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Hcs of Zhongli, Scaramouche, and Childe with asexual s/o
Remember your asexuality is valid no matter where on the spectrum you are and what your feelings towards sex are! 💚
ZHONGLI
-Listen, this man is mature enough to understand that a romantic relationship doesn’t need lust and sex to survive
-Very understanding, let’s you finish your explanation of asexuality and might even ask you a few more questions, if you’re comfortable with answering
-Really doesn’t mind not doing the nsfw stuff with you, you sharing your life with him is enough
-If you are okay with kisses, be prepared to get a kiss on the cheek whenever you leave for work. If you do the same to him, he melts and contemplates if he can spare a few more minutes basking in your presence before leaving
-Always asks you before initiating physical contact (other that the cheek kisses), feeling more comfortable once he gets a green light from you
-Whenever you feel bad/guilty for being the way you are, he reassures you that you’re perfect and he couldn’t ask for a better s/o and he means it
SCARAMOUCHE
-He’s probably a closeted ace himself
-“That’s not how everyone is?” Genuinely baffled, he’s never given it much thought tbh
-What this means for you is that he’ll relate to most of your experiences as you patiently explain what asexuality is to you
-If anyone ever makes you feel negative about being asexual, you bet he’ll find them and teach them a lesson. You’ll probably never hear of that person again unless you specify beforehand that you don’t want anything bad happen to them. Still, no one can hurt you and get away with it, it’s basically a direct hit to his ego that he can’t protect the most important person to him, and he can’t take that lightly
-Will make extra free time in his busy schedule for you to make you feel better, even allowing you to cuddle with him during the day (it’s usually reserved for the night only when he’s tired). RIP to any Fatui agents that decide to interrupt you two
-He might suggest trying some nsfw stuff in the far future, just out of curiosity and because he enjoys your existence as it is and this would be just another way, but he’s totally okay with it if you decline because really, it’s pretty much just the curiosity. He would even apologise if his question made you uncomfortable and he never apologises. This just shows you how much he cares about you and your feelings
CHILDE
-It takes him a while to fully understand what you mean when you tell him you’re asexual
-He’s never encountered someone like you before so it’s all very new to him
-“I was wondering why you were so immune to my charm” he’d joke then, trying to lighten the mood
-Anxiously asks if he’s ever crossed your boundaries with his…touchy behaviour. It would be best to clearly define what you don’t mind now so he can go back to his more carefree self. He doesn’t want to hurt you or make you uncomfortable
-If you like physical contact in general, that’s enough for him to be happy. He’ll be stuck to your side whenever you both have time
-Finds a way to make you flustered anyways
-He’s ready to go into a fight with any unfortunate soul that decides it’s a good idea to make you feel bad for being asexual. Afterwards, get ready to be extra spoiled by him, taking your mind off the negative experience you had. Money isn’t a problem for him after all