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2020-11-04
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2022-01-18
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Two Wrongs Don't Make A Right (but half a dozen may)

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Alternate Title: Five times Kaidou did his best to woo Kuboyasu, one time Kuboyasu did his best to woo Kaidou, and one time neither did anything.

How many failures, disappointments, and embarrassments does it take for one (1) Kaidou Shun to give up on love?
Trick question, the Jet Black Wings' willforce is endless and stronger than steel (perhaps not as strong as diamond, though), he will never surrender to the cruel whims of fate or his own shortcomings!

Chapter 1: A Very Brief Preamble

Summary:

What it says on the tin.

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(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

Chapter Text

Dear Dia SECRET REPORT JOURNAL - CODEX OF BLACK NIGHT

ENTRY #42

TOP SECRET

DO NOT LOOK

[Strange squabbles, vaguely resembling what a chuunibyou would think sigils looked like]

Jet Black Wings’ daily report: Once again, I am shocked by my own strength, for I haven’t noticed for months that cupid’s arrows struck me. Alas, the arrowhead has broken off inside my chest, it’s impossible to extract now, and anyways I wouldn’t want to because I like him very much.

God how embarrassing it is to put this into a report, but everything must be documented.

Well, my crush is Aren Aren AREN Aren. I mean, it was a natural development. A hero standing alone, protecting the world from the shadows, his brother-in-arms, only companion, soulmat friends becoming lov something more. Also, he is amazing, how can I not fall in like him? He is strong, cool, very handsome, and has such a cute kind side! He also has a very pretty laugh, and smile, and everything. It’s so fun to be with him (that's why we became eternal best friends), and I’m sure he has fun when we hang out too, so so we should hang out forever and that’s what a relationship is, right? Besides holding hands and kissing when you are older.

Soon I shall make a move, but I need recognai reconnas a mission to gather information. Reconnaissance, that is. Scout the battle terrain. This will be Special Operation: Echidna Black Heart.

End of Report

Notes:

Worry not, friends, the next chapters will be much, much longer.