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iMessage Group Chat: buzzbros [6:02 PM]

Hoseok
thanks for the email Buzzfeed Senior Editor Seokjin Kim!!!!

Seokjin
i hate you 

Yoongi
no actually fr though thanks lol i almost forgot

Jimin
im so excited for tomorrow!!! 

Taehyung
wait why are u excited 

Seokjin
sometimes i forget taehyung’s only worked here for a month

Taehyung
please educate me Buzzfeed Senior Editor Seokjin Kim

Seokjin
over the summer we open applications to college students to intern and long story short tmrw the final picks start

Jimin
they’re usually so eager to please for the first few days lol it’s cute!! now i have someone who will go on coffee runs for me >:)

Yoongi
taehyung already does that for you

Taehyung
true 

Jimin
now we have someone who will go on coffee runs for me AND taehyung

Taehyung
very true

Namjoon
what’s up

Seokjin
just talking about the internship starting tomorrow hope you got the email :)

Hoseok
he never checks his email hehe

Namjoon
that’s not true

Yoongi
yes it is

Jimin
it kinda is

Taehyung
deadass

Hoseok
when we were filming for unsolved in seattle the hostel owner emailed you about accidentally double booking and you didnt find out until we got there and had to share a single bed. YOU SNORE

Taehyung
LMFAOOOOO

Jimin
FNJSSLKSK

Namjoon
:(

Seokjin
check your email namjoon because it’s important 

Namjoon
will do 

Jimin
seokjin can i help with the interns tomorrow??

Taehyung
me too

Seokjin
wait don’t you guys have a video to shoot 

Taehyung
yeah but it’s no biggie. it’s just Try Guys Get Handcuffed Together for 24 Hours

Namjoon
The 

Hoseok
HOW ARE YOU GONNA HELP WHEN YOU’RE HANDCUFFED TOGETHER …

Yoongi
didnt you tell me you were starting that today tae????

Seokjin
are you guys. handcuffed as we speak 

Jimin
yes 

Taehyung
it’s a good thing im ambidextrous

Yoongi
how do you pee

Jimin
in stalls that can fit 2 grown men

Namjoon
sounds fun…….

Seokjin
you’re lucky because jooheon just called in sick and he was supposed to be one of the intern group leaders
i’ll email you 2 the deets

Jimin
poor jooheon .. but thanks!! me and tae will go over it like our lives depend on it we wont embarrass buzzfeed!!!!

Yoongi
this is exactly what someone who’s about to embarrass us would say

Jimin
=_=

Hoseok
damn is jooheon okay

Seokjin
he’s fine, just caught that bug that’s been going around. i guess you could say……. 

Namjoon
stop him

Seokjin
he’s got …..

Hoseok
i wish i never asked

Seokjin
The Fluheon

Namjoon
not your best, Buzzfeed Senior Editor Seokjin Kim

Seokjin
you’re fired, Buzzfeed Unsolved Host Namjoon Kim

Namjoon
Vox here i come 

iMessage: Sent to Jimin Park [12:08 AM]

Taehyung
i have a video idea

Jimin
you’re sitting right next to me why are you texting this

Taehyung
hear me out

Jimin
okay

Taehyung
Try Guys Buy Gucci’s 2018 Spring Collection
why’d you turn your phone off

iMessage Group Chat: buzzbros [10:21 AM]

Yoongi
morning. some kid knocked my coffee over and now my keyboard is wet and broken

Namjoon
there goes $115

Yoongi
but like. i couldnt even stay mad

Namjoon
why

Yoongi
he looked like he was about to cry i felt so bad for getting angry. like what the fuck

Namjoon
you do kind of look menacing sometimes :P

Hoseok
good morning!!! who are we gossiping about

Yoongi
hoseok only ever replies to this gc when it looks like there’s hot tea

Hoseok
shhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Snapchat: Taehyung Kim [12:12 PM]

iMessage Group Chat: buzzbros [12:20 PM]

Yoongi
omg
taehyung

Taehyung
what’s the haps

Yoongi
the kid on your snap is the one that wrecked my keyboard this morning

Taehyung
oh shit
this one?


his name is jungkook and he’s a cs major and he’s been sad all day
we’re in the break room about to go out for lunch come apologize to him

Yoongi
wait why????

Hoseok
did i hear lunch

Namjoon
i want lunch too 

Seokjin
i brought food but i want to go watch yoongi apologize for whatever he did 

Taehyung
buzzbros…... join us at chipotle ... you can meet jungkook too

Yoongi
tae. why was he upset

Taehyung
ok so get this- when me and jimin first met him he was like .. shy and mopy and sad
and kind of freaked out too but im pretty sure that was because i was handcuffed to jimin LOL. but i digress 

Yoongi
-_-

Taehyung
we were like. you ok?? and he was like. no :((( and we were like. what’s wrong. and he says
“i knocked someone’s coffee over and they yelled at me and it was totally my fault but i feel so dumb for messing up on my first day…..” </333333333
me and jimin looked at each other and we knew then and there that we were gonna take this kid under our wing
2 hrs later he’s a buzzbro in training

Namjoon
a Buzzbaby

Taehyung
namjoon you beautiful genius

Yoongi
fuck i feel terrible

Seokjin
yoongi just apologize it’s fine

Yoongi
:/ ok

 iMessage: Sent to Kim Taehyung [12:41 PM]

Jimin
are you seeing what im seeing

Taehyung
of course??? yoongi buying jungkook a burrito with EXTRA guac?? the sugar daddy we all deserve

Jimin
ok that and 
is jungkook
shyer than usual?? moreso in front of yoongi??

Taehyung
oh shit

Jimin
oh shit

Taehyung
HE’S BLUSHING

Jimin
poor baby

Taehyung
yoongi was so awkward apologizing but this takes the cake
do u think

Jimin
bro. buzzbaby has a crush??

Taehyung
bro

Jenna 2 hours ago umm intern @ 6:23 hello there ur cute as hell reply    1K

Mrs Harry Styles 1 day ago why did this feel like more of a 24 hour long date than a challenge LMAO reply    314

you got no jams 2 hours ago omfg more of that jungkook guy!!!!!! please ;_; reply    433