Chapter Text
System: Matsuda added Light, Ryuzaki, Soichiro, Aizawa, Mogi, Misa, Ide.
Matsuda: Hi guys!!^ ^
Aizawa: What do you want Matsuda?
Matsuda: So rude :(
Matsuda: I made a group chat for the Taskforce!!
Light: Why
Light: we already meet each other everyday already.
Soichiro: I have to agree with Light on this one Matsuda.
Matsuda: Well... I feel like the taskforce is too serious, so I wanted us to be able to take a break on here :(
Light: this is a mass murder case wdym
Ryuzaki: What does 'wdym' mean Light-kun?
Ryuzaki: is it a secret Kira code
Ide: it means 'what do you mean' lol
✨Misa✨: Hiii!!
Light: who added Misa?
Ryuzaki: how did Misa get emojis?
Matsuda: you just edit your profile Ryuzaki!
Aizawa: are we still not going to talk about the fact Matsuda made a GROUP CHAT?!?!
Matsuda: calm down Aizawa-san, it's just for fun :(
Misa: you hurt Matsui's feelings!!! >:(
Light: sigh
Ide: how do you sigh in text??
Light: Well we need a name then.
Mogi: huh?
Light: a name for the group chat.
System: Matt has joined the group chat
Ryuzaki: What are you doing here?
Matt: I was bored lol
Matt: wait lemme add Mello and near real quick
System: Matt has added Mello, Near
Mello: Wtf is this matt
Near: Hello.
Soichiro: who are these people Ryuzaki?
Mello: yeh who tf
System: Ryuzaki has kicked Mello, Near, Matt
Ryuzaki: Just some old friends.
Light: ??
Mogi: Well that was anti-climatic.
Ide: ikr
Ryuzaki: 'ikr'?!?
Soichiro: It means 'I know right'.
Aizawa: You should really catch up on this generation slang Ryuzaki.
Ryuzaki: Hm
Ryuzaki: Ok then.
System: Ryuzaki has gone offline
Aizawa: Well it's getting late.
Matsuda: Yeah! Goodnight everyone <3
System: Matsuda, Aizawa has gone offline
Light: I have a lecture tmrrw soooo
✨Misa✨: Goodnight Light!!!
System: Light, Misa have gone offline.
Soichiro: Goodnight everyone.
System: Soichiro has gone offline.
Ide: I guess it's just the two of us Mogi
Mogi: Yep
Ide: wanna discuss anime stuff
Mogi: why not
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Light: HELP
Light: AGGGHHHHGHHHHHHUNJKNJNJKKJN
Light: SOMEONE'S IN MY CLOSET AND THEY'RE WATCHING ME
Light: IELICDSLISHELP
Soichiro: Is anyone home Light?!?!? Are you okay?!?!
Ryuzaki: Oh sorry Light-kun, that's just me.
Misa: Why are you in Light's closet >:(
Matsuda: ?????
Light: WTF RYUZAKI WTF IS WRONG WITH YOU
Light: IM LITERALLY QUAKING RN WTF
Light: IM LEAVING THIS HOUSEHOLD
Ryuzaki: Uh
Ryuzaki: Light-kun just left the room crying.
Ryuzaki: Is he going to be okay?
Soichiro: ...
Mogi: ...
Ide: ...
Aizawa: ...
Misa: Don't worry Light I'm coming to save you!
System: Light left the group chat
Matsuda: Oh no you don't!
System: Matsuda added Light
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Light ran as fast as he could from the room, and out the house. He was eager to escape the vampire-like man, or even punch him across the face. He halted when he reached To-Oh Campus, not wanting to ruin his perfect reputation in front of everyone there. Obviously it was too late, because people had started staring at him, some even pulling their phones out. Oh god, there were going to be rumours for weeks. Apparently in To-Oh, anything concerning the perfect boy was gossip-worthy. He couldn't even try a new type of coffee before his 'fanclub' got accused of spreading wrong information about his coffee choices.
There were now many phones around him, and he could hear soft muttering. He raised a hand cheerfully and waved, smiling charmingly, and then sprinted the way back to his house without hesitation. He was practically a blur.
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Ryuzaki: Oh Light-kun’s back home now.
Light: I hate you
Light: I’m going to make you wish you were never alive.
Ryuzaki: Is this a confession?
Ryuzaki: Everyone Light-kun looks really angry.
Ide: Lmfao
Mogi: I’m sorry Ryuzaki, but you brought this upon yourself.
Matsuda: salute
Misa: YEAH BEAT HIM UP LIGHT <333333
Ryuzaki: I’m calling Watari
Soichiro: Light no! Don’t-
Aizawa: Hey that’s against the rules
Matsuda: Yeah!! You’re not allowed to call Watari >:(
System: Watari has joined the group chat
Watari: I’m sorry, but these are the consequences.
Watari: The cake will be in the fridge.
System: Watari has left the group chat
System: Light has gone offline
Ryuzaki: Uh oh
Ryuzaki: Your son might be in the hospital within the next few hours @Soichiro
Soichiro: What-
System: Ryuzaki has gone offline
Misa: Go light!! （＾ω＾)
Aizawa: Oh shat they’re having a whole cat fight lmao
Matsuda: How do you know that?.?
Ide: We forgot to uninstall the cameras
Mogi: We forgot to uninstall the cameras
Ide: Ha got there before you
Aizawa: Well we are gonna enjoy the tea so bye.
Mogi: same
Ide: same
Matsuda: same
Soichiro: what-
Ide: tea
System: Matsuda, Ide, Aizawa, Mogi have gone offline.
Soichiro: sigh
System: Soichiro has gone offline.
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