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Fork and knife in his pockets, he burst through the door.
The black mist covering the burglar disallowed Squidward from seeing who was trying to rob him.
“Squiiiiidwaaarrrd…..” The deep, raspy, SEXY voice drawled out.
“Who’s there!? I have ink, a-and I’m not afraid to u-use it-!”
The figure stepped out of the mist, S-SPONGEBOB!?
Spongebob grabbed Squidward, and put him on all fours-six’s?
Spongebob licked Squidwards ass, it felt….
Divine.
Spongebob pulled down his pants, and out came a big, juicy,
Blunt.
Squidward gasped. “S-spongebob! No, wait-!”
The blunt was shoved inside of Squidward’s ass.
Squidward screams from pain and intense pleasure.
“Daddy! Please more!” Squidward cries.
“B. E. G.” Spongebob orders.
Squidward moans. “Please, DADDY, ruin my ass!”
The blunt made Squidwards ass a cave.
“D. A. D. D. Y. ‘ S. C. O. M. I. N. G!” Spongebob moaned.
“Put it all in my ass, Daddy!” Squidward pleads.
Spongebob screamed and marijuana came out of the large blunt.
Squidward inked, and the marijuana also made him high.
“R. E. A. D. Y. F. O. R. R. O. U. N. D. 2?”
“I’m so hiiiiiggghhh.”