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“Wow. That much, huh. Well.”
“Yes. Well.”
“At least now we can finally afford that vacation in Switzerland you’ve been pining for for so long.”
“… There’s no need to sound so bitter about it.”
“Hmm…”
“What?”
“Oh…nothing, nothing…”
“Andrea Hobbs. What’s going through that mind of yours?”
“Oh, well, Captain, I was just thinking about what we could do…all alone in front of a lovely fire, on a thick rug… in a private room amongst the Alps... that lovely chocolate fondue that they have – I wonder what it’ll be like to taste it… licking it off, savouring its sticky sweetness…All that rich goodness…”
“…You are an evil, evil woman.”
“Yes, but I’m your evil woman.”
“…Switzerland, you say? Let me just get my laptop and check the earliest flights available…”