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Drunk And Tired, Creampie Cumdumpster Number 1 Idol

Summary:

During his Kpop Flex trip, Sunghoon goes into a German gay club and parks himself in the bathroom gloryhole stall. You won’t believe what happens next!

Notes:

Happy birthday Sunghoon here's some literally disgusting porn hope you like it non Sunghoons.

Named after Drunk And Tired, Creampie Cumdumpster Number 1 Idol – CAWD-376, a recent Moko Sakura JAV production that I have not watched but I assume is just as filthy as this fic.

Also this is so unrealistic don't bang guys in gloryholes with no condoms involved people.

And I don't think Sunghoon is like this irl this is fiction.

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

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Cock.

That’s all Sunghoon could think about as he knelt down on that bathroom floor, as cock after cock pushed its way through the makeshift hole in the stall wall, as he shoved his mouth over every single last one of them and gave these cocks the one two Dumbhoon special.

Cock this, cock that. Right now Sunghoon was in actual literal heaven.

You’d think that Park Sunghoon wouldn’t dare do something like this. Isn’t he an idol and not only that but an idol under BTS’s label? Isn’t his reputation that of a polite insanely beautiful idol with it boy aspirations? But alas a man has two sides and Sunghoon is no different.

Outside of the cameras’ lens, he is a fucking freak.

As this whole incident is sure to prove to you.

You see, his idol group Enhypen touched down in Germany to perform in a music festival there on a Monday. That very same night, Sunghoon had snuck out of the hotel room with the silent endorsement of his managers (or not so silent given how loud they were when Sunghoon sucked them off at the same time) to go to a club some of his sunbaenims had recommended he go to. It was only a bus ride from the hotel away

With a black masquerade mask and a slutty private schoolboy ensemble number on, he was the hottest boy in the whole fucking club without being a huge walking Dispatch New Years Spread. And it took only five shots and some bump and grinding with some muscle daddy who he communicated with in broken English to get the location of the mysterious ‘treasure box’.

And it took five shots more for him to make his way there, lock himself in a holed stall, knell down onto the disgusting floor filled with all the bodily fluids and make himself at home.

At first it was handjob after handjob and then blowjob after blowjob, so many that Sunghoon lost count long before he got a moment to breathe. Then some guy stuffed a 50 euro bill through the hole and barked out ‘ASS!’ and suddenly he was getting fucked.

He felt like a whore. It was amazing!

Streaks and streaks of cum had covered his sweet bony little ass like coats of paint. His hole was in a constant state of gaping around nothing, shitting out of splats of semen but otherwise doing nothing but letting the cold air hit it. His face looked like he had been dunking himself in a tank full of white weak slightly yellowing whipped cream and he could barely open his eyes, so dried over they were with other men’s juices.

He was long since slipped into a subspace of sorts, feeling all bubbly and dumb and numb. His head was empty and that was just fine by him, especially as the bills kept on getting pushed into his cubby and the dicks were growing bigger and rougher.

But then someone shook him out of his happy place. A very rough Korean speaking person.

“Yah Park Sunghoon the fuck are you doing here?!”

Shit, the sane part of his brain screamed. Someone’s recognised me.

“You fucking whore!”

Said another guy also in Korean. Fuck shit fuck.

“Didn’t think I’d see you here. Did the icky wicky baby give his managers the slip so he could suck dick in the bathroom?”

Who were these guys? Obsessed fanboys? Deranged saesangs?

“Gasp! And right before he has to perform at Kpop Flex tomorrow! You naughty little slut! No wonder slutty little idol boys like you have to lip sync all the time!”

They’re probably fellow idols, Sunghoon thought. That’s not so bad.

Stupid Sunghoon.

“Well, well, why are you here?” Sunghoon blabbered out nervously, deep in scrambled Dumbhoon mode. “I could tell on you too you know!”

The two men laughed. “You don’t even know who we are dumbass.” chortled the meaner one.

“But true I guess,” conceded the other one. “If I’m being honest, I don’t want to tell you on you either.”

“Yeah not without a taste of that fucking ass of yours!”

Oh.

Sunghoon could work with that.

“Oh please hyungs!” He said making his voice all high and damsel like and aiming his cum soaked mouth over the hole. “I’ve do anything to keep you from telling all my members and my managers and my company and my mom-“

“Anything huh?” One of them said sounding out of breath. Sunghoon could hear the telltale fast wet sounds indicating the self jacking off of a hard cock. “You really mean that Hoonie?”

“Cross my heart hyungies.”

“Well,” said the other one, sounding almost impressed. “You ever hear of a gloryhole double penetration?”

Well he certainly became very well acquainted with that concept.

It was soooooooooo hot! Sure it definitely hurt at first (and to think he was worried about never feeling tight again!) but once enough time and cum had gone by, it’s started to feel like he had actually exited this earth and God and all the angels were using him as a heavenly cocksleeve. The gloryhole actually made it even hotter if you could believe it! Because the more he shoved his ass onto those two thick dicks, the more the hole was fucked more open than it had been and the more it banged and rattled. It was the perfect soundtrack to this scene pure debauchery, to be mixed in with Sunghoon’s violent moans, the first Hyung idol’s orgasm screams and the second’s deliriously filthy dirty talk.

It was an interstellar fuck of biblical proportions. Sunghoon had never felt so gloriously used.

And to top it all off, by the time they were done (around orgasm number five, god did these men have no concept of refractory periods) they finished off his hole not with the standard splaying of semen but with two loads of piss! Hoonie was surprised at first (bathroom stuff was never his favourite even if he had gotten a billion won tip for shitting in Mr Bang PD oppar’s mouth that one time) but then that triggered what he could only call a Super Sayian orgasm and that broke his mind for real.

He collapsed onto the filthy floor and blacked out.

He came to on the floor of the main bathroom. One of the men who was just fucking him was holding him like you would in a lover while the other was fucking his fists in and out of Sunghoon’s sure to be destroyed prolapses hole. They were both wearing masks like his obviously and they seemed pretty tuckered out like him to put it mildly.

“You know we’re at the same hotel as you.”

“We’ve gotta perform at that festival too fuck me”

Sunghoon couldn’t give a fuck as to who said what at this point.

“Our manager is picking us up. Wanna rideshare?”

“Sure.” He said before slipping back into dreamland, where he was also getting fucked hard.

Boy he’s going to be remembering Germany for years to come.

Notes:

WELP

Sound off about who you think the two hyungs are in the comments!

 

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