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Group Chat
Kazuichi: yoooo u guys got dem news
Kazuichi: there gon be an official girls beauty contest!!! Its been in the works for a long wil now but its officialy happenin!!!!
Kazuichi: this is why Miss Sonia has been takin time off yessssss
Fuyuhiko: i guess itll be something to look forward to
Kazuichi: and explains wy peko as also been takin time off
Fuyuhiko: shut your mouth
Nagito: My! The symbols of hope showing off their splendor! I wished I could be there to see it…
Kazuichi: man ur coming with us
Nagito: Oh no! I wouldn’t dare sully the crowd with my presence!
Kazuichi: eheh tats cuz i havnt said the best part ehehehe
Nagito: And what might that be? What could be greater than the shining beacons of hope demonstrating their beauty?
Fuyuhiko: hey Hajime sent me a text
Fuyuhiko: hes been picked in the lottery to play as the host dude for it
Fuyuhiko: he wants help chosing a nice suit
Kazuichi: HERE IT IS
Kazuichi: HEY HOW COM HE ASK U INSTEAD OF ME FIRST
Fuyuhiko: oh gee i wonder
Fuyuhiko: in between a yakuza who has some actual damn class and a moron who goes around with the same unwashed tracksuit who WOULD be the better fuckin choice huh???
Kazuichi: HEY SHUT UP
Kazuichi: hey look nagito went silent lol
Nagito: i am not silent
Fuyuhiko: with no caps and no dots
Fuyuhiko: the Hajime Effect is taking place
Nagito: for the last time
Nagito: i do not hold any kind of romantic interest in Hinata Hajime
Kazuichi: he stil taks the time to ad the caps to his name XD
Kazuichi: also were not fuckin blind nagito
Kazuichi: we saw u makin peace with the dude at christmas
Kazuichi: and thirsting over him when he played basketball with us
Fuyuhiko: we get it you love brunets with kind hearts and big tits
Nagito: NONONONO
Nagito: THIS IS ALL A MISUNDERSTANDING
Kazuichi: so dat time soul bro swam with us on the beach and you mysteriously disapeared in the bathrom for 10 min whil the whol dam thing was shakin like there was an earthquake was also a misuderstanding?
Nagito left the Group Chat
Fuyuhiko: duuude you scared him off you should’ve kept that for LATER
Kazuichi: HE KEEPS JUDGIN ME AND MY PAL TERUTERU FOR BEIN HORNY
Kazuichi: HES NO DAMN BETTER AND HE GOTTA KNO IT
Fuyuhiko: DUDE YOURE RIGHT BUT THATS NO FUCKIN REASON TO SELL OUT OUR BEST INFO LIKE THAT
Fuyuhiko: YOU WOULD SUCK BALLS AT BEIN A NEGOTIATOR
Kazuichi: dude
Fuyuhiko: what bitch
Kazuichi: i want u to make hajime fucking dazzling
Kazuichi: make him turn the straights gay and lesbians straight
Fuyuhiko: ill make him so fuckin handsome youll forget about your mISs sOnIA for a whole night
Kazuichi: HEY
Kazuichi: tho i would kinda want to see that just for the kicks
Fuyuhiko: Nagito will want to rip his pants off and go at it on the spot
Kazuichi: hopeully not
Fuyuhiko: its a metaphor dipshit
Fuyuhiko: and i just want to see my bro look cool
Fuyuhiko: he deserves a nice suit
Kazuichi: i trust u with this dauntous task my friend
Fuyuhiko: thanks soldier
Fuyuhiko: ill make Hajime kick Nagito out of the closet kicking and screaming at gun point if nescesary
Kazuichi: i would say dont do that but you know what yes fucking do it
From Brother
< Are you sure about that one?
< i don’t know, it’s kinda
< How should I put this…
< Like mortifyingly embarrassing
> bro trust me it looks great
> what you doubtin my taste?
< No this isn’t a problem of your taste or whatnot
< it just feels tight??
