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They're Lesbians, Hatabou.

Summary:

Trans girl matsus. They're cute, they’re girls, they basically behave as they normally do but with a few minor twists. Very little focus will be put on anything but your cute loser girlfriends being cute losers. All elaborations on this premise are in the chapter one disclaimer.

This was written in a “I’m a lesbian and I want a cute girlfriend” mood, so it’s got major wlw vibes, but! It’s written as a gender neutral second person “you,” so it can be applied to anyone of any gender. If I am in any way inaccurate or incorrect in anything, let me know!

Chapter 1: A brief foreword-slash-disclaimer.

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So, the premise, to sum it all up:

Trans girl matsus. They're cute, they’re girls, they basically behave as they normally do but with a few minor twists. (This was written in a “I’m a lesbian and I want a cute girlfriend” mood, so it’s got major wlw vibes, but! It’s written as a gender neutral second person “you,” so it can be applied to anyone)

Appearances for Osomi, Karami, Choromi, Jyuushimi, and start-of-the-sketch Tottymi (not Todomi. Todomi was from "Inn," and has a more refined kind of feel, you see.) will be swiped from the BANANA sketch in season two, episode 21. I promise, Ichimi's design will not be Dollar Store Gomez Addams from that episode. In all honesty, Ichimi is going to have the same cat joke sweatshirts and out of season sandals.

(Quick links to Osomi and Jyuushimi, Karami, Choromi, and Tottymi. Ichimi is, sadly, left to the imagination. I'll do my best to help you conjure up the image!)

Also, this is a jiggle physics free fic series. No objectification, no getting weirdly fixated on their dobohonkeros, no POOF OH NO X IS SUDDENLY A BIG BREASTED, HIGHLY EMOTIONAL GIRL WHO IS ALSO DOWN TO CLOWN nonsense. Humor and warm and fuzzy feelings will be from events and not their body parts. They’re girls, yes, but they’re about the same level of attractiveness and “ooh look at the tiddy” as canon, which is to say hardly at all. No slow pans, no untoward grabbing. Butts, maybe, you've seen how Jyuushi politely asks for entrance. But scarcely that, and nothing more!

This is not a "genderbend" or "genderswap" fic. No magic spells, no Dekapan insta-hot-girl pills, no potions of POOFs or any of that bull honkey. They're trans. While some have used the genderbend concept for good, I'm a worrywart and the big pool of bad connotations has left me hella uninclined to use it.

That being said, if I do anything that is disrespectful or just plain wrong, please let me know! I’ll fix what’s amiss, take down the chapter in its entirety and write a new one, and I won’t leave anything majorly gross intact. I made sure that the premise itself wasn’t squicky to begin with, and I’m planning on doing my best to avoid any discomfort.

In summary, tl;dr: the sextuplets are dumbass lesbians (I say this with affection, as a dumbass lesbian myself). Very little focus will be put on anything but your cute loser girlfriends being cute losers. Canon personalities but also lesbians! Because the Girlymatsus aren't 1:1 analogues, and shouldn't be treated as such. The minifics following this are all fluffy slice of life comedy with a second person reader, because that's what I'm pretty decent at. Why mess with a consistent formula, right?

I hope that this series of stories will be as fun to read as they were to plan and write!