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Chapter 1 - A Disaster of A Class
CutieAngel: (๑◕︵◕๑)
Mother of All: What's wrong, baby angel? What happened? Who does Mommy need to kill?
God of Destruction: Is everything okay, Jiminie?
HOE™: aww jiminie its ok, no need 2 b sad
TaeTae: everyting okay????
BunBun: what's up? everything good?
CutieAngel: i want hyungie....
Mother of All: Oh boy
God of Destruction: Isn't he in class? He'll be back soon, Jiminie
Satan: What's wrong, angel? Who hurt you? What happened? Who do I need to kill? Why are you sad?
Satan: Which of you fuckers upset my angel?
Satan: Well besides Tae because he's my brother and another angel
HOE™: i Am hURt
Mother of All: EXCUSE U I GAVE BIRTH TO YOU
God of Destruction: NOT US NOT US
BunBun: wHaT ABouT mE?????
Satan: I have no idea who you people are.
CutieAngel: Hyungie......cuddles please? I'm so sad......
Satan: I'm right outside your door, baby angel.
God of Destruction: How even -
Yoongi jumped in surprise when his boyfriend's door slammed open and a small body latched onto his. Instinctively, his arms wrapped around Jimin's petite waist as he cooed lovingly "Aww, baby angel, it's okay. Hyungie's here now, it's okay."
Jimin sniffled as he squeezed his boyfriend tighter, the tears of sadness pouring down his puffy cheeks as he thought back to what had upset him. Knowing very well that Jimin wasn't in the mood to talk at the moment, Yoongi gently lifted the younger so Jimin's legs wrapped around his waist as he walked into the dorm, closing the door with his foot. Sitting down on the sofa, Yoongi stroked Jimin's back soothingly as he pressed gentle kisses to the younger's fluffy hair while whispering sweet nothings to comfort the younger.
"Hy-Hyungie.....the professor's so mean....," Jimin hiccuped, lifting his head to look at his concerned boyfriend's face with teary eyes. His eyes fluttered shut as Yoongi kissed his eyelids softly, humming soothingly for Jimin to continue. "I was doing the work and I didn't know how to solve the math problem and he said I'm stupid for not knowing how to and I shouldn't be in college since I-I'm gay and because I'm with you/"
Inwardly, Yoongi seethed in anger at Jimin's math professor. That idiotic waste of space had been getting on his nerves since Jimin first entered his class and the man had been nothing but horrendous to Jimin, insulting and berating the younger to the point where Jimin would be crying his heart out at the end of every class.
It was time to take care of this issue once and for all.
"Shh, baby, you're not stupid. You're my very smart, absolutely breathtakingly beautiful, gorgeous angel of a boyfriend, aren't you?," Yoongi cooed, his hands reaching up to cup Jimin's face as he nuzzled their noses together. "Don't listen to that stupid idiot just because he hasn't gotten fucked in his lifetime."
"Hyungie!" Jimin squealed as Yoongi's hands left his face to tickle his belly, his tiny hands bracing themselves against Yoongi's broad chest as his body shook with laughter.
"Lee Chunso-ssi, you have been terminated from your position as a full-time Abstract Algebra Honors professor due to your abusive verbal treatment and discrimination of a student in your class. We have strong evidence from other students in that class to support the claim and as such, the Administration has voted to terminate you." said the Headmistress of Seoul University of Arts and Sciences sternly as she glared at the man sitting opposite of her.
She had instilled the no-discrimination policies for a good reason - children were the future and if they were to be treated unfairly and/or abusively, who knows what their future will be? - and this disgusting idiot thought he would get away with discriminating and verbally abusing a student for being gay and dating another male student?
Hell to the N.O.
"B-but Ms. Choi, I-I've never -" the man stuttered, trying to find the right excuse to get him out of this mess. Choi Jina pinned the man with the icy glare she, her younger sister, and her parents were well-known for as she spoke with finality "Do not even bother with a pathetic excuse, we have reviewed each and every claim of that abuse and discrimination amongst all of your students."
".....Hyungie, did you do something to my math professor?" Jimin narrowed his eyes accusingly as he narrowed his eyes at the figure lying on his bed. Yoongi only sent him an innocent look, asking sweetly "No, should I have?"
Mentally, he was inwardly cheering for his favorite aunt (Choi Jina, his mother's older sister).
Jimin only sighed as he climbed into bed, cuddling into his boyfriend's side as he hummed "You're the best."
"I know, baby, I know." Yoongi murmured, kissing Jimin soundly on the lips.