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*FRED HAS ENTERED DON'T LET MUM KNOW*
FRED: !!! i forgot this existed!
FRED: @George dude we need to revive the groupchat
*GEORGE HAS ENTERED DON'T LET MUM KNOW*
GEORGE: wow when was the last time anyone was on here??
FRED: idk
FRED: like triwizard tornament year b4 everything went 2 shit?
GEORGE: bloody hell
GEORGE: before the war
FRED: when everything was simple
GEORGE: and our biggest worry was prof snape
FRED: k lets start operation revive this hellhole
GEORGE: @EVERYONE LETS GET THIS PARTY STARTED
*BILL, CHARLIE, PERCY AND RON HAVE ENTERED DON'T LET MUM KNOW*
CHARLIE: ITS BACK
PERCY: Oh Merlin no
RON: we havent used this chat in so long
FRED: your welcome
*BILL HAS ADDED GINNY TO DON'T LET MUM KNOW*
*GINNY HAS ENTERED DON'T LET MUM KNOW*
GINNY: OMG ITS ABOUT FUCKING TIME YOU LET ME IN
BILL: Yeah it's about time
PERCY: Why would you want to be here?
GINNY: IVE BEEN WAITING YEARS
GEORGE: sry the chat kinda died tbh
CHARLIE: you were just a bit young for the kind of stuff in here
GINNY: bitch ron's only 1 year older than me and u let him in
CHARLIE: Good point
BILL: How has everyone been doing lately?
FRED: weve been good, just closed up shop 4 the day
PERCY: I'm just fine.
RON: ive been trying to stop hermione from overworking herself. again.
GEORGE: does that woman ever stop working??
GINNY: Lol apparantly not.
GINNY: I'm fine too btw, just a bit bored. Quidditch seasons off :(
CHARLIE: Big rip
CHARLIE: A clutch of eggs just hatched, so its chaos over here
GINNY: bABY DRAGONS
CHARLIE: IKR THEYR SO CUTE
CHARLIE: *It's a picture of three baby dragons. Two of them are little more than blurs as they play fight each other, and the third is sitting like a dog, a singed and torn up piece of something in its mouth. Charlie's hand is also in frame, making a rock'n'roll symbol. The third baby dragon is eyeing his hand with intense interest.*
CHARLIE: MY BABIES
GINNY: ASDFG-
FRED: aww
RON: charlie i think one of them wants to eat your hand
CHARLIE: Nah its all g
PERCY: Only you could call those little monsters your babies.
CHARLIE: exCUSE ME VIPER, SCARLET AND PUFF ARE ANGELS!
BILL: 'Puff'?
CHARLIE: Idk I didn't name him
GEORGE: guys wait were missing someone!
PERCY: We're all here though?
RON: yeah what are you talking about dude
FRED: OH I GET U
GINNY: Who?? Are we missing???
GEORGE: HARRY
RON: OH
BILL: Yes! He's been part of the family for a while now, might as well make it official
PERCY: Being part of this chat is what makes you an official Weasley sibling?
BILL: Yes.
GINNY: Yes
FRED: yes
GEORGE: yes
RON: YES
CHARLIE: Yes
PERCY: ... Okay.
GINNY: BILL ADD HIM ALREADY
*BILL HAS ADDED HARRY TO DON'T LET MUM KNOW*
FRED: WOOO
GEORGE: WOOO
*HARRY HAS ENTERED DON'T LET MUM KNOW*
RON: HELL YEAH HARRYS HERE
HARRY: You guys have a group chat?
GINNY: Of course we do!
CHARLIE: Been a while, harry!
HARRY: Yeah, I haven't talked to you or Bill in like a year
FRED: welcome to hell, mate
GEORGE: enjoy your stay
FRED: ur officially one of us now
GEORGE: wether u like it or not
HARRY: ... Should I be scared?
PERCY: It's Fred and George. Of course you should be scared.
BILL: Don't worry, it's not that bad
PERCY: Yes it is.
RON: expect to be waken up at like 3am tho
FRED: wait a minute i have a question
BILL: Yeah?
FRED: y are we still using our actual names
GEORGE: i agree this boring
PERCY: Oh no
CHARLIE: oh yeah
PERCY: NO
GINNY: Just give up Percy it's not worth it
*FRED HAS CHANGED THEIR NAME TO FORGE*
*GEORGE HAS CHANGED THEIR NAME TO GRED*
RON: IT WAS HARD ENOUGH TO TELL WHO WAS WHO BEFORE YOU DONT NEED TO ASDFGH-
HARRY: I've only been here for five minutes and it's already a disaster
BILL: You get used to it
GRED: cmon guys join the bandwagon
FORGE: waitwaitwait idea
FORGE: in honor of harrys best excuse ever
*FORGE HAS CHANGED RON'S NAME TO ROONILWAZLIB*
ROONILWAZLIB: wait what
HARRY: ?! HOW do you even know about that?!
BILL: Wait i'm confused, where does that come from?
PERCY: Thank Merlin, I'm not the only one confused for once!
