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They were in this nice place, a Police department...or so Uncle had said it was. Daddy had said that he shouldn't get close to one, even if Uncle said it was ok.
The day had started as usual. Uncle had thrown daddy a bowl and his daddy caught it. Then he told him to leave. He was usually not mad, he wonders what daddy did to make uncle so mad.
However, his day had changed when they met Bananaman .
Bananaman was funny and weird, he wore very bright colors, and his hair was yellow. And had two things sprouting, like bananas!
Uncle then screamed a bad word, he knows it's one because even if they didn't know, Izuku had heard him using him towards daddy. Who had been mad and told him it was a bad word he shouldn't use. Bannaman was confused when he saw him, didn't he know this was his house?
“Who are You” Uncle growled at the Bananaman, maybe he was a bad person?
Maybe he was a villain!
Even if he kinda looked like Superman. And Superman was a good guy?
“I’m All Might,” the Bananaman said, almost looking flabbergasted at the skinny ghostly man and child.
“Who?”
“A hero,” he said lamely. Izuku eyes sparkled
“Oh…..OH!” Aki lowered the kitchen knife, and he was smiling a lot!
“Look, I might have had the wrong place, sorry about the intrusion” A big word! Izuku noted
“No, NO wait! A Villain has us here against our will” Izuku gasped dramatically at his Uncle. A villain had them here? But how!
“But it's just us and daddy, where is the villain!?” The boy looked alarmed as the older man tried to calm him down. The Midoriya waterworks were working at full potency.
“It’s just... look, Izuku go to your room and grab your favorite figure ok? I will talk with All Might over here.”
“But he says he is a Hero! I wanna talk to him too!” The child pouted.
“No buts, I will get you in a second.”
He had to go to his room. That had been boring, he couldn't even hear what they were saying! No fair!
But then it wasn't so bad because Bananaman was gonna take them outside!
He was scared, but he tried his best to be strong like Superman or Daddy were!
Uncle was not scared at all, He looked very happy. So he was gonna be too!
There were many people he didn't know, and daddy always said not to talk to strangers. But Uncle says they were nice, so he wasn't breaking daddy rules!
He hoped anyway.
They met a detective, but he wasn't Holmes. That made him a bit sad.
His name was Naomasa, he still couldn't pronounce his name right, so he called him Nao. Uncle laughed, but he didn't understand why it was a good name!
Nao was Bananaman's best friend, he had choked on his drink when he told him this. But he was laughing too?
Maybe Daddy was right and outside people were weird.
Tsukauchi then said it was ok to use a nickname to call him. Something about making his day. He also gave him a lollipop! He liked Nao!
And then he met Catman!
He didn't know what the fairly OddParents were, and he didn't have an orange suit. He asked him to come home with them, so they could watch it together. Uncle was laughing again, he still didn't understand the jokes though. Uncle then started coughing.
“Uncle, medicine,” He said as he grabbed the white-haired man's pants, pouting as daddy told him to.
Uncles whined but nodded. “I will don't worry alright?”
“But daddy said you need your medicine! Or you will go away!” he used the look Daddy told him. It was his important job to make sure Uncle was good!
He hoped Daddy is ok, they still haven't found the villain. And he was the best at hide and seek.
Uncle looked dejected before he asked Nao for water for his pills.
Nao said he wanted to ask him some questions. Nao was nice, so it was ok to talk to him. And he was Uncle’s friend. But was he an stralien? Stangel
"Stranger?"
“Yeah, Stanger!” Nao only smiled and patted my head. I hope he can give me another lollipop.
He had me sit down in a big chair out of his office, they said I couldn't stay while they talked.
No fair!
But I was able to get on it with not help too! He was not a baby anymore and could brush his own teeth now. He was even learning to put the paste without most of it falling too!
One of the officers has a big dog!
Like the ones on TV!
And he could pet it!
Uncle came back, and he was smiling. He told him they will move in with Bananaman.
“Is daddy coming too?” his uncle did that thing, where he looked very sad. He didn’t understand why he did that a lot when they were watching those papers together.
He promised he will see these places. His eyes are sad.
“Daddy did…. Some bad things. All Might is gonna put him in time out for a while.”
“Oh”
“Yeah, but we get to stay with All Might, a real hero. Isn’t that nice?” his eyes sparkled.
“Yeah!”
“Are we visiting daddy in time out?” Uncle picked him up.
“Yeah we will”