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[9:30pm]
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Chat Noir: Hi.
Chat Noir: I know you said to only use this for emergencies but I’m bored. It’s too early to sleep but not early enough to actually do anything. What are you up to?
Chat Noir: Ladybug?
Chat Noir: Sorry if I’m being annoying, I know I’m not supposed to be messaging you on here. I’ll stop. Have a good night. <3
[9:45pm]
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Chat Noir: I’m back. How am I not supposed to message you now that I can? This is amazing. And I’ll try not to use too many cat puns.
Chat Noir: Wait.
Chat Noir: I take that back. Ignore that last part. I can’t live like that.
Chat Noir: I’m assuming you’re busy. I know I should probably stop messaging you but it’s more fun to spam you. I’ll start with sharing things about myself that won’t give away my identity.
Chat Noir: I play piano. My favorite food is croissants. My kwami likes cheese. My favorite color is sky blue. I like to ice skate. I’m really handsome.
Chat Noir: This isn’t as much fun as I thought it would be. I just want to talk to you. Message me when you can.
[10:15pm]
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Chat Noir: LADYBUG!
Ladybug: what??
Chat Noir: :-D You responded! Why didn’t you respond earlier?
Ladybug: ??? is there an emergency?
Chat Noir: Yes. I’m bored.
[10:45pm]
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Chat Noir: Okay, so I guess you were serious about not using this unless there’s an emergency. Can I at least ask a few questions if I promise to stop spamming you afterwards?
Ladybug: … depends on the questions, but ok
Chat Noir: What’s your favorite color? And favorite food? And a hobby you have? And what is your favorite place in Paris? Do you have any celebrity crushes? Ever been to Italy? What does your kwami like? Do you always wear your hair in pigtails?
Ladybug: …
Ladybug: ugh
Ladybug: pink, macarons, classified, the tower, yes, yes, cookies, classified. bug out
Chat Noir: Wait, who is your celebrity crush?!
[11:00pm]
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Chat Noir: Touché. Goodnight, my lady.