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unknown number: hey this is wilhelm
simon: hi!! glad you texted
wille: glad you gave me your number :)
simon: ew dont use that smiley face
wille: WHY NOT???
simon: it's gross and menacing
wille: im so sorry my innocent and adorable smiley face offended you
simon: i expect an official statement and a press release of an apology by 10am
wille: ok MOM
simon: double ew
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luigi: [attached screenshot of texts w simon]
luigi: erik help
mario: ur embarrassing
mario: 'glad you gave me your number' BARF
luigi: i h8 u
mario: love u too <3<3<3
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simon: favorite candy
wille: anything sour
simon: why
wille: eating it til my tongue bleeds just to feel something
simon: stop being emo
wille: absolutely not im listening to mcr as we speak
simon: im blocking ur number
wille: u know u lorve me
simon: WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS
wille: i ask myself everyday
simon: favorite movie
wille: romeo n juilet w leo dicaprio
simon: ur hair reminds me of 90s leo
wille: dont lie to me simon
simon: also damn forbidden romance. ur tragic
wille: it's a cool interpretation of the story and romeo's hot
simon: what
wille: what
wille: going thru a tunnel i think ur breaking up
simon: oh my god