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"Ayi!" Kyo called out to their friend jogging happily to her. Ayi turns to them holding a phone in hand "hm? what is it"
"I just got married to Glamrock Freddy!" they say excitedly stimming with their hands
"Oh, congratulation- What."
"Hm?"
"You're married to... Glamrock Freddy....?" Ayi hesitantly asks, carefully putting her phone into her pocket
"Yeah! why?" Kyo asks a bit confused tilting her head while raising an eyebrow "bro.... hes an animatronic fuck you mean why??" ayi says stunned at the thought of one of her friends marrying an animatronic although it isn't really bad.. but what the fuck.
"Oh, well thats fine- i think.." Kyo thoughtfully says, trying to figure out whats wrong with marrying an animatronic
"dude how long have you known him" Ayi says exasperated
"2 hours."
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"WHAT"
"OH c'mon! that isnt bad??? we met each other through this dating app! clicked and decided to get married!" Kyo says proudly puffing her chest out
".... we should get you some therapy... i wouldn't have judged if you said it was kaeya but damn GLAMROCK FREDDY??" Ayi says dragging a hand over her face sighing tiredly
"... is this permission to marry kaeya-"
"NO."
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"Freddy Im home!" Kyo says happily planning to drag kaeya into this marriage, she walks around the house before bumping into quite a hard chest. "what the fu-" Kyo looks up to see freddy with his ginormous metal badonkadonks and cute heart shaped nipples. She quickly backs away and apologizes
"Oh no Its fine!" Freddy chuckles his loud robotic voice echoing through the house
"uhh im gonna go now" Kyo looks around awkwardly before quickly walking into her room "Okay!" Freddys muffled voice shouts back at her, slowly fading thumps giving the only indicator that Freddy has walked back to his own room
"I did not think this through" Kyo sighs hitting her head over and over on the wall before grabbing her scaramouche plushie and screaming at it "cough anyways! time to tell the gc..."
HEN TEA CLUB!
Kyo !: hey guys i got married to glamrock freddy 😊
Eiden: dude wtf
! Antyx ¡: Is he hot
Kyo !: idk...
! Antyx ¡: divorce him now
Eiden: ?????
how'd you get married in the first place anyways?
Kyo !: i mean i didnt expect freddy to reply to my "wanna get married wink" text but he said yes so uh....
! Antyx ¡: dumbass
L
Kyo !: rude
anyways he got some big tiddies-😏
! Antyx ¡: SHOW
Eiden: no.
! Antyx ¡: penisve
Kyo !: wait brb
! Antyx ¡: kk (divorce him)
Eiden: okayy (anti no)
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Kyo gets off her phone and takes a few deep breaths, she silently opens the door and walks out 'okay lets divorce him.. for kaeya! right. yes? okay ykw fuck it'
she walks to Freddys bedroom door and knocks on it fidgeting on the spot
Freddy opens the door, "Oh kyo! do you need anything?" He smiles blinking unnaturally "Can we get... divorced?" Kyo asks nervously praying to god or satan that the animatronic infront of her doesn't turn murderous and tries to kill her, she hasnt even married kaeya yet!
"Oh..." Freddy sounds dejected looking on the ground sadly. Oh shi- "wait wait- its not that i hate you or anything! i just dont think we're.. right for eachother???" kyo panics saying random bullshit trying to not make the animatronic cry- wait can robots even cry???
"Really..? and why do you think that?" he sounds curious probably a little heartbroken too "oh uh well- im not an animatronic! and you are- so i dont think i would be able to fit your needs and such..?" 'bro he better believe this shit or he might take my soul'
"But i don't mind! This is my first time having a romantic relationship with someone- and and you seem nice" Freddy smiles looking as nervous as he can for an animatronic
Ah shit. Kyo thought feeling a little guilty she just ruined Freddys first every relationship! hes probably gonna end up traumatized after this and doesn't know people get married off the bat... oh well this is all for kaeya anyways <3 "aww thank you! but i think you can find someone better? maybe one of your animatronic friends?" Kyo tries to sound enthusiastic hoping to get divorced soon
freddy goes silent at that looking away embarrassedly "i....... I have no friends" the robot goes still after that a bit ashamed at having to admit such a thing "Oh-" kyo mutters realizing she basically fucked up real time 'shit he got no friends??? ..... i think i saw bonnie on that dating app.. should i set them up?' kyo scratches her head sighing "thats uh... fine?? we can talk about this later" kyo nods suddenly feeling determined to set him up with bonnie
"uh yeah okay, bye?" Freddy says still not knowing how to feel about all of this, slowly closing his bedroom door
Kyo face palms and drags her feet back to her room "damn" she pulls out her phone and goes back on the gc
HEN TEA CLUB!