HARRY: long story, don't ask
GINNY: Wait since we're changing names and all
GINNY: Bill make me an admin pls
*BILL HAS UPDATED GINNY'S STATUS TO ADMIN*
GINNY: thx
GINNY: Charlie u remember that show right. With the mother of dragons lady
CHARLIE: ? Of course?
*GINNY HAS CHANGED CHARLIE'S NAME TO MALEDANAERYS*
MALEDANAERYS: Nice
MALEDANAERYS: Oh what about
*MALEDANAERYS HAS CHANGED GINNY'S NAME TO SHE'LLPUNCHYOUINTHEFACE*
SHE'LLPUNCHYOUINTHEFACE: always loved that meme
PERCY: You're all children
*GRED HAS CHANGED PERCY'S NAME TO HUMUNGOUSBIGHEAD*
HUMUNGOUSBIGHEAD: You're seriously going to bring that back AGAIN?!
BILL: That's it I'm banning you two from ever being admins
FORGE: noooooooooooo
GRED: awwwwww no fun
*SHE'LLPUNCHYOUINTHEFACE HAS CHANGED HARRY'S NAME TO THECHOSENONE*
SHE'LLPUNCHYOUINTHEFACE: Everyone make way for The Chosen One; slayer of he-who-has-no-nose
FORGE: he-who-has-the-ugliest-face
GRED: 'i am lord voldemort' was an anagram of his actual name right?
GRED: how convenient that he made it spell 'i am lord voldemort' when it obviously should have been 'mr tom, a dildo lover'
THECHOSENONE: holy-
SHE'LLPUNCHYOUINTHEFACE: brb laughing too hard
MALEDANAERYS: I CANT BREATEH
GRED: i can hear fred from the upstairs,,, i think hes dying
BILL: That... is actually hilarious, thank you
ROONILWAZLIB: A DILDO LOVER BLOODY HELL
HUMUNGOUSBIGHEAD: Should we be making fun of him like this?
FORGE: wjats he goig to do? thrrow a gost didlo at us????
BILL: didlo
ROONILWAZLIB: the guys dead its fine
SHE'LLPUNCHYOUINTHEFACE: tbh he deserves a lot more than us making fun of him
GRED: its more the fact we can make fun of him and get away with it really
HUMUNGOUSBIGHEAD: Fair enough, but I seem to remember a certain product of yours that made fun of him during the height of his reign
FORGE: come on u no poo was funny
BILL: I'm actually surprised you two got away with that one to be honest
GRED: so are we
MALEDANAERYS: GUYS WAIT
MALEDANAERYS: we haven't got a name for bill yet!
BILL: Oh no I was hoping you'd forget
MALEDANAERYS: YOU'RE NOT GETTING OUT OF IT THAT EASY, SUCKER
*MALEDANAERYS HAS CHANGED BILL'S NAME TO WILLIAM*
WILLIAM: Charlie I trusted you
MALEDANAERYS: What do you want your name to be then
WILLIAM: Just don't call me William!
MALEDANAERYS: ok
*MALEDANAERYS HAD CHANGED WILLIAM'S NAME TO DON'TCALLMEWILLIAM*
*DON'TCALLMEWILLIAM HAS LEFT DON'T LET MUM KNOW*
SHE'LLPUNCHYOUINTHEFACE: XD
FORGE: omfg dying
MALEDANAERYS: noooooooooo come back
MALEDANAERYS: I didnt mean iiiiiiitttt
ROONILWAZLIB: yes he did
THECHOSENONE: tbh I thought Percy would be driven out first, not Bill
HUMUNGOUSBIGHEAD: HARRY NO NOW THEY'RE NOT GOING TO STOP BUGGING ME
GRED: oh were gona do alot wors than bug u
THECHOSENONE: Oops. Sorry Percy.
FORGE: nono dont apologise thx 4 reminding us
MALEDANAERYS: k percy ur record it 3 minutes
SHE'LLPUNCHYOUINTHEFACE: lets sea if u kan suvive longer
HUMUNGOUSBIGHEAD: Please stop. All of you.
GRED: well stop wen were ded
FORGE: or wen u becom 1 of us
HUMUNGOUSBIGHEAD: I'll never stoop that low.
FORGE: wen were ded than
THECHOSENONE: I'm just imagining my aunt and uncle seeing all of this
ROONILWAZLIB: oh ye theyd lose it
THECHOSENONE: They'd die on the spot
SHE'LLPUNCHYOUINTHEFACE: *Obama 'then perish' meme*
GRED: pecry can u burn an oogie bored
HUMUNGOUSBIGHEAD: NO DON'T BRING BACK THOSE CURSED OUIJA BOARD QUESTIONS.
MALEDANAERYS: '5 moths pregananant?'
FORGE: r luigi bords reel
SHE'LLPUNCHYOUINTHEFACE: If a women has starch masks on her body, does that meen shes been pargnat bfore?
ROONILWAZLIB: can u get... pregante?
THECHOSENONE: y'all'd've
HUMUNGOUSBIGNHEAD: I hate every single one of you.