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“Oh now lass you can’t just sit out of your own game!”
You groaned. Ever since you got here the dwarves have questioned you nonstop about what hobbits like you do, what kind of games you play, what weapon you know. But now their fixation was on one game in particular.
I knew I never should have taught Fili and Kili truth or dare.
Reluctantly you sat up and waved at Bufor to proceed.
“Alright. Hmmm...Kili! Truth or dare?”
“Dare.” Kili’s chest puffed up and he looked much too confident.
“I dare you to kiss (Y/n)!” Bofur pulled his braids down around with a face full of excitement and grinned triumphantly at the young prince.
“Now wait a second-” Fili stammered. You couldn’t tell if he was blushing or if that was just the firelight playing tricks on your eyes. “What if she doesn’t want to kiss him?”
“I don’t mind.” You grinned cheekily at him while he sat back and glared at you. There was something about frustrated Fili that was just too adorable, which caused you to take every opportunity to mess with him. Now he was lying back with his arms crossed over his chest and his face scrunched in a frown. Kili looked like an excited puppy next to him, practically leaping over the fire to get to you. He put one hand on your cheek and began to slowly ease down- then your own hands shot up and pulled him into your lap, laying him across as you kissed him deeply. He gave faint squeak then bunched his hands up in your tunic. When you pulled away the rest of the company roared with laughter and Kili gave you a sheepish smile. Then his eyes fixed on something just past you and he froze.
“What in all of Arda is going on here?!” Dwalin’s voice boomed and your face went red as you turned to see him and Thorin staring at you, waiting for an explanation. Thankfully Thorin only looked amused.
“It uh we’re playing a game?” Kili tried to pull himself off of your lap and ended up falling on his ass.
“Oh? What game would that be? Counting Miss (Y/n)’s teeth with your tongue?” Dwalin crossed his arms and gave Kili a firm glare as the rest of you tried to hold in your laughter.
“No! Truth or dare! I dared the lad to kiss her. Now it’s his turn.” Bofur gave the larger dwarf a cheeky grin.
“Would you like to play brother? It has proven to be interesting thus far.” Balin chuckled into his pipe as his brother sighed and reluctantly sat down. Thorin took a seat on the log next to you.
“I think I will also join.” The king under the mountain met your surprised look with a small smile. “Even kings need to have fun (Y/n).”
“Right then. Moving on.” Kili rubbed his hands in anticipation. “(Y/n)! Truth or dare?”
“Dare.” You grinned. This was probably going to be embarrassing but really it was the least you could do after pulling that little stunt with Kili.
“Alright I dare you...to sit on Fili’s lap the whole game.” You shrugged and made your way over.
“Is this seat taken?” You ask as seductively as you could before sitting down, not noticing how red Fili had become. Some of the older dwarves exchanged sly looks but no one said a thing. You shifted slightly, trying to get comfortable. Most of your weight was on your feet instead of his lap and your legs were already cramping.
“Comfortable lass?” Nori shook with silent laughter and you glared at him. He could see the way you shook. Dwalin scoffed.
“Of course she isn’t! Shoulda had her sit on a sturdier dwarf! One that didn’t just do his best imitation of an armchair.” Dwalin rolled his eyes at his young pupil. “Make her comfortable laddy! Hold her steady!”
You felt two strong arms reach around you. Then he picked you up and turned you so you were sitting sideways, using one hand to hold your knees close and the other to press you against his chest. Dwalin gave him a nod of approval.
“Um..ok. Nori truth or dare?”
“Oh no ya don’t. Truth.” Nori gave you a triumphant smile, thinking he had you beat.
“Is it true you were the one that ruined Bilbo’s garden when you fucked Lobelia Sackvillebaggins in it?” You grinned ear to ear as Nori went pale and Bilbo went rigid.
“You what?! Nori I thought an animal did that!!! What did you even- How is that- Are you- Agghhh!” Bilbo threw a spoon and you shook with laughter, burying your face in Fili’s jacket.
“Now now Bilbo you haven’t even let me answer true or not!” Nori held up a hand to defend himself.
“Well?!” The red-faced hobbit stood ready, a wooden bowl held high above his head.
“...True.” Nori dove behind Bofur as Bilbo hurled the bowl at him.
“And you!”
Your eyes went wide and you clung to Fili as your fellow hobbit began wagging a finger at you.
“Language! That is no way for a lady to speak.” He sat back down with a huff and began grumbling to himself.
“Lady my arse.” Nori grumbled and Bofur laughed. “Fili truth or dare?”
“Dare.” Fili said quickly, deeming that the safest option. Nori smiled wickedly.
“Let (Y/n) give you a hickey.” Fili turned bright red and you could feel him tense under you.
“Oh come on! What if he doesn’t want me to give him a hickey? Hell what if I don’t want to give him a hickey?” Nori shrugged.
“The point of a dare is making people do something they don’t want to (Y/n). Now get on in there.” You sighed then maneuvered so you were straddling Fili.
“Sorry. I tried.” you shrugged then lowered your mouth to his neck. You gave it a small warning kiss then latched on and began gently sucking. Fili shuddered beneath you and gave a soft sigh.
“Well lad? Take your turn.” You could hear the laughter in Bofur’s voice.
“Oh um a-alright. B-Bilbo-ah- truth or dare?” You put a hand on the other side of his neck to press him closer. You were enjoying his little sounds way too much. His hands came up to squeeze your thighs.
“Truth.”
“Do- unh- you grow t-tomatoes in that garden of yours?” Fili’s voice went up slightly as you began sucking harder.
“Erm...yes?” Bilbo looked around in confusion as the dwarves began chuckling. “May I give my turn to someone else? I don’t think I’m doing this right.”
