know who you’re talking to? it is i, The All Knowing Taehyung”
“yeah yeah whatever” yoongi mumbled as his arms lifted to taehyung’s neck pulling him into a kiss.
taehyung’s lips were soft and yoongi smiled into the kiss, taehyung’s hands curled around yoongi and yoongi cheekily licked at taehyung’s lips. they broke apart they smiling.
“so about you wanting to make out with me every time you see me, i’ve come to the conclusion that, i wouldn’t be so against it” yoongi sighed leaning his chest into taehyung’s.
“oh yeah?” taehyung smiled.
taehyung then grabbed yoongi’s hat, placed it firmly on his head, gave a small salute and ran off with it.
“kim taehyung, i /will/ fight you” yoongi shouted after him, his smile obvious in his voice.
“can you catch me though” taehyung turned to wink at him before breaking through the trees and running to rejoin with their friends.
yoongi sighed running his hand through his black hair, chuckling to himself as he set off after him.
