Work Text:
God wrest these scary gentlemen
whom Sherlock’s put away
So stomach rude behavior
and get not in his way
He saves the Yard from blatant err
when ‘rensics goes astray
Oh tidings of egg rolls and soy
Egg rolls and soy
Eat take-away else face the hoi polloi.
From London to Serbia
Sherlock matches wits
With Moriarty’s minions
Overseas or Brits
He fell upon Bart’s pavement
and set John into fits
Oh tidings of comfort and joy,
Comfort and joy
His suicide was just a clever ploy.
This man was born a genius re Mummy’s DNA
And makes big brother Mycroft
prematurely grey
Holmes lives on tea and biscuits
Served on Hudder’s tray
Oh, tidings of comfort and joy
Egg rolls and soy
For God’s sake, man
A gun is not a toy!