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Your name is Feferi Peixes and you’re the Madame of the ‚Alternian Rainbow‘, an upscale bordello on the edge of a multicultural metropolis. While your customers come from all branches of life and all kinds of races, your house specializes in only one of the many races coexisting on your planet – trolls. Young, pretty ones, more precisely. You have got one of every blood color but lime blood – although you have got a rare specimen of mutant blood, making up for the lack in the green section of the hemospectrum with his hot temper and quick mouth. Moreover, you have a rare jade-blood and not one, or two, or three, but four psychics – that should definitely be enough to compensate for all those envy pricks who scoff at the inaccuracy of your establishment’s name. But well, haters gonna hate, won’t they? You stopped caring for them a long time ago in your Bordello Queen career. You have your ‘babies’, and your customer files are currently filling three cabinets – you know you’ve made it, and you’re glubbing proud of your buoys and gills.
Did you mention that you’re an avid hobby breeder of ornamental fish? They’re everywhere in your house – the entrance hall, the lobby, the hallways, the restrooms, all but in the rooms of your babies (besides Eridan. You couldn’t yet figure out if he’s really as much into purple guppies as he pretends to be – he is a bit clingy and seems to have some mother-issues, always trying to impress you and get your attention, so, who knows? At least he keeps the tanks clean). Of course, you only have fish in your babies’ colors.
This passion of yours is one of the reasons why most customers get a little bit confused when they enter your house for the first time. Most seem to think they’re in the wrong place at first – and by the way, what was an aquarium doing in a red-light district? – but you’re always quick to assure them that they’re JUST in the right place, no need to be nervous, you’ll make sure that they get just what they want, and would they like to have a cup of tea first? Green, Chai, Rooibos, Catuaba? Or would you like to try the ‘special mix’ of the house? To get into the right… ‘mood’?
Yes, you’re quite certain that you’re a near-excellent host. A little bit too energetic, a little bit too excited about every single one of your customers maybe, but your customers seem to like it. Most of them at least. And you know when to phase it down a bit. You’d do ---EV---ERYTHING for the success of your house. ---EV---ERYTHING. And both your babies and your customers know that.
It’s nearly six pm. Your first customers will arrive soon. Most of them take up appointments to be with a certain one of your employees, but you still have some walk-in customers who have to be humored and gently led to just the right one of your darlings. And you would rather hold your head into a tank full of piranhas than ever NOT find the right one for any of your customers.
Customer satisfaction is your highest priority. And you will not tolerate if it isn’t your employees’ highest priority too. Period.
===> Feferi: Be the ‘Alternian Rainbow’s top earner.