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Part 7 of 2x2
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2015-02-03
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2015-02-03
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Shiny

Summary:

Polyamorous nomad Jade Harley crashing couples' bedroom parties and generally being a sexy badass.

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-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering cuttlefishCuller [CC] at 17:28 --
GG: hi fef!
CC: S)(ello t)(ere.
GG: are you doing anything tonight??
CC: Naut reely.
GG: would you like to be?
CC: I was t)(inking aboat going for a swim...
GG: i mean with me silly :P
CC: )(oly carp I t)(oug)(t t)(is day would N-EV--ER come.
CC: I'm floundering.
GG: the rifle team got approved!!!!!!!
CC: ... O)(.
CC: Naut exactly w)(at I t)(oug)(t you would message me aboat, but I t)(ink I can make t)(is work.
CC: T)(at's SO GR--EAT t)(oug)(!
CC: I'm so --EXCIT-------ED for you! 38D
GG: were going to scope out a range tonight
GG: in like a half hour
GG: wanna come with??
CC: S)(--ELL Y-------ES!!
CC: I mean s)(ore, I don't sea why naut.
GG: awesome! :D
GG: i didnt know you were into the whole firearms thing
CC: I'm naut.
CC: I t)(oug)(t you mig)(t be able to teac)( me.
GG: i can
GG: definitely do that
GG: yeah :D
GG: maybe later this weekend we can go swimming together??
CC: Yea)(! De-fin-itely. 38)
CC: Do you know )(ow to swim?
GG: duh!!
GG: i did grow up on an island :P
CC: Well, I'll teac)( you )(ow to swim the RIG)(T way.
GG: do they do it different on alternia???
CC: You'll )(ave to s)(ow me.
GG: okay
GG: well
GG: thats
GG: wow
GG: i
CC: W)(en are we getting off?
GG: OH
CC: To go to the RANG------E, silly! 38;)
GG: yes
GG: that
GG: uh
GG: fifteen minutes?
CC: I'll be ready.
GG: see you then!!!!! :D
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering cuttlefishCuller [CC] at 17:44 --

-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering golgothasTerror [GT] at 17:56 --
GG: well??
GT: I have a date.
GG: yay!!!!!!!!!! :D :D :D
GG: so what does that bring the headcount to?
GT: Me plus one.
GG: whos the plus one? ;)
GT: Just this incredibly smokin ghostly troll babe from my anthro 301 class.
GT: Her names aradia. Aradia megido.
GG: oh
GG: but thats
GG: do you think she and fef will be able to get along???
GT: What in the sam hill are you talking about?
GG: its really complicated
GG: dont worry about it
GG: im sure theyll be fine!!! :)
GT: Bwuh?
GG: i just thought youd be bringing someone else
GT: If id had my druthers i would have been plus two.
GG: dirks not coming??
GT: Id say not considering the bastard made good sport of me.
GG: thats a shame :(
GG: roxy wanted him to be here too
GG: have you heard from her?
GT: Not a sound.
GG: ill assume she isnt bringing anyone then
GG: i havent heard from eridan either
GG: but as far as i know cronus still wants to come!
GG: which means itll be you me roxy eridan cronus fef and aradia
GG: i think we can all fit in the absu suv!!
GT: Sounds like a real rootin tootin riot.
GG: see you soon!!!!
-- gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering golgothasTerror [GT] at 18:06 --