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Spiderman @binderman
Trans right y'all :)
12K likes, 5.5K retweets
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Joshua ellis @joss
Sitting here really hoping this isn’t a fake account
Katie rose @flowergirl
Since when did Spiderman have a twitter
Tony Stark PhD ☑️ @IamIronMan
Since now I guess @binderman I said that you couldn't get a twitter
Tony Stark PhD ☑️ @IamIronMan
And you went and done it anyway >:(
Spiderman @binderman
Sorry Mr Stark
Danylynn @that1irnmanstan
Wait that really is Spiderman holy nugget
Spiderman @binderman
The one and only @that1irnmanstan
Flash @nyoomnyoom
You can't be the REAL Spiderman like ?????
DrWho? @nattiegurl
Why can't he be the real one @ nyoomnyoom
Spiderman @binderman
News flash flash I am Spiderman @CaptnAmerica tell him
Tony Stark PhD ☑️ @IamIronMan
Son why did you have to drag Steve into this
JamesBB @wintersmoulder
@binderman is the real Spiderman anyone who thinks other then your loss mate
Spiderman @binderman
Tnx bucky :)
JamesBB @wintersmoulder
Np kid
Eddiecc @choatic.edward
The avenger are like a big ol fam bless
Spiderman @binderman
true and i love your @ @choatic.edward
Eddiecc @choatic.edward
Hhhhhh thank you
Izzy @lofty
@choatic.edward the moment when spiderman says he likes your @
Eddiecc @choatic.edward
Ikr i can die happy now
Tony Stark PhD ☑️ @IamIronMan
@binderman does Pepper know you made a twitter account
Spiderman @binderman
No and she wont yet okay please
Nedward @guyinthechair
Stop speaking in vines and stuff n maybe you won't get caught
Spiderman @binderman
Sure jan
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Spiderman @binderman
And i opp-
5K likes, 1.2K retweets
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Nedward @guyinthechair
What happen?
Spiderman @binderman
Nothing but I just started doctor who with Mr Stark and ooft
Jo @SMfan
@binderman how soft do you think your hair is?
Spiderman @binderman
@SMfan idk but that's a random q
Beter @parkour
His hair is p soft
Jo @SMfan
Alright but whos is beter and how does he know how soft spidermans hair is
Katniss ☑️ @HawkassOffical
Peter is Starks son and like Spider-man’s bff
Beter @parkour
Hhhh i'm not his son oof
Tony Stark PhD ☑️ @IamIronMan
Let me just say that basically @parkour is my son
Flash @ nyoomnyoom
Did peter beg you to say that @IamIronMan
Tony Stark PhD ☑️ @IamIronMan
Why would he beg, hes one of the best kids I know
Beter @parkour
Flash if i were you i'd shut up
Nedward @guyinthechair
Flash now isn't a good time to attack peter, esp on the internet bro
Flash @nyoomnyoom
I'm not attacking him lol
Flash @nyoomnyoom
Just want her to stop lying about her ‘internship’
Beter @parkour
1)im not lying and 2)im a man so shut up yeah
Katniss ☑️ @HawkassOffical
@nyoomnyoom don't be misgendering peeps dude
Iced Americano ☑️ @CaptnAmerica
@nyoomnyoom if you have nothing important to say then kindky fuck off and leave Peter alone
Joshua Eliis @joss
Oof captain america went off
Tony Stark PhD ☑️ @IamnIronMan
I've heard about you Flash and I swear if see you invalidating Peter again then i’ll personally have a word with you
Izzy @lofty
Lesson for today ladies and gents don't piss off the avengers
CNN ☑️ @CNN
The Avengers are seen defending Tony Stark's so-called son over twitter. Click Here to read more.
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The Onion ☑️ @TheOnion
Spiderman was recently spotted swinging around New York with a transgender pride flag. What could this mean for New York's favorite web-slinger? Click here to read the full article
1.5M likes, 1.2M retweets
replying to @TheOnion
yenson @stableyunstable
bro wasn’t joking when he said trans rights
shane @notdawson
slay ally!!
Jo @SMfan
at least now we know he wasn’t saying it for clout points
Spiderman @binderman
What the Fuck are clout points and why would i not mean it lol
Iced Americano ☑️ @CaptnAmerica
watch your language son
Tony Stark PhD ☑️ @IamIronMan
Spiderman has long been a supporter of basic human rights, I’m surprised y’all thought otherwise.
Tony Stark PhD ☑️ @IamIronMan
esp with how long he’s been asking me to let him go to a pride parade
Beter @parkour
I think he should be allowed to go teehee
Tony Stark PhD ☑️ @IamIronMan
I don't trust him not to accidental reveal himself
Virginia Potts ☑️ @CEOPepperPotts
That is a very valid concern. When it comes to big crowds and events such as a Pride Parade, the chances of being revealed are significantly higher.
Beter @parkour
oft maybe he’ll go next year
Spiderman @binderman
can’t believe mom and dad don’t trust me to not out myself at pride of all places :’(