Kyo !: guys help
! Antyx ¡: what did you do now...
Kyo !: Freddy has no one to marry after our divorce... i kinda feel bad
Eiden: .... is this a sign to delete the app anti recommended
! Antyx ¡: idk im still maidenless after having it for months bro, idk how kyo got married so easily
Kyo !: L anyways so like i saw bonnie on there so i plan on setting them up- is that good??
Eiden: ooo uh, do whatever you think is best?
! Antyx ¡: omg yes set them up!! I wanna see my childhood ship come true
Kyo !: OH OK OK UHHH im gonna- try and text bonnie and see if he replies smirk
Eiden: oo goodluck kyo!!
! Antyx ¡: tell me when they're dating <3
Kyo !: ok
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"Okay! okay. i can do this! its just setting to robots up to get married.. it won't be that hard" Kyo grins before realizing she may or may not have jinxed the whole process... "shit."
She quickly goes on her pc and opens the dating app scrolling around looking for 'Bonnie' "hm.. will they even be interested in eachother??" they sigh before finally finding Bonnies profile "Okay! it says he likes.. bears? and bubbly people..." Kyo smirks wiggling their eyebrows "Oh i know the perfect person for him..." She cackles evilly quickly sliding into the Animatronics Dms
☆ Glamrock Bonnie ☆
Kyo: Heyyy can we talk uwu
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"OKAY! i can do this pls reply, i need to set you up with freddy so i can marry kaeya" she rushes staring intently at her screen waiting for a reply,
10 minutes have passed and no reply yet "whats taking him so long... i saw him active when i first dmed smh" they sigh getting a bit bored
ding
☆ Glamrock Bonnie ☆
Kyo: Heyyy can we talk uwu
G. Bonnie: What?
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"Why does he sound like he wants to kill me"
☆ Glamrock Bonnie ☆
Kyo: Heyyy can we talk uwu
G. Bonnie: What?
Kyo: damn okay
Kyo: uh.. are you interested in a partner right now?
G. Bonnie: Aren't you married?
Kyo: what
oh shit right i did post about our marriage uh oh
Kyo: that doesn't matterrrr im not talking about me anyways!
G. Bonnie: ?? Then what do you want
Kyo: ...do you like G. Freddy?-
G. Bonnie: NO
G. Bonnie has deleted a message!
G. Bonnie: No, why are you asking?
Kyo: omg you totally like him
G. Bonnie: I DO NOT.
Kyo: you sure? you awfully sounded like you hated our marriage
G. Bonnie: Well!- hes my best friend! shouldn't i be allowed to get mad?
Kyo: best friend??? wait you guys are friends?
Kyo: Freddy told me he didnt have any friends...
G. Bonnie: ........
G. Bonnie: am i not his friend..?
ah shit
Kyo: wait im sure he didnt mean it that way! right?
Kyo: he prolly just didnt know
G. Bonnie: :(
Kyo: okay- dude just tell me if you like him or not
G. Bonnie: fine. I do, happy?
Kyo: YES THANK YOU
G. Bonnie: what-
Kyo: BRB
G. Bonnie: ....
G. Bonnie: excuse me what?
G. Bonnie: hello?
G. Bonnie: HELLO????
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they giggle excitedly maniacally getting off the pc and quickly running to freddys rooms,
footsteps echo through the hall, freddy raising an eyebrow as he stands up walking to his door "uh.." the door fucking flies off its hinges and in all her glory kyo stands a wide eery grin on her face. "FREDDY! I HAVE GREAT NEWS"
oh no..