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Idk babies milestones so if they are off ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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“Why are we watching the kid again?”
“Dave and Diego are going to space to fight some aliens or something.”
”He should be more fun to watch this time Diego said he was starting to crawl and stand on his own.”
“ Does he talk yet?”
“ I don’t think so Diego hasn’t said anything about him talking but he should start any time.”
“ How long are they going to be gone this time?”
“ Two or three weeks I think.”
“I can have him talking by then .”
“No, Alex, you can’t use your powers on him again.”
“Fine, we can teach him the boring way.” Morgan raised an eyebrow to this but said nothing
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“Can you say bitch? B i tch.” Alex sounded out the word as he spoke.” Your dad is a bitch.”
“You can’t just keep saying bitch at him.”
“How else are you supposed to train a kid?”
“I don’t know but, pretty sure it's not like that.” Alex huffed at Morgan's statement before popping in a bag of candy.
“Do you want a piece of candy? You can have one if you say bitch. Say bitch for me and you can have the candy.”
“You realize he's a human not a dog and he doesn’t have teeth. How is he supposed to chew candy?”
Alex shrugged, “We’ll find out as soon as he says bitch.”
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“I’m back.” Morgan called as they put their newly stolen antique vase on the coffee table.
“Morgan.” Alex whined.” Your sister's kid is defective. It's been two weeks and he still won’t learn.”
“You can’t just force kids to speak. That's not how that works.” Morgan walked over the kitchen to join Alex.
“But I want him to call Dave a bitch.” Morgan laughed and rolled his eyes as he went through the cabinets to find something to eat
“Is that really why you’ve been trying so hard?”
Alex gave a huff and pouted as Morgan put some cup noodles in the microwave. As he waited for them to cook he looked around. “ Where’s Ducky?”
“He’s right here.” Alex looked next to him where Ducky had been just a minute ago. A crash came from the living room.
“Fuck!” Morgan darted out of the room to see Ducky standing surrounded by glass. He rushed over to Ducky to pick him up and stepped on a piece of the glass. “Ow, fuck.”
Alex quickly grabbed Ducky from Morgan before putting him in a play pen he materialized and picking Morgan up and putting him on the counter so he could take care of his foot. “ You need to be more careful Morgan. He’s invulnerable; he wasn't going to get hurt.”
“Look I panicked, I forgot- Fuck, a little warning next time.” Morgan winced as Alex pulled the glass out and bandaged their foot up.
“All done.” Alex says as he picked Morgan up and put them one the couch. He had the vase fixed and back on the coffee table with a wave of his hand. Before giving Morgan their noodles. He grabbed Ducky and sat next to Morgan with Ducky in his lap.
“Are you okay Ducky?” Morgan asked even if he couldn’t be physically hurt he still wanted to check on him.
“Fuk, fuk, fuk.” Ducky said as he made grabby hands at Morgan. Alex gave Morgan a look of betrayal before whining about how unfair it is that Ducky would copy them but not him.
“Your moms gonna kill me kid.”
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Hopeful this helps even out the sadness levels from my chad fic.