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2015-01-19
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2016-09-06
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When it Rains, it Rains Bullets

Summary:

Kise and Aomine have been happily married for the past five years. They live in a beautiful home, had well-paying jobs and the picture perfect life... on the outside. Behind the scenes, Aomine and Kise are also highly-paid, trained assassins working for rival companies. When they find out their next target is none other than their dearly beloved their marriage takes on a challenge that's much more deadly than a mere disagreement over what to have for dinner.

An Aokise Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU.

Link to dvl's and Shao's art to accompany the fic in appropriate chapters.

Chapter 1: We're Still Happy

Summary:

Aomine and Kise have been together for four years (or was it five?) and they want to make some changes. They just don't know how.

Notes:

This is the teaser chapter beginning to a Mr. and Mrs. Smith AU request. I apologize for the lack of length, but I promise the following the chapters will be considerably longer in comparison. ^^

-V

Chapter Text

"We've been married for about four years."

"Five years, Daiki."

"Right. Five years, or so. It's not like we have any problems."

"But maybe that's the real problem; the fact that we don't have any."

"Yeah, something like that. I mean, if I had to answer some bullshit question about whether or not I'm happy I wouldn't say I was unhappy."

"Because we aren't unhappy. Daiki and I are very happy. We have a beautiful home. Our jobs pay us well, treat us well. We rarely ever disagree and if we do it's quickly resolved."

"So we're happy."

"Yeah, we're happy."

"This is just like getting a touch up. Like when your roof begins to leak and you have to replace the shingles to stop that shit from happening."

"Yes... something like that."

"It's not like Ryouta and I don't love each other."

"We just don't have that spark anymore."

"It's there. It's just really fucking weak."

"Very weak. You don't have to add in the profanity to get your point across."

"Right."

"So you see, Daiki and I are happy. We just need someone to help us rekindle the spark."

"Someone... or something. Or some major event."

"I think we just need something to light a fire in us."