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Summary:

Okay, but seriously, why does Tohru want Kobayashi to eat her flesh?

Notes:

So in any case, Konorai, aka. someone on tumblr I ended up following due to being into One Punch Man, got me into Kobayashi's dragon maid. So she's the godmother of my Kobayashi fic.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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These days, no matter what the magical benefits might be, nobody was a fool enough to eat dragon meat.
Each and every dragon was poisonous, and sometimes also venomous or cursed, and, often enough, only the dragon themselves knew in what way, and how to neutralize said poison.
Any fool trying to eat dragon, provided they survived getting the meat, dropped dead before they'd even swallowed down all of their first mouthful.

 

It started with an idea that resulted in Tohru contemplating which body part could miss a piece.

Eventually, she decided on the end of her tail: It would result in her remaining symmetrical, so it wouldn't influence the way she walked or flew in inconvenient ways, and miss Kobayashi was a very small creature compared to Tohru's true form, so, likely, the lack would only be noticed by someone looking for it, and would not inconvenience Tohru at all.

Still, to make sure, it needed to be a piece large enough to fill miss Kobayashi right up, so, something the size of a large meal that miss Kobayashi could swallow down when she was very hungry.

As she carefully removed the poison glands in the cut off piece just below the scales, she giggled a little. Despite the oddity of it, the thought of miss Kobayashi eating a part of Tohru that Tohru had especially prepared felt oddly intimate.

It wasn't really a surprise miss Kobayashi refused to, though. Making a decision like that was a big step.
Not to mention miss Kobayashi tended to avoid overwhelming things.

Eating the flesh she had cut off herself restored Tohru perfectly. Part of the magic was in symbolism, after all. (There was always next time.)

 

The next try, Tohru went for a more balanced dish.
Being curious about the taste, and saying that she wouldn't notice if it was ground up were all good signs.
(Privately, Tohru hoped the juices that had soaked into the meal were enough.)

But...
Miss Kobayashi had chosen not to eat it, and part of the magic was in symbolism.
Partaking of a dragon’s flesh was partaking of its lifeforce, increasing your own vitality and lifespan by the thousandfold.

Maybe next time.
They had years, after all.

 

"Ah, you got us dinner, Faf-kun?"

"Indeed. It is one of the many tentacles of a long-lived magical creature of darkness whose flesh is said to grant the eater a long life."

"Ah. That sounds interesting." said Makoto, while looking down at the dark, rubbery looking stuff. It looked vaguely squid-like, if a little tougher and more textured, and the colour was strange, something between ink black and ash gray with a disconcerting oily gleam to it. He'd eaten worse while in high school, and Fafnir had obviously put some effort in to make the whole thing more palatable, but...

"Eat it." said Fafnir with all the commanding, curt, forbidding finality that meant he was a little insecure and his feelings would be hurt if Makoto didn't.

Well, that made the choice rather easy, didn't it?
"If you say so. Sure."

Notes:

Here's something pointless; an attempt at if Kobayashi was a dragon, what she'd look like.

Kobayashi has glasses, no tail, no horns, a flat chest and a bit of an androgynous look (if with nice legs), auburn or red-brown hair and brown eyes that tend a bit more towards yellowish brown than reddish brown.
As example dragons where both the human and dragon form are well known (there's a full-body pic where they dance in the intro song), we have Fafnir, Elma, Tohru, Kanna and Lucoa.

The only known dragon with glasses is Fafnir, who has multiple eyes. (Six, in his case.) The other dragons have two eyes.

Only Fafnir and Lucoa don’t have a tail in human form. They do have a tail in dragonform, but neither Fafnir nor Lucoa have hindlegs in dragonform. Then again, neither does Elma, and she, distinctly, does have a tail in human form. Let’s shove that aside with the flimsy excuse that Elma seems distinctly water-based, and a tail would be an advantage in the water whether she would be dragon or humanoid.

Lack of horns in human form seem to correspond directly with lack of horns in dragonform. (Fafnir and Lucoa do seem to have head-fur or head-tentacles, but no distinct horns.)

The flat-chestedness: so far, the only "flat-chested in human form"-dragons observed, are either male or a child. Both male and child do have wings, however, whereas two out of three big chested dragons do not. The one big chested dragon with wings (Tohru) seems to have smaller ones than Fafnir and Kanna and appear bat-like, as opposed to the more feathered or segmented appearance of the wings of the other two.

There is no obvious direct link between dragon colour and haircolour. In the case of Tohru and Lucoa, it seems partially opposite, with the vantablack Lucoa being a blonde, and the green Tohru being a redhead, whereas Kanna and Fafnir have matching hair/dragonskin colour.

Human-form eyes seem to be influenced by dragon-form eyes and are often a more softer coloured version of their actual eye colour.

Going by all this, Kobayashi's theoretical dragon form would have a dark red or a pale green skin, multiple eyes in an orange or yellow colour, wings, possibly large wings, with a feathered or segmented appearance, no hindlegs, but a tail or a set of tentacles, and no horns, but maybe some fur or tentacles on her head.
Possibly if there is a way for dragons to appear unnasuming, Kobayashi would have those characteristics as well.
Maybe she'd be a bit browner or grayer than the dragons depicted so far? Or smaller?

Either way, this was just me messing around, and this can be ignored if you so please.
(Would all this mean that Makoto would look like a cross between Fafnir and Elma?)