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gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]
GG: karkat!
GG: hey, wake up!
GG: come oooooooon wake up already! :B
CG: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST, JADE.
CG: IT'S 6:30 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING.
CG: WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU?
GG: sorry!
GG: im just excited thats all!!!!!
GG: its our first day of school today! i cant wait :B
CG: *GROAN*
CG: FUCK SCHOOL. I WANT TO STAY THE FUCK IN BED.
GG: awwww come on dont be like that :(
GG: itll be fun i promise!!
CG: NOPE. NOT BUYING IT.
GG: pleeeeeeeeeease karkat!!!
GG: i dont want to be alone on my first day at school :(
CG: YOU WON'T BE ALONE, YOU'RE WAY TOO NICE FOR THAT. YOU MAKE FRIENDS LIKE INSTANTLY.
CG: I BET YOU'LL HAVE MADE AT LEAST FIVE NEW FRIENDS BEFORE THE END OF THE DAY.
CG: I WILL SERIOUSLY BET MY LUNCH MONEY ON IT.
GG: but what if the other kids are mean :/
GG: then ill be scared as well as on my own!!
GG: i need my big strong knight to protect me :B
CG: PFFT.
GG: pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeease!!!!!!!
GG: dont make me do the puppy dog eyes!
CG: OH FOR FUCK'S SAKE.
GG: im doing the puppy dog eyes!
CG: JADE, YOU KNOW I CAN'T SEE YOU.
GG: im doing them!!!
CG: THIS IS RIDICULOUS.
GG: sorry cant hear you too busy doing the puppy dog eyes!!!!!!
CG: OH MY FUCKING GOD ALRIGHT ALRIGHT ENOUGH.
CG: YOU KNOW DAMN WELL I WAS GOING TO SHOW UP ANYWAY.
GG: haha i knew it!
GG: youre the best karkat :B
CG: YEAH, YEAH.
CG: I'M GOING THE FUCK BACK TO SLEEP THOUGH THIS IS WAY TOO GODDAMN EARLY.
CG: I'LL MEET YOU AT THE PIER AT A REASONABLE FUCKING HOUR.
GG: youre anything but reasonable!!
GG: how am i supposed to know what time that is!!!
CG: ALRIGHT THEN, 8:30. HOW'S THAT?
GG: sounds good! :D
CG: COOL. GOING TO SLEEP NOW.
GG: haha okay!
GG: bye karkat, have a nice sleep!! :) <3
gardenGnostic [GG] ceased pestering carcinoGeneticist [CG]