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VRISKA: It’s too warm! Toooooooo waaaaaaaarm. I’m dying, June. I’m fucking dying.
VRISKA: Tell me, why do human-ha8ita8le atmospheres suck so much? How do they change temperatures so often and 8y so much?
JUNE: vriska, literally one month ago you were complaining it was “too cold” and “not like good old alternian heat”, pick a side!
JUNE: having hemi spheres is just kind of like this, and besides, i don’t control the weather.
VRISKA: 8ut you could!
JUNE: i’ve told you why that’s a bad idea!
JUNE: jade got so mad at me last time, saying i messed up the vortexes and the streams and such.
JUNE: you don’t want to cross the streams! don’t cross them!
VRISKA: Well then may8e I could steal the luck from somewhere and make it cooler... how a8out-
JUNE: also no! are you going to put jade to sleep again? :(
VRISKA: I- No, haha, I defin8ely wasn’t!
JUNE: :(
VRISKA: Okay! Fine. 8ad plan.
VRISKA: Do you have any 8etter ideas then, dork?
JUNE: first of all, you’re the dork, mx. “let’s steal the weather luck”. like that wouldn’t keep it sunny anyway!
JUNE: it’d only make sense for it to rain if you were like, depressed.
JUNE: second of all, we could just go to the beach?
VRISKA: 8ut I don’t wannaaaaaaaa. It’s all sandy! I h8 sand, it’s coarse, and-
TOGETHER: -it’s rough and it gets everywhere!!!!!!!!
JUNE: i know! i know. i should never have shown you that scene, you goofus.
JUNE: how about the pool, then? it’s less private, but we don’t have to swim.
VRISKA: The pool sucks! I don’t want to 8e stared at.
JUNE: okay, wait, i have a master plan.
VRISKA: Oh? Let’s hear it, Ms. Hero.
JUNE: i’ll wear a bikini if you do.
VRISKA: DE8L!!!!!!!!