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lilac went to the bar becuz he was sad
he ddnt know why he was sad for
“welcome” the bartender said to the assassin “would u like anything”
“uhhHhhHh water”
“why do u only want water this is a bar”
“i dont drink alcohol ok”
“ok”
sparkling got them their water
“r u ok u look sad”
lilac cried
“oh no why r u crying”
“becuz i hate being an assasin. i have to kill my childhood frind and my other one betryaed me”
“oh”
“do u want to make out”
“ok!!!11!!”
they made out
yogurt cream walked in
“omg lilac how could you???!?1//1!?” he cried like a little baby
“sorry i dont like u” lilac replied
“wah hh how could you”
“what r u gonna do about it”
“im breaking up with u”
“ok” lilac and sparkling made out some more while yogurt cream runs out of the bar crying