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I lost the 50/50

Summary:

It took three betrayals for me to understand…the RNG is just an elaborate tapestry of lies.

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It took three betrayals for me to understand…the RNG is just an elaborate tapestry of lies.

My fury will never be quelled.

The first to betray me was the Kokomi banner. The first banner I saved for…the first time my efforts went to waste. Valuing the RNG above all, it saw no worth in me and I lost the 50/50.

The second was the Wanderer banner. My favorite character…the one I’ve waited two years for. Consumed by greed, it saw my lack of primogems as an abomination.

The third was one exactly like me. My friend, my comrade. Powerful in his luck, he got Wanderer on low pity.

Gacha games…they can’t be trusted. And primogem farming fills me with pure loathing. So I said good riddance! I denounce Hoyoverse and laugh in its face.

My chest will never again be defiled by false hope. I will scrub away every last trace of this growing gambling addiction, and then I will be empty. A blank slate, ready to go outside and touch some grass.

There is no need to fear. The pain of a standard 5 star will be brief. Keqing’s era…is coming to an end.

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I’ve only ever won the 50/50 once how do people do this
Anyway, good luck on your pulls! Hopefully the RNG is kinder to you than it is to me
Update: He came home!!! Only a few hours before his banner ended