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"Alright guys, i got, AJ all around, and all the skittles".
"All of them John?".
"Yes Dave, ALL of the skittles", he answers before pulling out a 2ft by 3 ft by 4ft box of skittles.
Rose raises an eyebrow, "How exactly did you go about procuring such a vast amount of a single candy, John?".
"Miracles!", he answers with a wave of his hands.
Jade giggles as she walks over from the window she was looking out and plops onto the recliner in John's living room. "Awesome, i love miracles".
Dave rolls his eyes, "Uhg, can we not talk about dumb miracles, makes me think uh that weird ass troll guy".
"Something urk you about him Dave? Do tell", Rose asks.
"Dude, i fuckin swear he's like, hate flirting with me, it's so not cool and i told him to stop n shit, but what does he do the next fuckin time i see him, hate flirt, it's so WEIRD".
John places the movie inside the dvd player and sits down next to Dave, "Aw come on Dave, troll romance seems pretty cool to me".
"YEAH! It seems like a lot of fun, especially the best friends sorta one", Jade chimes in.
"Hey hey, don't get me wrong", Dave begins. "I'm chill with the troll quadrants thing, just not the black one, or at least not when it's directed at me".
Rose leans in, "Oh, so would you say Gamzee bothers you? Hmm?"
"Uh, yeah, i like just got through explaining that"
"Hmm, doesn't sound to me like you aren't in some way hating on him as well as he is on you"
"OH FUCK NO", Dave jumps up.
Jade and John giggle together as Dave goes off. "No no no no no, fuckin no, i, do, NOT, want to be in any sorta romance with that fuck head"
"As far as you can tell that is", Rose replies.
Before Dave can speak, Jade flops over him and John's laps, "Shhhh, come on guys, we came here to watch a movie, not yell about someone".
John agrees with a "Yeah!" and the other two sorta shrug and settle down to watch the movie.
The movie begins and the sudden horror sets in too all but one's face upon realizing what their watching. "More Nic Cage... lovely", Rose mumbles. Dave pats her arm and whispers to her, "Don't worry motherfucker, we can make it, just stay strong". Which gets Rose to chuckle, covering her mouth.
Jade decides to climb onto the back of the couch and lay behind John and Dave's heads, whispering into John's ear, "I think they're telling secrets over there". John leans back, "Yeah, sibling secrets, heh, we can do it too Jade", he smiles. "Yay!", she whispers excitedly, "Guess what". "What?", John asks. jade replies, "Nuuuuu, you have to guess". "Okay okay, um, you're secretly a dog disguised as a human?". Jade laughs, "Pfff, no, jeez, ok my secret is", she leans in close. John sits still for a few seconds, listening and then suddenly jumping, "You have a moirail!?"
Rose and Dave's heads turn quickly, with peeked curiosity. "You do?", the Strilondes say in unison.
"Wow, real nice job with secrets John, brother of the year", Jade sarcasms at him.
John places his hand to the back of his neck, feeling a bit ashamed. "Heh, sorry Jade".
"Hehee, it's fine John", she smiles back. "And yes guys, I have a moirail".
Rose replies, "Well this is some pleasant news".
John jumps forward a bit, "YEAH, actually it really is, cause the reason i, well accidentally told your secret, is cause i was so pumped because, i have one too!".
Dave asks, "Wait so do we all have moirails?".
"It would appear so", Rose answers with a humored grin.
"Alright then, who are all of yours?" Dave asks.
"Secrets Dave, secrets", Jade tells him.
"Oh come on!", he says back.
Rose adds her two cents, "Secrets won't last forever, I have ways of finding out Jade".
"OH OH OH", John gets excited. "What if we make it a game? Finding out who each other's moirials are?".
"OMG YES!!", Jade agrees with excitement.
The phrase "put the bunny back in the box" can be heard in the room. John shrieks with terror, "WE'RE MISSING THE BEST PART!!".
"Oh come on John, you've seen it a million times, does it really matter?", Dave states.
"Yes, it freakin does, Hmmf!", he sits down with a huff and rewinds the movie a bit. "Now, sit, it's movie time, not moirail scavenger hunt time or whatever we're calling this".
Dave sighs and silently agrees. Rose looks at Jade and they both know what the other is doing.
"Let's call it Moirail Hunt!", Jade chirps.
Rose disagrees, "I think Pale Endeavors or Moirailegence Quest sound more appropriate".
"No way!", Jade barks. Dave joins in, "That sounds way too to extravegent, it should be simple". "Yeah!", Jade agrees.
John stands up again and turns to face them all, having paused the movie. "Since none of you can agree I'll name the dang game, then we can WATCH, THE, MOVIEEEE".
Rose starts to respond, "Pardon me but i don't see why you should get the privil-".
Dave interrupts, "Yeah, i'm down with that, you got my vote, man".
Rose grunts and crosses her arms and Jade looks curiously at John as he thinks. "Ummmm, we'll call it... uhh, OH, Secret Busters!".
"YEA!" Jade agrees, "Sweet", Dave accepts. "Ughhhhh, fine", Rose forcedly submits.
"Now then", John sits once more, "Let's finish the movie!".