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Those Damned Geese

Summary:

The Goose is back and this time they brought a friend!

The chronological day by day story of events of when Geese infiltrated Shinra HQ and caused Chaos AGAIN!

Chapter 1: incident report code 0XF1

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Shinra Electric Power Co incident report code 0XF1

Incident:

Over the last 24 hours, there has been a steep rise in items going missing, with some turning up either broken, or in unexpected places. Some of the odder are detailed below

The car and bike dealership on the ground floor reported the following:

3 vehicles with flat tyres

1 pushed over a motorcycle

1 car with the handbrake released

 

Note, this cause it to roll off the stand, knocking over an old lady who was looking at our 3 wheeled kei truck range.

Reception reported the following:

-Card key missing, Security disabled it. Before disabling, it was tracked going into the maintenance stairwell

-A visitor kept saying his shoelaces were untied by a bird. This has piqued securities interest due to a previous incident see: HR Report: Incident 9735

The underground car park security reported the following:

-Many stacks of boxes had been knocked over

-A pallet of barrels that was incorrectly secured fell off the back of a lorry on the way out. A Security guard injured. The driver swore she’d tied everything down tightly

-A vehicle owned by the Turk, Rude, had minor damage done to it when another driver swerved to avoid “something white and orange”

 

Expenses:

-Tyres: 3 x 1,000 gill

-Motorcycle cosmetic repair: 5,000 gill

-Drivetrain repair to vehicle that fell of stand: 20,000 gill

-Misc box replacement: 253 x 5 gill

-Barrels of Shinra Research material: 5 x REDACTED VP Hojo

-Compensation claim: 1,500,000 gill

Resolution:

- Upped security and CCTV recordings handed over for analysis