< When I wear it I feel like i'm exposed for some reason
> man youll be literally wearing suit pants and a flashy vest
> peoplell stare somewhere else than your pecs and abs
< What are you talking about? There’s nothing to stare at there
< The exposed thing is just a feeling I’m getting
> bruh
> BRUH
< What!?
> have you SEEN your own muscles
> i know plenty of people who would enjoy starin at that
< pff no way.
> OH MAN IF YOU KNEW
> oh are you testing the outfit right now?
< I only have the top on without the vest right now.
> good enough
> weird request but here me out
> can you take a pic of you tryin to put both of your elbows on your belly button?
< Why!?
> i want to see something with the outfit
> and to be sure it won’t tear ya know?
< huh alright. You’re the expert.
< Sorry it’s taking a bit everytime I try I end up squeezing at the chest and it looks weird…
> oh no prob just send it as is
< Alright.
Picture sent
> heyyy not bad at all! Yep the outfit definitely works no need to worry
< If you say so I guess.
< It’s still kind of embarrassing…
> youll do great and youre awesome at commentary
< Since when???
> ever.
> trust me
< Whatever.
To The Sonia Simp
Fuyuhiko:
Picture sent
Kazuichi: omg
Fuyuhiko: doubted your sexuality for a second or not
Kazuichi: i got really damn close
Kazuichi: this sucks y do we hav assigned sits!???
Fuyuhiko: yeah that sucks thank the world for phones
Nagito: I don’t mind all that much. I don’t like crowds, but having it organized like this makes it less stressful!
Fuyuhiko: true wont have to worry about a group of gossip fads blabbing the whole way
Kazuichi: when its gon start again?
Fuyuhiko: 5min
Nagito: I can’t wait! Getting to see the symbols of hope in all of their dazzling beauty! Truly magnificent!
Fuyuhiko: you just wanna see Hajime in a tight suit
Nagito: no
Kazuichi: i aint judgin man his tits made me have doubts
Nagito: no
Kazuichi: its starting shhhhh
Kazuichi: holy shit
Fuyuhiko: eheh what do you think dipshits?
Kazuichi: i had to blink to be sure
Kazuichi: gg fuyuhiko
Fuyuhiko: took some time convicing him to wear the thing but it worked
Fuyuhiko: he kept bothring me that the top was too tight for his taste tho
Fuyuhiko: but I think it goes well with the jacket and the dark bow ties
Kazuichi: fuyuhiko knos FASHION
Fuyuhiko: DUH you gotta look presentable for business
Kazuichi: omg dude look at nagito
Kazuichi: row 13
Fuyuhiko: LOL
Kazuichi: ive never sen so much liquid on someones face befor
Kazuichi: i can at least see sweat blood and drool
Fuyuhiko: picture snagged we can bribe him now
Kazuichi: XD YES
Kazuichi: get ready for the moment he rips his pants off
Kazuichi: MISS SONIAAAA
Fuyuhiko: wow she looks amazing
Fuyuhiko: shouldve known
Fuyuhiko: the dress looks like a hassle to move in tho
Kazuichi: im cryin
Nagito: How beautiful! I love the way the tissue shines!
Fuyuhiko: oh look hes back in the land of the living
Nagito: i have no idea what you are talking about
Kazuichi: yoooo peko looks so good tho!
Kazuichi: i knew she was a yamato nadeshiko
Fuyuhiko: one dirty comment and i rip out your nails
Nagito: The motifs are really nice! The colors are also very nice on the eyes. I wonder if it’s all made of silk.
Fuyuhiko: maybe maybe not
Kazuichi: hey look at hajime
Kazuichi: something looks wrong
Fuyuhiko: oh
Fuyuhiko: he was right maybe it was too tight
Kazuichi: BRUH ITS STARTING TO TEAR
Kazuichi: no ofense peko but soul bro gotta clos thi up quickly befor he as wardrobe malfunctoon
Kazuichi: hes lucky the 15min break is right aftr this
Fuyuhiko: nagito’s bleeding again
From Hinata-kun
< damnit Fuyuhiko i told you it was TIGHT
> Wrong contact.
