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Aizawa was sitting at the couch, leaning his upper half against the armchair as he played cat piano tiles on his phone, the silence of the room only being interrupted by the music of the silly game Mic downloaded in his phone only God knows when, the kids where still in Class, AllMight was the one giving classes today, he hoped the kids were okay, that guy for someone who was once the best hero out there was quite the dumbass when it came to teaching.
-Ugh I'm so tired.- Came the groan as Midnight stepped through the door, closing it behind her with a heavy sigh.
-Life is hard isn't it?- Deadpans Aizawa not really looking up from his phone, he was in a good mood despite all, because every free day of classes was a good day.
-Lucky bastard.- Huffs the woman as she makes her way towards the couch, and without a care in the world she plopped down, slumping against him, Aizawa frowned as he misplaced his finger, pressing the wrong tile.
-If you are tired aren't you suppose to have a bedroom to sleep in?- Asks the erasure hero mildly annoyed as he kept staring down at the screen of his phone, his beautiful score, ruined.
-I know, but I don't want to be alone, I just want to be close to someone for a little bit is that okay?
-Whatever just don't get your elbows near my ribs.- Sighs Aizawa as he presses around, starting the game again, Midnight sighed heavily at that, relaxing in the warmness.
-Hey Sho can I get a hug?- She asks after a moment.
-But I'm busy.- Complained Aizawa at the request.
-You can play with just one arm don't be an ass.- Huffs Midnight as she grabs his arm on her own and drapes it over her shoulders, keeping his wrist in a firm grip.
-Nemuri.- Aizawa isn't a man who whines a lot, with that of owning an impeccable devil's spawn reputation, but right now he was trying to beat Mic's score, some understanding would be appreciated right now thank you very much.
-Why are you even playing that? I thought you said piano tiles were a bunch of stupid games.- States the woman matter of fact, Aizawa huffs at that yet doesn't answer as he tries to play the game with just one hand, he gives up after a moment, realizing that one hand wouldn't help here at all, so he closes the app with a sigh and just starts roaming through cat pictures in Pinterest.- Looking at other cats the scandal what's gonna say Sushi?- Gasps Midnight dramatically making the man frown.
-She knows she is the love of my life no matter what.- States the erasure hero matter of fact making the R Rated hero smirk.
-The love of your life?- Teases the woman as she sneaks her hand behind his capture weapon and pulls out the usually hidden silver necklace, golden ring around her pinkie.- Shouta how many loves do you have?- Asks the purple haired woman with a playful grin, Aizawa huffs at that, taking the ring off her pinkie before hiding the necklace again under his shirt.
-I have three.- States the man matter of fact, shooing Nemuri's hand away when she tries to go for the necklace again.
-Three? I didn't knew you had it in you.- Says the woman grinning devilishly.
-Shut up, weren't you tired? Go to sleep already.- Sighs Aizawa covering her eyes with his hand for more emphasis, Midnight shooes his hand away.
-Ew don't touch my face with that hand only God knows where it has been.
-It will be soon holding a shovel as I dig up your grave if you don't stop bugging me.- States Aizawa matter of fact, Midnight poked his side.
-You wouldn't kill me, you love me too much for that.
-Of course, whatever let's you sleep at night.
-Shouta that's cruel.- Pouts Midnight, yet she snuggles closer to him, sighing contently.- You are so comfy, a body pillow.
-Glad to know my hours of sleep are finally paying off, I'm becoming one with the sleeping world.- Deadpans the erasure hero shifting a bit to get more comfortable, his words getting a snicker from the woman.
After a while Nemuri falls asleep against his side, Aizawa doesn't really pays too much attention to it as he keeps rummaging through Pinterest, yet he soon grows bored and puts his phone away.
He also falls asleep.
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-Ashido, taking pictures of our teachers without their permission is disrespectful, and you shouldn't either take pictures that could get them in trouble.- Chastises Iida lowly.
They had come back from classes not even ten minutes ago, only to find Midnight and Aizawa asleep on the couch, which to be honest was kind of a weird view, I mean, they knew that of all the staff Aizawa seemed to be closer with Mic, Midnight and Loud Cloud but this....
Were they dating?
How in the world?
Why?
They were totally incompatible!
I mean, Midnight was so... It wasn't the type of woman they thought Aizawa would really be into, and that thought was also weird, did Aizawa even had a type? They could had swore on their lives that the man was married to his sleeping bag!
-But they look so cute!- Squeals Ashido excitedly as she keeps snapping pictures of both pro heroes, because despite all Aizawa and Midnight's appearances made a good contrast, they looked cute together!
-Why the fuck are they cute? That woman probably saw him sleeping and took advantage of it.- States Bakugou briskly, it wasn't a secret to anyone how little sense of personal space Midnight seemed to have towards Aizawa, Mic and Loud Cloud, like, she would fucking suffocate them against her breasts, Aizawa always looked like he just escaped death itself, Mic like a sin was put on his face and Loud Cloud most of the time either fainted or had a concerning nosebleed.
-But what if they are actually dating?- Asks Todoroki tilting his head to the side thoughtfully, as much as he doubts Aizawa putting up with Midnight's attitude you never knew, love was a weird as fuck thing.
-But then why did Ms.Joke asked him to marry her? Wouldn't that be kind of like a war statement for Midnight?- Asks Kirishima, it wasn't a secret to the world either how Midnight seemed to be quite the problematic one when something of hers was being insulted or "taken", she had the vibe that she would definitely go against anyone who tried flirting like that with her partner.
-Just because she fights against Mount Lady over who's sexier and went all berserk when someone said Mount Lady was the new sexy icon amongst heroes doesn't mean she will be a toxic girlfriend.- States Jirou matter of fact, yet even then Midnight and girlfriend in the same sentence sounded heavily wrong.
