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In Which Paul Redefines Doggy Style--MQSTB ‘verse
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“Everybody in bed?”
“All tucked in. How long until that pizza’s done?”
“Ten minutes. Why?”
*plop*
“That’s why.”
“That’s the dog bed, Paul.”
“He hasn’t slept on it yet.”
“That doesn’t mean I want to christen it--you know what? It’s been four days. Fine.”
“Exactly. Take off your clothes.”
“My underwear too?”
“Yeah, we don’t have much time.”
“Thank God because I didn’t think I was getting laid today and the ones I’m wearing are awful.”
“Holy shit, babe, that’s the wrong kind of crotchless.”
“I know. Look. I’m naked. Happy now?”
“I’m not going to be happy until you’re on your knees--like that.” *smack* “I fucking love that ass.”
*whimper* “I love yours too. Also your cock. Give it to me.”
“Give me . . . a second . . . Fuck, I love how wet you get.”
“Oh God. Oh, God. Ooooh.”
*groan* “I can’t fucking believe we went this long.”
“Me . . . neither . . . oooh, don’t stop don’t stop--”
“Not gonna. Shit. Fuck. Goddamn, Isabella, you’re gonna kill me. Nuh-uh, babe, back up on your hands so I can do this--” *moan* “--and this--” *gasp* “--and this. Oh fuck me, your pussy’s so fucking good, I can’t--I can’t--”
“Harder, Paul, harder harder harder--”
“Yeah? You want it like that?”
“Just . . . like . . . that . . .”
*more gasps*
“Here, babe, let me lift you up.”
“So close.”
“I know. C’mon, touch yourself.”
“Uh-huh . . . oh my God.”
*more moans*
“Oh God oh God I love you I love you . . . Paul!”
“Shit--fuck, yes--”
*panting*
beep beep beep beep
“Right on time.”
“Mommy? Are you okay? Did you get a boo-boo?”
“Shit! Yeah, baby, Mommy’s fine, I’ll be right up!”
“Quick, give me my jeans.”
“Where the hell’s my shirt? Oh my God we wore the same color again. We’ve got to stop that or we’re going to end up like the old people on cruise ships wearing matching Jams.”
“Here, clean up with this.”
“That’s my underwear!”
“Isabella, that’s a rag that’s going in the trash.”
“Fine. Don’t forget to get the pizza out.” *kiss* “I love you and you’re sexy.”
“I love you too.”