< oh sorry
< god i'm so embarrassed
< i shouldn’t have done this
> I don’t think it matters whether or not you did it.
> It was an accident.
> I should be the one apologizing, my luck must’ve rubbed off of you… I’m the one who shouldn’t have come…
< Can you stop blaming everything bad with the world on yourself
< it does NOT make me feel better
> Apologies.
< why does it have to be ME
< I guess you need an eyesore to make the girls look better
< this is why those fuckers chose a reserve course to be host
> Passing over the reserve course part, I do not think you’re an eyesore.
> I’m sure there are some you enjoyed your presence just as much as the girls!
< You’re not funny
> Why is it so hard to believe?
< Look at me
< i just don’t understand why would anyone see me like that
< i’m bland looking people lose me in crowds
< pretty much everyone forgets my name in a week
< there’s nothing special about me
< nothing in sports arts luck intellect
< nothing at all
< i'm just
< boring
> That’s not true!
> You might be a reserve course but you possess an ability to make other people shine!
< I DONT GIVE A FUCK ABOUT THAT
< WHY CANT I SHINE WHY IS IT ALWAYS OTHERS
< WHY IS IT NEVER ME
< why am i even telling you that
< damnit im so weak
< i thought going to this school would make me confident
< but now i
> Hinata-kun?
> Hinata-kun answer me
> i’m worried answer me please
> PLEASE
Group chat
Kazuichi: look nagito just left
Kazuichi: and i dont think its to jerk off this tim
To Hinata-kun
> Hinata-kun i know you’re in this stall
> you don’t need to talk to me just
> don’t do anything stupid
< too late my existence is stupid
> Don’t say that!
< but it’s true
< you told that shit to me for years and now you’re gonna take it back?
> Yes.
< ???? what even??? Is this a joke???
> no
> All of it I’m taking it back
> i took it back since christmas
> I hate the reserve don’t get me wrong
> except you
> I know my approval means nothing
> but I am willing to step on my belief for you just a bit
> and I do not do this for everyone
< are you serious?
< you of all people?
> Yes
> don’t make me repeat it please
> Remember when you said you didn’t think anyone would think about you that way?
> Well
> I’m sure there’s people who do
< who think what
> Like
> holding you and hugging you
> holding your hand
> going places with you
> kissing you
> and
> Things like that
< and what?
> and you were shining on stage
> your commentary is entertaining too
< Komaeda, are you sure you’re alright?
> I need to go
> the next round is going to start you should prepare too
> goodbye
Group chat
Kazuichi: hey ur back!
Nagito: Sorry about that.
Fuyuhiko: did Hajime screw you in the bathroom
Nagito: NO
Kazuichi: aw man
Nagito: As for Hinata-kun actually, he will be fine.
Nagito: He’s taking care of his clothing issue in the bathroom.
Kazuichi: so he DID fuck u in the bathroom!
Nagito: NO I WAS HERE FOR MORAL SUPPORT ALONE
Nagito: WE ONLY COMMUNICATED THROUGH TEXT
Fuyuhiko: look, the man himself is back
Kazuichi: oooh he cut the tear to make it a V-neck niiiice that’s smart
Fuyuhiko: F that suit but it looks good so im alright with that
Fuyuhiko: hey Nagito
Fuyuhiko: when are you gonna comment on that?
Fuyuhiko: i took my sweet time choosing the suit and Hajime even added his personal touch
Fuyuhiko: come on it deserves at least one remark
Nagito: I guess.
Nagito: Hinata-kun looks
Nagito: gorgeous alright
Nagito: He stole the show
Nagito: the way the suit complements his curves is amazing
Nagito: Good job
Nagito: I’m out
Kazuichi: mission accomplished man
Fuyuhiko: mission accomplished
From Hinata-kun
< Komaeda
< Thanks for the reassurance
< That was nice
Changed Hinata-kun to Hajime
❤