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On the first day of Christmas, Netflix gave to me
A super dysfunctional family
On the second day of Christmas, Netflix gave to me
Two psycho masks,
And a super dysfunctional family
On the third day of Christmas, Netflix gave to me
Three Swedish killers,
Two psycho masks,
And a super dysfunctional family
On the fourth day of Christmas, Netflix gave to me
Four seasons total,
Three Swedish killers,
Two psycho masks,
And a super dysfunctional family
On the fifth day of Christmas, Netflix gave to me
Five has returned
Four seasons total,
Three Swedish killers,
Two psycho masks,
And a super dysfunctional family
On the sixth day of Christmas, Netflix gave to me
Six separate timelines
Five has returned,
Four seasons total,
Three Swedish killers,
Two psycho masks,
And a super dysfunctional family
On the seventh day of Christmas, Netflix gave to me
Seven super siblings,
Six separate timelines,
Five has returned,
Four seasons total,
Three Swedish killers,
Two psycho masks,
And a super dysfunctional family
On the eighth day of Christmas, Netflix gave to me
Eight lost lovers,
Seven super siblings,
Six separate timelines,
Five has returned,
Four seasons total,
Three Swedish killers,
Two psycho masks,
And a super dysfunctional family
On the ninth day of Christmas, Netflix gave to me
Nine rueful rumors,
Eight lost lovers,
Seven super siblings,
Six separate timelines,
Five has returned,
Four seasons total,
Three Swedish killers,
Two psycho masks,
And a super dysfunctional family
On the tenth day of Christmas, Netflix gave to me
Ten curving knives,
Nine rueful rumors,
Eight lost lovers,
Seven super siblings,
Six separate timelines,
Five has returned,
Four seasons total,
Three Swedish killers,
Two psycho masks,
And a super dysfunctional family
On the eleventh day of Christmas, Netflix gave to me
Eleven nannies "napping,"
Ten curving knives,
Nine rueful rumors,
Eight lost lovers,
Seven super siblings,
Six separate timelines,
Five has returned,
Four seasons total,
Three Swedish killers,
Two psycho masks,
And a super dysfunctional family
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Netflix gave to me
Twelve dead directors,
Eleven nannies "napping,"
Ten curving knives,
Nine rueful rumors,
Eight lost lovers,
Seven super siblings,
Six separate timelines,
Five has returned,
Four seasons total,
Three Swedish killers,
Two psycho masks,
And a super dysfunctional family