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goofy aaa chatfic

Summary:

theyre gay

Notes:

Ozzy - homophobic
Nugget - holy water
Kid - Man kisser / The sinner
Felix - Felix
Ted - the pretty twin / teddy bear
Cindy - woman kisser
Carla - drug dealer
Monty - Ginger / priest monty
Jerome - Daddy issues / Mother Jerome
Billy - lab rat / religious bill gates
Lily - stars4lily
Penny - robocop
Buggs - criminal record

Chapter Text

- Burn the gays -

Man kisser: what if I kiioled the teahcer

 

Stars4lily: I don’t doubt you will

 

Criminal record: I would encourage it

 

Robocop: guys stop texting in class :((

 

The pretty twin: no

 

Robocop: well i tried

 

Lab rat: They’re gonna snitch to the teacher

 

Man kisser: L

 

Woman kisser: what class are you guys at? I'm skipping lmao

 

Drug dealer: chemistry (I'm gonna kms)

 

Felix: stop blowing up my phone with notifications pricks

 

Lab rat: Mute dumbass

 

Ginger: I hope ted gets run over

 

Stars4lily: omg the break up

 

The pretty twin: where is the tone tag Pookie 💔💔💔

 

Ginger: /nsrs

 

Daddy issues: down bad

 

Man kisser: who isn't tbh

 

Lab rat: You’re dating his twin dude….

 

Man kisser: but ted is the pretty twin..

 

Ginger: go to your own boyfriend

 

Lab rat: whore

 

Woman kisser: i hate men

 

Robocop: for once pay attention to class (T T)

 

Daddy issues: reading is gay

 

Ginger: you are gay

 

Daddy issues: for u 💕💕 /J

 

Homophobic: 💀

 

Daddy issues: OMG DAD?!?!?!??!

 

Man kisser: nahh that’s my mom

 

Drug dealer: we get it, your parents are dead ffs

 

Stars4lily: I hope you join them

 

Man kisser: I will <33

 

The pretty twin: kys

 

Felix: how about you stop telling my partner to kill himself and do it yourself teddy?

 

The pretty twin: …

 

Stars4lily: …

 

Ginger: …

 

- Kid is a sinner -

 

The sinner: OH MYT GOD
DJIUHYUHDNJEHYUIWHDUYEDGHEUGD
HOLY SHITTTTT
IM SO GAY OIMHGYSHGHWUYDGEHDJJWIUDHWYD M
THAT MAN WOULD KILL FOR ME OMHGSHDIN I WOULD LET HIM EAT ME
THIS IS TOO MUCH

 

Religious bill gates: I hate you

 

Teddy bear: kys sinner

 

Priest monty: why did we make this gc just for kid to have gay panics

 

Mother Jerome: it was to heal him 💔

 

The sinner: i hope you all die

 

Holy water: nugget hates gay people

 

Religious bill gates: We should gift him a bible

 

Teddy bear: we should make our own version

 

Mother Jerome: an even more homophobic one

 

The sinner: monty and ted literally fancy each other
what is with the direct bullying

 

Teddy bear: we have perks for being super cute

 

Religious bill gates: also because you’re a whore

 

Priest monty: Billy you have a massive gay crush on kid

 

The sinner: you can’t be polyamorous without the poly 💔💔

 

Religious bill gates: your boyfriend would kill me

 

The sinner: i know <333 -

 

Mother Jerome: my toxic trait is hating kid

 

Teddy bear: even his boyfriend gets sick of him 😒

 

The sinner: stop projecting ted

 

Reply: The sinner: you can’t be polyamorous without the poly 💔💔
Priest monty: aren’t you dating buggs too?

 

The sinner: That's not the point

 

Holy water: Nugget hates everyone (but lily /p)

 

- Burn the gays -

Woman kisser: Where did every guy went except lils and buggs? (and felix because hes actually paying attention to class)

 

Robocop: Yeah! They keep texting but they’re not in the chat

 

Stars4lily: They are probably on the gc for kid’s gay panics, I was there I just left because hearing kid gush about Felix and buggs made me throw up/hj

 

Crime record: a group for what.