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Draco: Dearingest, darlingest Narsissa and popsicle
Harry: Dursleys
Both: There's been some confusion over rooming here at Hogwarts
Harry: But of course I’m going to stay
Draco: But of course I'll riiiiiiise above it
Both: For I know that’s how you’d want me to respond
Both: Yes
Both: There's been some confusion here because my roommate is …
Draco: Exceedingly-and-unusually-strange-and-altogether-quite-impossible-to-describe ...
Harry: Blonde.
Both: What is this feeling, so sudden and new?
Both: I felt the moment, I laid eyes on you
Draco: My pulse is rushing
Harry: My head is reeling
Draco: My face is flushing
Both: Oh, what is this feeling?
Draco: Fervid as a flame
Harry: Does it have a name?
Both: Yes!
Both: Loathing
Both: Un-adul-terated loathing
Harry: For your face
Draco: Your blood
Harry: Your clothing
Both: Let's just say, I loathe it all!
Both: Every little trait, however small
Both: Makes my very flesh begin to crawl
Draco: With simple utter loathing
Harry: There's a strange exhilaration
Draco: In such total detestation
Both: It's so pure! So strong!
Draco: Though I do admit it came on fast
Harry: Still I do believe that it can last
Draco: And I will be loathing you
Harry: Loathing you
Both: My whole life long!
Slytherins: Dear Malfoy, you are just too good!
Slytherins: How do you stand it? I don't think I could!
Slytherins: He's a mudblood! He's a monster!
Slytherins: We don't mean to show a bias
Slytherins: But Malfoy you're a martyr!
Draco: Well, these things are sent to try us!
Slytherins: Po-or Malfoy, forced to reside
Slytherins: With someone so disgus-tici-fied
Slytherins: We just want to tell you
Slytherins: We're all on your side!
Slytherins: We share your (loathing)
Both: What is this feeling
Both: So sudden and new?
Draco: I felt the moment
Harry: I laid eyes on you
Draco: My pulse is rushing
Harry: My head is reeling
Both: Oh, what is this feeling?
Both: Does it have a name?
Both: Yes
Draco: There's a strange exhilaration
Harry: In such total detestation
Draco: It's so pure(blood), so strong!
Harry: So strong!
Both: Though I do admit it came on fast
Both: Still I do believe that it can last
Harry: And I will be loathing, for, forever
Draco: loathing, truly, deeply loathing you
Harry: loathing you
Both: My whole life long!
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Harry: Boo
Draco: Ahh!