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Petty Jin & Company
Thing 2: Laurel or Yancy. I say laurel
Thing 1: I think it’s Yancy
Thing 2: well you’re wrong- it’s laurel
Thing 1: Fight me bitch
Thing 2: Lets go, time and place
Thing 1: my bed, 4pm sharp
Thing 2: Alright, watch me pin you down
Thing 1: not if i get on top of you first and rock your world
Thing 2: BET
Cooky: d-did yall just plan a sex meet up?
Yoongles: can you not on the group chat
Dancing Machine: hyung why can’t we be like this?
Yoongles: ...
Mr. Leader-nim: Hobi P L S
Yoongles: I mean if you want
Mr. Leader-nim: HYUNG P L S
Mr. World Wide: why are you blowing up my phone?
Mr. World Wide: Wtf Jimin and tae I don’t want to read about your sexcepades
Thing 1: Then don’t read
Mr. Leader-nim: take that to PMs man
Thing 2: *dramatic pause* No
Cooky: anyways, I think it’s Yancy
Yoongles: no one cares
Mr. World Wide: exactly
Dancing Machine: its laurel
Yoongles: yeah it’s laurel
Mr. World Wide: Bitch-
Cooky: Yoongi hyung switches sides faster than Jimin getting a new ult bias
Thing 1: That’s below the belt kook
Dancing Machine: LMAOO
Mr. Leader-nim: it’s whipped culture
Yoongles: Agree to disagree
Mr. World Wide: So then yes
Dancing Machine: Yes :)
Yoongles: Hoseok don’t fucking expose me
Thing 2:
Hyung you exposed yourself like 2 years ago BYE