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[Group Chat: People I Would Die For]
14:03
Hoseok:
welp
headed home
rip dance practice
Yoongi-Hyung:
what happened? are you okay?
Hoseok:
oh, i’m fine
but jiminie just started pre-heat and is in no condition to keep practicing
Yoongi-Hyung:
ah shit i forgot that was happening soon
Hoseok:
same. does that make us bad mates?
Yoongi-Hyung:
i mean yeah probably
Jinnie-Hyung:
not any worse than you throwing a package of gummy worms at taehyung’s head last time does, yoongi
Yoongi-Hyung:
he still ate them
Hoseok:
did you remember their heat was coming up, jin-hyung?
Jinnie-Hyung:
....
so anyway how’s jimin?
Yoongi-Hyung:
that’s a no
at least we’re not alone in being bad mates
Jinnie-Hyung:
we’ve been busy!!!!
Jiminie:
i’m fine. it’s really not that big a deal.
Hoseok:
🤨
you’re laying in the backseat typing that
and five minutes ago you told me to let you die while laying on the studio floor
Jiminie:
😔
why you gotta expose me like that
Hoseok:
i will always expose you when you’re not being honest about how you feel 😘
Jiminie:
the betrayal 🥺
Hoseok:
😘😘😘😘😘😘😘
Yoongi-Hyung:
taehyung? jungkook? how are you two feeling?
Jungkookie:
well
that explains why my back has hurt all day
Taetae:
that explains why i’ve had a headache all day
Yoongi-Hyung:
they forgot too. we’re off the hook.
Hoseok:
i’d like to take a moment to thank biology for making pre-heat very obvious
otherwise in a couple days we would’ve had a real embarrassing situation on our hands
Taetae:
i thank biology for nothing
Hoseok:
aw, are you in pain now too?
Taetae:
no
but now i know it’s coming and i wanna throw hands with biology
Jungkookie:
i wanna throw hands with jin
Jinnie-Hyung:
WHAT DID I DO
Jungkookie:
idk
something
i’m sure
Hoseok:
i love that we can’t even blame jungkook wanting to fight jin hyung on pre-heat
that’s just jungkook
Jinnie-Hyung:
I GET NOTHING BUT ABUSE AND DISRESPECT IN THIS PACK
AND FOR WHAT
Jiminie:
why are you typing in caps right now
Jungkookie:
yeah it’s super annoying
Jiminie:
i can practically hear you yelling at me in my head, hyung
it’s too much
Jungkookie:
talk about having a headache
Jinnie-Hyung:
ABUSE
AND DISRESPECT
I DON’T REMEMBER RAISING YOU TWO TO BE LIKE THIS
WHY CAN’T YOU BOTH BE MORE LIKE TAEHYUNG
Hoseok:
🙄
this could go on forever
yoongi-hyung, are you still in your studio?
Yoongi-Hyung:
no
leaving now to go collect taehyung and jungkook
since you already have jimin handled
Hoseok:
oh good thank you 🥰
the managers are already making all the necessary arrangements for the next few days
Jinnie-Hyung:
i’ll stop at the store and get things
any requests?
Jiminie:
nothing
Jungkookie:
banana milk
Jinnie-Hyung:
that’s always your request
Jungkookie:
so?
doesn’t change the fact that i want it
Jinnie-Hyung:
fine
brat
Jungkookie:
also snacks
Jinnie-Hyung:
i already knew that part
Hoseok:
just don’t forget painkillers
the minute the three of them are together, taehyungie and jungkookie will be in just as much pain as jiminie
well not as much but
still
Taetae:
i’m almost looking forward to that
i don’t like jiminie suffering by himself 🥺
Jiminie:
aw, tae 🥺
Jungkookie:
i’d let jimin suffer by himself if it meant i didn’t have to
Hoseok:
that’s our jungkookie. loving and affectionate.
Jinnie-Hyung:
on that note, where the hell is namjoon?
Taetae:
ignoring us
Yoongi-Hyung:
tbf to him, normally when you guys start spamming the group chat it’s for some dumb shit
i usually ignore it too
Jungkookie:
THE ABUSE
Jiminie:
THE DISRESPECT
Taetae:
back to the previous question tho
can i have gummy worms 🥺
preferably not thrown at my head this time 🥺
Yoongi-Hyung:
you still ate them
Taetae:
🥺
Jungkookie:
he’s making that face irl too
Jinnie-Hyung:
gummy worms for the only good one
got it
Jiminie:
rude
Jungkookie:
he’s not wrong tho