Kili jumped at the chance.
“(Y/n) truth or dare?”
You pulled away reluctantly and wiped at the purple spot on Fili’s neck.
“Dare.” You smiled at Kili as you leaned your head against Fili’s shoulder.
“I dare you to sit on Uncle Thorin’s lap just the way you are Fili.” You untangled yourself and hopped over to the company’s leader who looked surprised at your willingness. As soon as you plopped down you wrapped your arms around his neck and snuggled into him as he gave you a comforting squeeze on your thighs. One of his hands found its way to your back and began tracing lazy circles there.
“Bofur truth or dare?”
“Truth lass.”
“Mmm. Is it true you got caught by Lord Elrond uh...playing with your ol’ dwarf hammer?” Thorin laughed heartily, jostling you in his lap. You turned to wiggle your eyebrows at Bofur who laughed.
“One day you’ll have to tell us how you know all these secrets of ours.” He good-naturedly shook his head. “Thorin truth or dare?”
“Dare.” Bofur’s chuckle made you stiffen.
“(Y/n) has a tear in her tunic. Take it off and mend it for her.” You tried to suppress a groan as you pulled away to see Thorin giving you a hungry look. His hands quickly pulled the loose garment over your head and you turned red at his appreciative gaze.
“Told ya she didn’t wear a bra.” Nori’s whisper could be heard by everyone in the now silent camp.
“It got mud all over and I haven’t had a chance to clean it!” You snapped defensively, crossing your arms over your chest.
“Oh none of us are complaining.” Kili smiled as his eyes traveled over your smooth back. Fili also couldn’t tear his eyes off you.
“Fili truth or dare?” Thorin dragged his fingertips over your stomach, his callouses scratching slightly, your skin prickling.
“Truth.” Fili’s voice was almost too small to hear.
“Why did you look so happy when (Y/n) was giving you a hickey?” Thorin gave his nephew a knowing look and you turned to watch his face as he answered.
“(Y/n) is so beautiful and-and Nori knows that’s my weak spot.” Fili blushed and took the brief ribbing from the other dwarfs before he looked you in the eye. “(Y/n) truth or dare?”
“Dare.” You bit your lip and shifted slightly in Thorin’s lap, wishing for some friction to ease the growing ache between your legs.
“You aren’t allowed to cover yourself the rest of the game.”
“Oh Mahal yes.”
“Bless you lad.”
“Best dare of the night.”
You turned to look at Thorin’s eyes as you lowered your arms. His tongue flicked over his lips and he began kneading your thighs, never taking his eyes off your nipples.
“Thorin.” You moaned and he looked up at your flushed face. “Do it.”
“Is that a dare?” He asked teasingly.
“Oh gods Thorin now is not the time. If you don’t do it soon, I will.” Dwalin groaned, squeezing a growing bulge in his trousers. Thorin gave one nipple an experimental lick before taking it into his mouth, swirling his tongue around it.
“T-This is not how proper hobbits behave.” Bilbo protested weakly. His hand strayed almost unconsciously to the crotch of his pants.
“(Y/n).” You groaned as Thorin pulled away and began trailing wet kisses from your chest up your neck. “I think you should sit with Fili for a time.”
“Is that a dare?” You laughed breathlessly before standing and sashaying over to the golden haired dwarf. He moaned as you lowered yourself, thrusting your chest in his face.
“Kili truth or dare?” Dwalin asked, never taking his eyes off of you.
“Dare.” Kili was practically drooling.
“Give (Y/n) a hickey to match your brother’s.” The young dwarf brushed your hair away and you whimpered when his lips first made contact. You started grinding into Fili while tangling a hand in his brother’s hair. Fili’s hands massaged your thighs as he thrust his hips into you.
“Mahal (Y/n).” Fili breathed just before taking one of your nipples into his mouth.
“Kili.” Bofur was breathing harshly next to the three of you and you looked over to see that he had taken his manhood out and was stroking it in time with Fili’s hips. “Touch her.”
You shivered as Kili’s hand began slipping down your front and into your trousers. At first he was tentative, lightly rubbing your clit.
“You’re so wet.” He moaned into your neck as he slipped a thick finger into you. One of your hands moved down to unlace his brother’s trousers. He groaned around your nipple as you began stroking him.
“Take off her trousers.” The three of you looked up to see Thorin staring at you intensely. You let Fili undo the laces and Kili slip them over your legs.
“Fili.” You arched into him, your heat rubbing against his manhood. He quickly lined up with your entrance, eyes blazing as he took in your naked body hovering above him. Then he slowly began easing inside crying out as your heat enveloped him in one go. You both shuddered as you took a moment to adjust to his width. As you began rocking Kili reached around and grabbed your breasts, rolling your nipples between his fingers.
“Ung Mahal ride him harder lass.”
You raised up and slammed down, smiling as Dwalin groaned loudly from across the fire. Kili moaned and you realized he was pressing himself against your ass as he played with your tits. Then Fili reached down and began rubbing your clit. You cried out and clenched around him.
“(Y/n)! Oh gods (Y/n)!” Fili tangled a hand in your hair and brought you down to kiss you deeply. When you pulled away you leaned forward and began to lick and suck his neck. He gripped your thighs harder, bruising the tender flesh. You both clung to each other as you reached your peak at the same time, the moans around you egging you on. You were starting to drift off when two strong arms lifted you up and began carrying you to the bedrolls. Thorin gently wiped you off and pulled one of his tunics over your head before tucking you into his bedroll, quickly following to curl around you, cradling you close to him.
“Thorin don’t you want-”
“Sshh. Sleep. This is enough for tonight.”
You smiled gently and began drifting off, cuddling closer to him as he placed a gentle kiss on your head.