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Kagura : Hey guys, Gin-chan is in the pool and I don't think he's water proof
Otae : I think she's trying to say that Gin-san is drowning
Shinpachi : Oh, okay
Shinpachi :
Shinpachi : wait whAT
Madao, standing on the edge : I'm gonna jump
Okita, over a megaphone : Do a backflip
Kamui : Go big or go home!
Abuto, tears in his eyes : I'm begging you. For once in your life, go home. Please. Just this once. Go home.
Kamui : I'm going big
Ayumu : Young master, what is the first thing you notice when a man approaches you?
Kyuubei : The audacity
Tatsuma, loading a NERF gun with real bullets : It's NERF or nOtHING
Client : Excuse me, who's in charge here?
Kagura : It's usually whoever yells the loudest
Otae, grabbing Gintoki by the hem of his shirt : SAY YOU'RE SORRY
Gintoki : I'M SORRY
Otae : And what are you sorry for?!
Gintoki : FOR SAYING YOU'RE AGGRESSIVE
Kagura, pointing at a high shelf : Can you reach that for me?
Okita : So you need me in your life after all
Kagura : I could replace you with a step ladder