-Ms.Joke seems like the kind of woman who fears no death and just loves messing around with people.- Deadpans Shinso.
-Good point... but still I can't see Aizawa and Midnight actually being a thing.- Says Sero as he stared at both heroes in question, Aizawa even had an arm around Midnight's shoulders, were they really a couple? They didn't fit together, no matter how you looked at it they didn't fit at all.
-You never know, look at Bakugou and Kirishima.- Snickers Kaminari.
-Huh?! What the fuck is that suppose to mean?!- Hisses the ashy blonde glaring murder at the electric rat.
-Shush you are gonna wake them!- Hisses Hagakure back, Aizawa just frowns in his sleep while Midnight doesn't even react at all, Bakugou tsks before crossing his arms over his chest in annoyance.
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The first thing Aizawa noticed as he woke up was the low sound of the TV, Nemuri's weight still on his side, he frowned as his eyes got assaulted by the light, blinking for a moment before looking around, the kids were sprawled all over the floor, a movie playing on TV.
-Sensei you are awake!- Chirped Ashido being the first one to catch sight of the no longer sleeping erasure hero, her voice got everyone's attention as all heads snapped back to look at him, Aizawa definitely didn't find the action mildly spooky.
-Is AllMight alive?- Is the first thing that he founds himself asking,because he kind of worries over the guy despite popular belief, Nedzu said to leave him give classes alone so as to let him learn from his mistakes but Aizawa worried the guy could end up dead due his own stupidity or the kids giving him a heart attack due the stress.
-Of course he is!- Huffs half of the class sounding utterly offended at that question.
-Good.- Sighs Aizawa as side glances at Midnight, he really needs to use the bathroom but he doesn't want to wake her up either, he knows how she gets when someone wakes her, but he can't just ignore a basic necessity, so holding his soul in a tight grasp he takes his arm off her shoulders, the fucking woman who wields the heaviest sleep in human history has the nerve to wrap her arms around his mid.
-Don't get up I'm comfortable like this.- Comes the R Rated hero's voice, Aizawa ignores a choking sound from somewhere as he looks down at the woman.
-Weren't you sleeping?- Aizawa deadpans.
-I felt a disturbance in the matrix.
"What the fuck Sensei?"- Sweatdrops the whole Class at Midnight's words.
-What's that even suppose to mean?- Frowns the erasure hero.
-It means you aren't getting up from here.
-But I need to use the bathroom.
-That can wait, if you can't then cut off your dick less problems to worry about.
-If that's how your logic works then why don't you cut off those extra fat tumors on your chesT!
Aizawa isn't proud of the yelp he gives as he bends over, but for the record an elbow just destroyed his lower grounds.
-Savage.- Whispers Ashido not knowing if to feel pity for Aizawa or awe at Midnight's bravado.
-Sensei that's cruel.- Says Kirishima not knowing if to feel sympathy for Aizawa or respect for Midnight's guts to do something like that in the first place.
-I'm sorry my arm slipped.- Apologizes Midnight not really sounding like she was sorry at all.- But for the record that's what you get for calling my pride extra fat tumors.- States the woman leaning away from him running a hand through her hair, Aizawa glances at her with a flat face before giving an honest to God smug face.
-If those things are your pride then that's kinda sad because one day your pride will be all over the floor.
"Sensei are you a masochist?!?!?!"- Screeches the whole room internally utterly caught off guard by those words.
-Well, at least I'm not the one who will get a finger up my ass in 19 years more.
-Touché.
The Class doesn't even know how to react to those two's bickering, the easyness and almost lack of boundaries they had to tease each other was both kinda funny and enticing, maybe they were dating after all? I mean, who could do or say that to Aizawa and survive?
-You are under arrest for being a dick.- States Midnight as her legs kidnap Aizawa's lap, the man in question scowls at that.
-I don't see anyone arresting you for being an old hag.- Deadpans the erasure hero, the class hold their souls at that, restraining themselves with all their might to not laugh.
-Now now is that something you really should be telling to the person who has her heels on your lap? Do you want to lose your dick that bad?- Threatens the R Rated hero, Aizawa's flat face could make flat Earth believers flip out in pride.
-Old hag.
-See, that right there is why your body will suffer.
Aizawa definitely didn't squeak when Midnight sneaked the cold feets of death under his shirt.
-As expected the devil's spawn is warm.
-WhAt?! Get those feets away you fucking ice cube!
No, Aizawa is definitely not proud of his voice right now, and he will definitely take revenge against those traitorous little weasels for laughing at him.
-Oh but I'm so cold and you are so warm, that's being selfish you know? What if I catch hypothermia?
-Then you can finally become one with the world of demons sadist.- States the erasure hero stiffly trying to get the feets of death out without too much avail.
-A sadist calling out another sadist? Isn't that a bit hypocritical of you?- Asks the R Rated hero digging her toes against his side, making him squeak again and slump over the armchair, face hiding in defeat, why? Why did Nemuri had to own such frozen toes? Was she death's incarnation after all? And man he was dying here to go to the bathroom, cold feets weren't exactly helping his case.
-Sensei.... That's cold.- States Todoroki looking like the epitome of seriousness, his words only get the others spluttering.
-I know right? Shouta be a darling and apologize, maybe then I will consider releasing you.- Says the woman with an arrogant smirk, the kids for their side almost choke on their souls, because Midnight just fucking called Aizawa by his first name! And she was practically bullying him right now! How the fuck was that woman able to do that and not suffer consequences?! They were definitely dating!
And to be honest?
As weird as it was it was kind of cute too.
Kind of....