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J: One of the things I appreciate most about your schedules and planning is that it reminds me to eat and drink regularly.
G: I’m glad. But please never watch Jeopardy and work out simultaneously.
J: You know me well. I would bruise both of my ankles and forget everything I’ve learned as soon as the program’s over.
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G: A student is forcing me to do TikTok dances with him. Send help.
J: The trick is to pretend you’re dancing around your kitchen on a Friday evening in your pajamas while making hot chocolate.
G: Oddly specific. Never done that.
J: What are you doing this Friday?
G: Blessing you with my dance moves.
J: I’ll buy some 96% cacao chocolate.
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J: I like your face. You have a nice face.
G: You left a post-it at my desk last night after our staff party.
J: Oh no. I had two beers, I was so drunk. I don’t remember. What does it say?
G: You dared me to a thumb-wrestling match. The loser has to spend the rest of the day walking around with toilet paper sticking out of their pants.
J: You can clearly tell I’ve been hanging out with kids too much.
G: Kidding. You wrote something else.
J: WHAT?
G: How about we thumb-wrestle and if you win, I’ll tell you.
J: Deal.
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G: I know what you did.
J: Please don’t tell Barbara.
G: Only if you admit it.
J: … I secretly put flowers on her desk, without a note. And it’s Mother’s Day.
G: You’re lucky you’re cute.
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J: We have a problem.
G: What is it? I’ll help.
J: Having a harder time than usual getting up in the morning because of the weighted blanket you gave me.
G: You’re welcome.
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J: Thank you for introducing me to your old Sims characters last night.
G: You’re welcome. The game really helped me. It felt like I could safely navigate through life without losing control.
J: Yes, I completely get that. It’s nice.
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G: You look cute when you sleep.
J: Thanks so much for sticking a note to my forehead when I fell asleep instead of waking me up.
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G: My student created a drawing of us. Make sure to look at the size of the hands she gave me.
J: Your hands look GIGANTIC. Just like the belt she put around my waist, covering my whole body.
P.S. Nothing wrong with your hands, they’re perfect for helping me down a ladder. And other things.
G: I taped it to the wall between our classrooms.
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G: Mr. Johnson just knocked our knock before entering my classroom. You think he knows?
J: What? That we’re using his special stain remover to clean our classroom rugs?
G: I was talking about us making out in his supply closet, but sure, I guess that too.
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G: I can’t concentrate on chewing my food correctly when you look at me like that during lunch.
J: Well, you should concentrate on me instead.
G: Come over tonight.